It might have taken ten episodes, but Kelloggs finally found a monster girl that tickles his fancy.
PumpkinMochi: Oh barbecue.
Kelloggs: Play the barbecue song.
PumpkinMochi: Why are they in a dump?
Kelloggs: Because they’re all trash.
Kelloggs: This is where the trash goes, I’m just saying.
Shinzen: I think that makes sense.
Kelloggs: Who let you in?
Shinzen: She’s their bodyguard. Because of D.
Kelloggs: They have to stop the D.
Kelloggs: That would be a different show.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, it’s Kelloggs!
PumpkinMochi: It’s a giant tree. Just like you.
Kelloggs: That’s not…
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, not the food!
SerendipitouslySane: I wonder if they had any chicken skewers.
SerendipitouslySane: She can fucking fly!
Kelloggs: She’s too dumb to fly.
PumpkinMochi: This episode has a pro-environmental message. You shouldn’t dump toxic waste; otherwise giant tress will come and bondage you.
Kelloggs: Suu will be the only one that lives.
PumpkinMochi: What happened to Zombina?
Kelloggs: She just noped out of there, I think.
PumpkinMochi: What a shitty bodyguard.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, she fell into waste.
Shinzen: She’s gonna absorb the nutrients!
Kelloggs: Oh hello.
Kelloggs: That… um… yeah.
SerendipitouslySane: You’re a terrible person!
Shinzen: Ahahaha, she forgot?
Kelloggs: So she basically just buried her alive and left her to die. What the fuck, Papi?
PumpkinMochi: She’s a tree, it’s okay.
Kelloggs: I miss Strike Witches. I don’t know why I thought that right now. I have no idea what could have made me have that thought in this show.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh wow, that was terribly animated.
PumpkinMochi: Oh god.
Shinzen: Oh my god, it’s Suu.
PumpkinMochi: She’s Godzilla!
Shinzen: Is that Mount Fuji?
Kelloggs: All giant monster fights must happen in front of Mount Fuji.
Shinzen: Oh my god, did it make her brain giant too?
Kelloggs: God… this show.
Shinzen: I like the little borders and the change in aspect ratio, and the film grain too.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no.
Kelloggs: DO IT! DO IT!
PumpkinMochi: Wow. That branch needs to get out of the way.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh god.
PumpkinMochi: Do it!
Kelloggs: You can do it, master!
Shinzen: This is like-
Shinzen: OH WHAT.
PumpkinMochi: She’s absorbing water from Suu.
PumpkinMochi: Oh there she is.
Shinzen: Ahahaha… goddamnit!
Kelloggs: So that’s two weeks in a row that we had a character orgasm on screen.
Shinzen: So where did all the nutrients go?
PumpkinMochi: He extracted them.
Kelloggs: Yeah, they’re in Darling.
Kelloggs: We have to remember why this happened and who the real villains are.
SerendipitouslySane: Basically, this episode was directed by Miyazaki.
Kelloggs: You mean by taking Suu and Papi out of the forest?
Kelloggs: They’re just gonna leave you there, don’t trust them!
SerendipitouslySane: That’s it?
Kelloggs: It’s a victory for nice guys everywhere. This show is so uplifting, it promises a better future for nice guys fucking slimes and birds.
Kelloggs: Oh, it’s just his phone.
SerendipitouslySane: That looked lewd.
Kelloggs: I know, right?
PumpkinMochi: I mean, considering what happened with a phone last episode…
SerendipitouslySane: Even her proportions inside the armor look wrong.
Kelloggs: Right. Yeah, I was confused because it sounded like Centorea but she had metallic fingers like Rachnera, so I was like who is this.
Kelloggs: Whatever Saber.
PumpkinMochi: Uh oh.
Kelloggs: Uhh… okay, okay.
SerendipitouslySane: Wow rude.
PumpkinMochi: That’s just like Kelloggs.
Kelloggs: I like this girl, I like this girl.
Shinzen: What is that?
PumpkinMochi: That’s the door.
Shinzen: Why does it look so weird?
PumpkinMochi: It’s bent because of her… giant rear.
Kelloggs: Her massive behind.
Kelloggs: I’m tired of the PC Police being like, oh you can’t not serve monsters at your store. Well look what happens man. I demand the right to not serve monsters.
PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s the exercise girl.
PumpkinMochi: They skipped her chapter from the manga.
Kelloggs: Is this like monster Richard Simmons or what?
PumpkinMochi: No, she’s like a werewolf, I think.
Kelloggs: She’s also apparently a workout specialist.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, there was a chapter in the manga where they go to the gym, and she’s running the gym but they skipped that here, so this is just a cameo.
Kelloggs: Oh, I thought we were gonna get a monster Richard Simmons episode. “All right everybody, feel the burn! Sweat!”
PumpkinMochi: Your sandwiches are shit!
Kelloggs: Don’t go vegan, kids.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no.
Kelloggs: All right.
PumpkinMochi: Um, okay.
Shinzen: I wonder what.
PumpkinMochi: Maybe it involves the D.
Shinzen: Maybe she can teach him how to swing a sword.
Kelloggs: Yes, they are.
Kelloggs: There should be nipples there, just saying.
PumpkinMochi: On both of them.
Kelloggs: Give us blurays now.
Kelloggs: I wonder where his hands will end up.
Kelloggs: Oh, what a surprise.
Kelloggs: Like you had any to begin with.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, what?
Shinzen: Wasn’t there that sign earlier?
PumpkinMochi: Oh yeah, something about wild pigs.
SerendipitouslySane: How the fuck do you throw a shirt?
Kelloggs: Yeah, that shouldn’t throw.
PumpkinMochi: He’s a professional.
Kelloggs: Dat ass.
Shinzen: Oh, she put her shirt back on.
SerendipitouslySane: I know what they’re gonna have for dinner.
PumpkinMochi: But she can’t even eat meat.
SerendipitouslySane: They can pig out.
PumpkinMochi: You should get out.
Kelloggs: Shut up, Sane. That was terrible.
SerendipitouslySane: Don’t be such a boar.
Kelloggs: I hate you so much.
PumpkinMochi: His eyes are back.
Kelloggs: His eyes show up when he’s lying.
Shinzen: Oh yeah, she’s a Devil, so maybe.
Kelloggs: She’s right, it is gross.
PumpkinMochi: Is this really the right time to be insulting her?
Kelloggs: She seems to have struck a nerve.
SerendipitouslySane: Do spiders have teeth?
Kelloggs: Do spiders have boobs?
SerendipitouslySane: I mean, they have one more than the other.
Kelloggs: I think if they have one more than the other, it’s teeth since some of them can bite.
Kelloggs: They put the vegan in charge of cooking, this show’s bullshit.
Shinzen: She’s not vegan, she’s vegetarian.
Kelloggs: Eh, I don’t know.
Shinzen: She made a potato salad, unless she used vegan mayonnaise.
PumpkinMochi: Oh wow.
SerendipitouslySane: This fucking shooow.
Kelloggs: Lilith is best girl!
Shinzen: Goddamnit, Kelloggs.
SerendipitouslySane: Stupid lolicon.
Kelloggs: I was just waiting this whole time for somebody to come in and fuck with all the other monsters, that’s what I needed.
PumpkinMochi: Well… she got what she deserved, didn’t she.
Kelloggs: She seemed to be kind of into it, to be honest. I feel like that’s just her reward for messing with the other monsters and being funny and stuff.