We actually watched this a while ago but since we had no real motivation to group-watch any more after the first episode, I kinda put it on the backburner. It’s here now, mostly because our commentary here sets up a few jokes (almost entirely AiLied’s confusion about Emile) in posts to come featuring better shows.
AiLied: I like the OP. Well… I don’t like the animation but the song is good.
Kelloggs: It’s possible that biking to the OP will be the entirety of Hundred’s contribution to my life.
Kelloggs: Wait wait wait, hold on. I saw glasses.
AiLied: There’s a few glasses characters.
Kelloggs: Okay, I’m right back in this.
Kelloggs: Does she have animal ears?
Kelloggs: This show is good, you guys.
AiLied: Yeah, my tagline for this show is that at least it’s better than Bahamut. At least after the first episode.
PumpkinMochi: Why is he hiding from them?
AiLied: Because he doesn’t want attention. If you were super cool, you’d understand.
ParticularlyPeeved: Who are they surrounding now?
Kelloggs: I dunno. Once he’s out, what’s happening?
AiLied: Everyone’s pushing into the middle and the people in the middle can’t move.
Kelloggs: This is how people get crushed in soccer matches.
Kelloggs: At least we’re continuing Bahamut’s tradition of names Japanese people can’t pronounce.
Keidence: Headpats already!
PumpkinMochi: That is not a guy.
AiLied: That is totally a guy.
Kelloggs: My brand is well represented in this picture.
Kelloggs: This shot is clearly highlighting her fetish appeals. We gotta show the drills and we gotta show the boobs.
AiLied: Why aren’t skirts that short in real life?
Kelloggs: Because it’s annoying to do anything in them?
AiLied: You can do anything in them.
Kelloggs: Have you ever tried to do anything in a skirt?
AiLied: Not that I can remember.
PumpkinMochi: This is all MC’s fault. If he hadn’t run away, they wouldn’t be getting expelled.
Keidence: Is she gonna say duel?
Keidence: Oh my goooood. I can see the blanks in the Mad Libs now.
AiLied: They threw the pieces on the ground and gave a child a crayon to connect them then went “Okay, that’s our plot.”
AiLied: It’s Kokonoe! Although she split into two.
Keidence: Yeah, if you superimpose the two of them onto each other, you’d get Kokonoe.
Kelloggs: I told you they’re hard to pronounce.
PumpkinMochi: Time for some exposition.
Kelloggs: We Evangelion now.
AiLied: See, Emile’s a guy.
PumpkinMochi: Or a flat-chested girl.
Kelloggs: I mean, he has bigger boobs than she does.
AiLied: That’s how I could pitch this, it’s got yaoi content.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, he has an imouto and she’s in the hospital. Of course.
AiLied: I’m a little concerned that she sent him 48 messages.
Kelloggs: Woah, that’s bolder than I expected.
AiLied: Oh no! My male roommate is putting on panties! What could this mean?
PumpkinMochi: She has boobs, AiLied.
AiLied: You mean he.
Kelloggs: Wow. At least Infinite Stratos had the decency to wait a few episodes before pulling this shit.
AiLied: It’s not a legit show unless you have someone walking in on someone changing in the first episode.
AiLied: Wow, hot yaoi action! See, I’m just confused. I’ve seen posters and she has large breasts.
Kelloggs: But he’s a guy. There’s no way that isn’t true.
AiLied: That’s why I’m withholding judgment.
Kelloggs: Maybe he has a twin sister.
AiLied: No, she’s using Valkyrie Drive technology.
Kelloggs: Well, Valkyrie Drive stole that technology from Infinite Stratos.
AiLied: If you saw the captain who totally looked like a guy in the chest area but somehow had breasts the size of her head being held back by bandages… I don’t think you could breathe if you bound them that tightly.
Keidence: That wasn’t bad at all.
AiLied: Yeah, it’s generic but the good kind of generic.