Pedantic Perspective Watches: Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst ep. 01

Another day, another bad fanservice anime to watch. This time, we’re watching a sequel, Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst. Readers of the blog will know that we group-watched the first season earlier this year, and the first episode of season 2 certainly builds on the established themes of the show, aka family and boobs.

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It’s backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! (comical censorship and all)

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Kelloggs: Boobs.

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Kelloggs: Boobs.

ParticularlyPeeved: I’m guessing the blurays will have whatever.

Kelloggs: I don’t know, usually the OP and stuff, they just have, you know, blank tits. But the actual show, full steam ahead there.

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CriticalMiss: Did they get more budget? This quality looks slightly better.

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PumpkinMochi: Why are his clothes exploding?

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PumpkinMochi: Look at all these new characters.

CriticalMiss: New boobs.

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Kelloggs: This fucker’s back.

PumpkinMochi: Oh right, the cliffhanger at the end of season one.

CriticalMiss: Wait, who is this?

Kelloggs: That’s his dad.

ParticularlyPeeved: Was this the show where they were in a mall?

Kelloggs: Yes. We established that they were in a series of infinite malls.

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CriticalMiss: Come on, finish him. I want to see the boobs.

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PumpkinMochi: I need another harem member for my son, you’re coming with me.

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PumpkinMochi: Now that we got that plot out of the way…

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PumpkinMochi: Here we go with the actual plot!

Kelloggs: Oh no!

CriticalMiss: Ahaha, it’s back!

Kelloggs: Mochi, did you already check this?

PumpkinMochi: What do you mean?

Kelloggs: I mean, you seemed to know exactly when that was coming.

PumpkinMochi: No, I didn’t actually.

dream

ParticularlyPeeved: Now her dreams are full of it as well, but whatever.

animation

Kelloggs: Animation!

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Kelloggs: Wait, wait.

PumpkinMochi: Who are you?

Kelloggs: I don’t care, they have glasses.

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Kelloggs: Yooooo, what? Just gonna walk up and get all touchy-feely with him.

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PumpkinMochi: Is that a guy or a girl?

Kelloggs: I think it’s a guy. He’s wearing the male uniform.

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, if he turns out to be a girl…

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Kelloggs: This is an intense budget argument.

CriticalMiss: Is he the racist from MonMusu?

PumpkinMochi: Kelloggs, is that guy you?

Kelloggs: No, he doesn’t have glasses.

Shinzen: You didn’t have glasses in Monster Musume either.

Kelloggs: But what has he done to make him me?

PumpkinMochi: He kinda looks like the guy in Monster Musume.

Kelloggs: That’s not why the guy was- oh whatever dude. I wouldn’t yell at the student council girl like that.

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CriticalMiss: What?

PumpkinMochi: Everyone’s a demon now, aren’t they?

Kelloggs: Kid’s got skills.

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Kelloggs: For those of you who didn’t watch the first season and have no idea what the fuck’s going on, just know that I watched the first season and I have no idea what’s going on.

CriticalMiss: Seriously, who is that guy?

Kelloggs: I don’t know.

CriticalMiss: Wait, is he the Wolverine-looking guy from the first season?

Kelloggs: No, that was somebody else that Kyon voiced.

CriticalMiss: Oh okay, I was confused because they always talk on the rooftop too.

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Kelloggs: There he is.

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Kelloggs: The fuck was that? It’s the weirdest warning ever. Wouldn’t want his power to go out of control now, wouldn’t you? Hint hint.

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Kelloggs: Uh oh. Wait, he can fly?

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Kelloggs: Come at me, bro!

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CriticalMiss: Was this the girl with the magic growing clothes?

Kelloggs: The hemisphere?

CriticalMiss: Yeah.

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PumpkinMochi: Mmhmm sure.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh no, why are the lights off?

Kelloggs: I miss Zest, you guys. Where’d Zest go?

who let the dogs out

CriticalMiss: WHAT THE FUCK.

Kelloggs: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Shinzen: It’s training!

Kelloggs: How are those tails moving? Do I want to know?

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CriticalMiss: I knew it!

PumpkinMochi: Goddamnit, Maria!

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CriticalMiss: What.

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Kelloggs: I agree, what the fuck?

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ParticularlyPeeved: Oh my god!

Kelloggs: These people have the weirdest way of raising their power.

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Kelloggs: Why would you listen to Maria?

Shinzen: She’s smart.

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Kelloggs: If they don’t become bitches, then they’ll all die. That’s this show’s logic.

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CriticalMiss: Why don’t you form a contract with him too?

PumpkinMochi: Oh god…

ParticularlyPeeved: Yep, third contract incoming.

Kelloggs: Contract? Contract? Become a magical girl?

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ParticularlyPeeved: Ughhhhh.

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Kelloggs: All girls must learn to submit to the man, that’s the message of this show.

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Kelloggs: This shoooooooooow.

CriticalMiss: This is all about family and the love between sisters is-

Kelloggs: No.

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Kelloggs: And we’ve skipped ahead.

PumpkinMochi: THAT WAS IT?!

Kelloggs: They cut like-, ahahaha. The bluray episode is gonna be like five minutes longer.

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CriticalMiss: That camera!

PumpkinMochi: The return of the 4K camera! Wait, you fucker! You’re watching it, and we don’t get to see anything!

Kelloggs: This is beyond censorship, they just cut out part of the episode.

CriticalMiss: I hope that the bluray bonuses are all contained on a memory card.

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Kelloggs: Awwww, it’s about family.

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PumpkinMochi: Wait, maybe the main character is the Kelloggs of this show.

Kelloggs: I wish I had those abs.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Okay, that was certainly an episode of Testament.

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Kelloggs: Oh, stuff’s happening.

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, the extra harem member. Wait, it’s not a girl? Okay then.

PumpkinMochi: Are you sure?

ParticularlyPeeved: Did that island in the middle of the river look like panties?

Kelloggs: I don’t know why they call the show Testament, they should call it Basara-kun and the Seven Bitches.

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