Another day, another bad fanservice anime to watch. This time, we’re watching a sequel, Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst. Readers of the blog will know that we group-watched the first season earlier this year, and the first episode of season 2 certainly builds on the established themes of the show, aka family and boobs.
ParticularlyPeeved: I’m guessing the blurays will have whatever.
Kelloggs: I don’t know, usually the OP and stuff, they just have, you know, blank tits. But the actual show, full steam ahead there.
CriticalMiss: Did they get more budget? This quality looks slightly better.
PumpkinMochi: Why are his clothes exploding?
PumpkinMochi: Look at all these new characters.
CriticalMiss: New boobs.
Kelloggs: This fucker’s back.
PumpkinMochi: Oh right, the cliffhanger at the end of season one.
CriticalMiss: Wait, who is this?
Kelloggs: That’s his dad.
ParticularlyPeeved: Was this the show where they were in a mall?
Kelloggs: Yes. We established that they were in a series of infinite malls.
CriticalMiss: Come on, finish him. I want to see the boobs.
PumpkinMochi: I need another harem member for my son, you’re coming with me.
PumpkinMochi: Now that we got that plot out of the way…
PumpkinMochi: Here we go with the actual plot!
Kelloggs: Oh no!
CriticalMiss: Ahaha, it’s back!
Kelloggs: Mochi, did you already check this?
PumpkinMochi: What do you mean?
Kelloggs: I mean, you seemed to know exactly when that was coming.
PumpkinMochi: No, I didn’t actually.
ParticularlyPeeved: Now her dreams are full of it as well, but whatever.
Kelloggs: Wait, wait.
PumpkinMochi: Who are you?
Kelloggs: I don’t care, they have glasses.
Kelloggs: Yooooo, what? Just gonna walk up and get all touchy-feely with him.
PumpkinMochi: Is that a guy or a girl?
Kelloggs: I think it’s a guy. He’s wearing the male uniform.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, if he turns out to be a girl…
Kelloggs: This is an intense budget argument.
CriticalMiss: Is he the racist from MonMusu?
PumpkinMochi: Kelloggs, is that guy you?
Kelloggs: No, he doesn’t have glasses.
Shinzen: You didn’t have glasses in Monster Musume either.
Kelloggs: But what has he done to make him me?
PumpkinMochi: He kinda looks like the guy in Monster Musume.
Kelloggs: That’s not why the guy was- oh whatever dude. I wouldn’t yell at the student council girl like that.
PumpkinMochi: Everyone’s a demon now, aren’t they?
Kelloggs: Kid’s got skills.
Kelloggs: For those of you who didn’t watch the first season and have no idea what the fuck’s going on, just know that I watched the first season and I have no idea what’s going on.
CriticalMiss: Seriously, who is that guy?
Kelloggs: I don’t know.
CriticalMiss: Wait, is he the Wolverine-looking guy from the first season?
Kelloggs: No, that was somebody else that Kyon voiced.
CriticalMiss: Oh okay, I was confused because they always talk on the rooftop too.
Kelloggs: There he is.
Kelloggs: The fuck was that? It’s the weirdest warning ever. Wouldn’t want his power to go out of control now, wouldn’t you? Hint hint.
Kelloggs: Uh oh. Wait, he can fly?
Kelloggs: Come at me, bro!
Kelloggs: The hemisphere?
PumpkinMochi: Mmhmm sure.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, why are the lights off?
Kelloggs: I miss Zest, you guys. Where’d Zest go?
CriticalMiss: WHAT THE FUCK.
Shinzen: It’s training!
Kelloggs: How are those tails moving? Do I want to know?
CriticalMiss: I knew it!
PumpkinMochi: Goddamnit, Maria!
Kelloggs: I agree, what the fuck?
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh my god!
Kelloggs: These people have the weirdest way of raising their power.
Kelloggs: Why would you listen to Maria?
Shinzen: She’s smart.
Kelloggs: If they don’t become bitches, then they’ll all die. That’s this show’s logic.
CriticalMiss: Why don’t you form a contract with him too?
PumpkinMochi: Oh god…
ParticularlyPeeved: Yep, third contract incoming.
Kelloggs: Contract? Contract? Become a magical girl?
Kelloggs: All girls must learn to submit to the man, that’s the message of this show.
Kelloggs: This shoooooooooow.
CriticalMiss: This is all about family and the love between sisters is-
Kelloggs: And we’ve skipped ahead.
PumpkinMochi: THAT WAS IT?!
Kelloggs: They cut like-, ahahaha. The bluray episode is gonna be like five minutes longer.
CriticalMiss: That camera!
PumpkinMochi: The return of the 4K camera! Wait, you fucker! You’re watching it, and we don’t get to see anything!
Kelloggs: This is beyond censorship, they just cut out part of the episode.
CriticalMiss: I hope that the bluray bonuses are all contained on a memory card.
Kelloggs: Awwww, it’s about family.
PumpkinMochi: Wait, maybe the main character is the Kelloggs of this show.
Kelloggs: I wish I had those abs.
ParticularlyPeeved: Okay, that was certainly an episode of Testament.
Kelloggs: Oh, stuff’s happening.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, the extra harem member. Wait, it’s not a girl? Okay then.
PumpkinMochi: Are you sure?
ParticularlyPeeved: Did that island in the middle of the river look like panties?
Kelloggs: I don’t know why they call the show Testament, they should call it Basara-kun and the Seven Bitches.