The second cour of everyone’s favorite magic high school battle harem is back! But seriously, this is actually a good show for the genre it’s in. Highlights of our commentary include:
- AiLied not being able to tell characters’ genders
- What Dirk Nowitzki did after retiring from basketball
- Kelloggs’ speculation on what lewd activity Julis does alone
- A criminal lack of Claudia
PumpkinMochi: Oh, it’s the Chinese loli.
AiLied: I think that’s a guy.
PumpkinMochi: No, that’s a loli, dude.
AiLied: I think Hundred broke my “Is it a guy” radar.
Keidence: You scrubs!
AiLied: This is all Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Kelloggs: Smug loli is a good aesthetic.
AiLied: That orange-haired girl is pretty hot though.
PumpkinMochi: Are you sure they’re a girl?
AiLied: Oh my god.
AiLied: My radar is totally broken, that’s a guy. I just looked it up.
PumpkinMochi: Told you.
Kelloggs: I’m not gonna lie, you guys. I’m actually hyped that this is back. Like whatever, it’s magic high school light novel shit but it’s fun, I like this show.
Keidence: Yeah, I do think this is the best one we’ve had in a while.
Keidence: That face.
Kelloggs: Oh god, Jie Long’s student council president is nine years old.
AiLied: Well body-wise, I think it’s one of those “I’m an ancient loli” type of things.
Kelloggs: It says she’s nine here, so I dunno.
Kelloggs: We Tiger and Bunny now.
Kelloggs: Is is just me or when he did that sword move, did his face look like…
Keidence: Prison School?
Kelloggs: No, it’s like… shit, what was it… Oh, Sidonia.
Keidence: Oh right, I can see that.
AiLied: I really hope the rest of this season isn’t just this tournament, that would make me sad.They gotta make it to that next tournament.
Kelloggs: With blackjack and hookers?
AiLied: No, it was what Claudia was saying last season about how she wanted him on her team.
Kelloggs: What you’re saying is that you want more Claudia.
AiLied: Basically yeah.
AiLied: They look like they’re in their twenties, they don’t look like high school students.
Kelloggs: Yeah, they’re using ringers.
Kelloggs: Don’t stand in the flame strike!
Kelloggs: There’s too much talking in this fight. Less talky, more stabby.
AiLied: One Punch Man!
Kelloggs: Haha, he does have that look right now, doesn’t he?
AiLied: The girl’s pretty hot actually.
Kelloggs: I like her keyhole uniform.
PumpkinMochi: Hey, remember us? We exist!
Kelloggs: Kirin’s here!
Kelloggs: The flower girl from To-Love-ru grew up and became that.
Kelloggs: Okay, this is off to a good start.
PumpkinMochi: Have you progressed past maid training school, Kelloggs?
Kelloggs: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mochi.
Kelloggs: Oh right, I forgot about that.
Keidence: Oh yeah…
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, that was her motivation.
Kelloggs: Booooooring! Get to the good stuff, tell us her secrets. Tell us how she’s constantly masturbating and screaming Ayato’s name.
AiLied: Well she hasn’t been home since she met him.
Kelloggs: Oh, she hasn’t?
AiLied: No, that’d be kinda weird.
Kelloggs: Maybe she’s been stalking him since he was a kid and went to this school to meet him. The orphan thing is just a cover.
Kelloggs: Oh here’s the good stuff.
Kelloggs: Dun dun dun!
PumpkinMochi: And they all look at him.
Kelloggs: I don’t know what’s going on here, derp.
Kelloggs: In before Claudia.
Keidence: Yeah, I feel like there’s someone in here.
Kelloggs: This feels like a Claudia scene.
Keidence: Why would he want that?
AiLied: Because she’s awesome.
Kelloggs: No, Priscilla’s better.
Kelloggs: Like the basketball player? Nowitzki?
Kelloggs: This is actually just a plot to talk to Dirk Nowitzki.
Keidence: Sounds like a harem member to me.
Kelloggs: Oh crap, gap moe.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, it’s Dirk Nowitzki! He kinda let himself go after retiring from the NBA though.
Kelloggs: That’s how you know it’s good. If your face isn’t covered with ketchup afterwards, you’re doing it wrong.
Kelloggs: Oh hey, it’s the Wagamama girls!
AiLied: Oh, I don’t recognize them with their clothes on.
Kelloggs: What about the orphans? This money could be going to them but you’re blowing it on parfaits! What the fuck.
PumpkinMochi: No, she’s getting energy from eating it so that she can go save the orphans.
Keidence: Better make a scene, that’ll fix it.
Keidence: Her hair has ears.
Kelloggs: And she also wears glasses. This is good.
PumpkinMochi: Didn’t she have fortune telling powers or something?
AiLied: I think she did like one thing last season. Otherwise she was being all uguu around the fat guy.
Kelloggs: Wow racist. I can’t believe you assume she has fortune telling powers just because she’s a… um… whatever she is.
PumpkinMochi: What are you trying to say?
Kelloggs: I’m just saying you’re racist, okay?
AiLied: That doesn’t even make sense.
Keidence: And she’s captured.
PumpkinMochi: That’s how you know it’s the future. The limo has glowing lights on it.
AiLied: Dude, those rims.
Keidence: So they’re going to the Grid.
AiLied: Her boots are so hot, they’re like… boot ZR.
Kelloggs: Ohhh, boots. I thought you said boobs and was like “Her arms are crossed over, you can’t really see them.”
PumpkinMochi: Wait, they lied! We didn’t get any Claudia this episode.
Keidence: I bet she’s gonna say that in the preview. “I lied, I wasn’t here this episode.”
AiLied: Claudia denied!