Pedantic Perspective Watches: Gakusen Toshi Asterisk ep. 06 and Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry ep. 06

We’re at the halfway point for both of these shows, and our commentary this week involves the following:

  • Keidence paying enough attention to Rakudai to notice its inaccurate astronomy
  • Onii-sama overload
  • Kelloggs lusting over waki in both shows
  • Coffee cup symbolism in Rakudai
  • Lewd swimsuit and haunted curry in Asterisk
  • Kelloggs recounting sage words from the Fast and the Furious franchise

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.32_[2015.11.11_23.09.42]

Rakudai Kishi no Calvary ep. 06

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Kelloggs: This is the stupidest shit ever.

ParticularlyPeeved: It gets heavier and heavier, that’s why I’m holding it over my head.

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Kelloggs: Because I’m an A rank, I can lol pwn everyone.

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ParticularlyPeeved: What does that even mean?

PumpkinMochi: It’s obviously a reference to episode 2 when Stella’s top fell off.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.21_[2015.11.09_21.54.16]

Kelloggs: It’s not the same, it just isn’t right. I need Hayamin’s voice.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.35_[2015.11.09_21.57.00]

Kelloggs: Was she always sparking?

PumpkinMochi: No, it’s just because she’s flustered.

Keidence: Yeah, she’s mad.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.44_[2015.11.09_22.09.15]

PumpkinMochi: Oh, look who it is.

Kelloggs: I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t see anyone there. She must have a brilliant disguise.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.54_[2015.11.09_22.15.19]

Kelloggs: See, no one here!

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh my god, I didn’t even realize that was a disguise!

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.00_[2015.11.09_22.15.33]

Kelloggs: What is… why is she talking about a shaver in an envelope? God, Stella’s fucking dumb.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.26_[2015.11.09_23.12.11]

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, this is so stupid.

Kelloggs: I don’t know what you’re talking about, that’s just a tree there.

PumpkinMochi: Shut up, Kelloggs.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.28_[2015.11.09_23.14.32]

Kelloggs: Woah, there’s a person there. I had no idea.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2015.11.09_23.14.37]

Kelloggs: Woah, there’s panties there. She’s also the girl from Katawa Shoujo.

rakudai water

Everyone: Ahahaha, what.

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Kelloggs: And now she’s dead. The End!

ParticularlyPeeved: How is she floating that way?

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Kelloggs: Wasn’t that Tom Cruise?

PumpkinMochi: He’s not a Blazer though.

Kelloggs: You don’t know that, he might have been blazing it when he decided to join Scientology.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.10_[2015.11.09_23.58.17]

ParticularlyPeeved: What is going on? Apparently one of them is sparking, and the other one is…, I don’t know what the blue lines above her head are.

Kelloggs: She just smells really bad, that’s all. Those are stink lines.

rakudai fight

Keidence: This was Rakudai’s time to do a fight scene actually better than Asterisk, and they have not. This is the same environment and the same weapon types of the combatants in the last episode of Asterisk.

Kelloggs: But this one has Tom Cruise.

Keidence: That’s true.

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PumpkinMochi: Because you’re a woman!

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Kelloggs: You sure put me in my place!

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ParticularlyPeeved: Yes, let me start doing this.

PumpkinMochi: Dude, this is training!

Kelloggs: In order to train you, I must molest your thighs.

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Kelloggs: It looks like she’s on fire or sunburned.

ParticularlyPeeved: She’s also apparently leaking.

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Kelloggs: What are you- WHAT. Also, that looks like blood now. Seriously, sweat doesn’t bunch up like that.

sword training

Kelloggs: See, that was all because of her thighs. Or something.

PumpkinMochi: Is this over yet?

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.15_[2015.11.10_21.26.07][HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.17_[2015.11.10_21.26.12]

Kelloggs: That feel when you’re walking a girl home and she’s like “I like your hands because they remind me of my father’s hands.”

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Kelloggs: The fact that they’re talking about swordplay means you don’t even have to come up with euphemisms, they’re doing it for you.

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PumpkinMochi: Why aren’t they fucking already? Jesus Christ.

Kelloggs: Because Stella’s a pure maiden, man.

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PumpkinMochi: But dude look. She wants to hold hands.

Kelloggs: Dat waki.

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PumpkinMochi: Look at this shit.

Keidence: Lewd!

PumpkinMochi: Are you gonna claim she’s pure anymore?

Kelloggs: I… sigh. You’re right.

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Keidence: I think this scene was supposed to be romantic, but I’m not sure.

sword fight

PumpkinMochi: Um okay, that sure was a fight scene.

Kelloggs: Who story-boarded this episode? “Okay, so now they’re gonna fight and say one line for ten seconds. Then we’re gonna cut to a restaurant because… reasons.”

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.29_[2015.11.10_22.30.30][HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.34_[2015.11.10_22.30.40]

Kelloggs: She keeps it in her chest. Those massive blobs of fat.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.38_[2015.11.10_22.31.47]

PumpkinMochi: What the fuck was that shot? It was just the coffee cup against power lines.

ParticularlyPeeved: It’s really important to see the significance of the steam rising from the coffee cup with power lines in the background.

Kelloggs: I’m pretty sure the episode director was drunk.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.24_[2015.11.10_22.40.18]

PumpkinMochi: Who the hell is this and why does he have a skull tattoo on his chest?

Keidence: He has shark teeth too.

Kelloggs: Go back to Dance with Devils, your kind doesn’t belong here.

glass smash

Everyone: WOAHHHHH.

PumpkinMochi: They’re really doing this, huh?

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Keidence: SO EDGY.

PumpkinMochi: Ahahaha.

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Kelloggs: This just turned into Anti-Magic Academy.

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Kelloggs: You can’t do this, you’re a woman! Let men settle man things.

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Kelloggs: Wow, check out that massive boner.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.48_[2015.11.10_23.10.14]

PumpkinMochi: Oh, their faces are kinda fucked up too.

Kelloggs: They’re not as fucked up as the fucked up face club though.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.19_[2015.11.10_23.15.49]

ParticularlyPeeved: See, that coffee cup was really important. It’s tilted now.

Keidence: I can’t believe they did that.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.35_[2015.11.10_23.16.25]

Kelloggs: If he means what I think he means by device, then that would get you in trouble.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.58_[2015.11.10_23.19.02]

Kelloggs: Who are you? Also, the other guy’s name was Sword Eater? Is he from the gay school?

Keidence: Sound made when you’re trying to suppress a laugh (Sorry, I’m not very good with weird onomatopoeia. -PumpkinMochi)

PumpkinMochi: I mean, his sword is a giant bone.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.22_[2015.11.10_23.21.55]

PumpkinMochi: Another new character? Where are all these people coming from?

ParticularlyPeeved: Is that the manager or something, I don’t even know.

Keidence: I’m gonna call student council president.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.28_[2015.11.10_23.23.54]

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, vice president.

PumpkinMochi: That’s close enough.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.41_[2015.11.10_23.26.45]

Keidence: There was a full moon in the last night in the show.

ParticularlyPeeved: Don’t worry about it, the sun moved a lot or the moon moved a lot. Something happened.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.22_[2015.11.10_23.30.32][HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.27_[2015.11.10_23.30.40]

Kelloggs: Uh oh. I taught you everything you know.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.59_[2015.11.10_23.31.13]

Kelloggs: Back to the sword mines…

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.15_[2015.11.10_23.42.05]

ParticularlyPeeved: Is that an airplane in the background? What does it mean? It makes more sense than the foreground.

[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.29_[2015.11.10_23.42.36]

ParticularlyPeeved: See, there it is.

Kelloggs: Why are we looking at the plane?

ParticularlyPeeved: They pay so much attention to detail in this show.

Kelloggs: Clearly. I’m still going with the drunk director theory.

Gakusen Toshi Asterisk ep. 05

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.01_[2015.11.10_23.59.04]

Kelloggs: Check out that fountain. They rebuilt it.

PumpkinMochi: At least one of these shows knows how a fountain works.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.16_[2015.11.11_21.16.38]

Kelloggs: This guy is challenging Jun’s father from Anthem of the Heart for the Father of the Year award.

PumpkinMochi: He’s not even her father, he’s her uncle.

Kelloggs: Well, Father Figure of the Year award then.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.17_[2015.11.11_21.19.22]

Keidence: I’m still waiting for that red-haired scythe girl to show up but she probably won’t until they fight other schools.

Kelloggs: Yeah well, the important girl is already here. It’s the genki girl that wears her lab coat off her shoulders. I need a term for that face they do with the >< eyes, because she’s really good with that face.

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PumpkinMochi: Tsundere mode activated!

Kelloggs: Yeah, zero to dere in two seconds flat.

ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think it even took two seconds.

Kelloggs: Okay, maybe even 0.2 seconds.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.27_[2015.11.11_21.27.23]

Kelloggs: She’s 13?! Shit!

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.31_[2015.11.11_21.29.01][HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.33_[2015.11.11_21.29.05]

ParticularlyPeeved: That’s what he thought of?

PumpkinMochi: I mean, to be fair..she is pretty big for 13.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.41_[2015.11.11_21.31.16]

ParticularlyPeeved: And then you have to get this angle to confirm this one isn’t as big.

Keidence: Yep.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.52_[2015.11.11_21.32.36] [HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.54_[2015.11.11_21.32.24]

Kelloggs: Are they ranking on boob size or something? Like how did those two end up as #1 and #2?

PumpkinMochi: Boob size plays a role clearly.

Kelloggs: I mean, Senran Kagura taught us that you can’t be a ninja unless your boobs are huge.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.27_[2015.11.11_21.39.52][HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2015.11.11_21.39.58]

PumpkinMochi: What? She only has a regular katana?

Kelloggs: But Mochi, it’s been folded over a hundred times.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.52_[2015.11.11_21.51.17]

Kelloggs: They keep showing us the little peek of his pecs. His man cleavage, that’s uh.

PumpkinMochi: That’s pretty hot. Wait what.

Kelloggs: It’s good content.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.05_[2015.11.11_21.51.37]

PumpkinMochi: Speaking of good content.

Kelloggs: Oh hello!

Keidence: I feel like this is gonna be an endcard, her in this outfit.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.15_[2015.11.11_21.53.02]

Kelloggs: That bottom is too lewd.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.32_[2015.11.11_21.55.04]

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, off her shoulder too?

Kelloggs: She’s so lewd! Her entire existence is lewd!

PumpkinMochi: That’s not a problem.

Keidence: It’s commendable if anything.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.42_[2015.11.11_22.05.17]

Kelloggs: I feel like that’s the most generic evil corporation name.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.31_[2015.11.11_22.07.38]

PumpkinMochi: God, why is she so big?

Kelloggs: It’s the magic of the oppai loli, man.

asterisk headpat

PumpkinMochi: Aw yeah.

Kelloggs: Oh man, it’s happening! He’s just stealing stuff from my playbook now. It’s like “You know what would be good here, a nice headpat.”

flashback fight

Keidence: Yes! The good content.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.07_[2015.11.11_22.41.36][HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.13_[2015.11.11_22.41.44]

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh my god, there’s some heavy plot.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, it’s really heavy.

kirin bounce

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, it’s bouncing around as well.

Kelloggs: I guess at 13, nobody told her about bras.

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Kelloggs: If she joins their training, he’ll grab her thighs.

saya tree

PumpkinMochi: Oh god, loli falling out of tree!

Kelloggs: She’s like a drop bear.

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Kelloggs: NTR bullshit!

PumpkinMochi: I mean, the childhood friend never wins. It’s okay, she can team up with McFail.

Kelloggs: I’m okay with that.

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 Kelloggs: Hahaha, this girl.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.09_[2015.11.11_23.12.11]

ParticularlyPeeved: Do you like mapo tofu?

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.19_[2015.11.11_23.14.16]

ParticularlyPeeved: It’s better be mapo tofu. Oh, it’s just spicy curry.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh god! It’s on fire.

Kelloggs: You know what else is insanely hot at this table?

PumpkinMochi: What?

Kelloggs: Julis.

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PumpkinMochi: Seriously, those look like ghosts.

Kelloggs: They’re the Ghosts of Spicy Past.

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Kelloggs: Well, he’s getting the fireshits tonight.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.53_[2015.11.11_23.23.58]

Kelloggs: Oh yes, it’s scientist girl time.

PumpkinMochi: That sleeping mask…

Kelloggs: I love that.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.13_[2015.11.11_23.26.17]

Kelloggs: Dat waki.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.00_[2015.11.11_23.30.00]

ParticularlyPeeved: Where is this camera? Is it floating in the air in front of them?

Kelloggs: It’s like they’re playing a game in instant reply mode and they can just move the camera wherever.

dinosaur attack

PumpkinMochi: Oh no! It’s… dinosaurs?

Kelloggs: Tiny dinosaur attack! This is totally a random encounter in a RPG.

[HorribleSubs] Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.35_[2015.11.11_23.44.40]

Kelloggs: Why do they have orange marmalade for blood? Oh, they can regenerate.

Kirin slash

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, she’s just gonna dice them until she reaches that crystal in the middle or something.

Kelloggs: This is just like Strike Witches, you guys!

street always wins

Kelloggs: The street always wins!

PumpkinMochi: Goddamnit.

Kelloggs: You can’t deny that, Mochi.

kirin butt

Kelloggs: Oh good, one last butt shot before they fall into oblivion. And that’s the end of the episode. I’m not sure if I should think of that as ending on a massive cliffhanger or a butt shot.

PumpkinMochi: They fell off the cliff, so…

Keidence: Yeah, they’re not hanging on the cliff any more.

Kelloggs: This is true, I should have chosen my words better.

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