Pedantic Perspective Watches: Monster Musume ep. 09

This episode of Monster Musume is sponsored by the letters N, T, R, and D.

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Kelloggs: Maids! This show is looking up.

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PumpkinMochi: Pshh.. human girls.

AiLied: I am not impressed.

Boundless: So standard.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s the cop!

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PumpkinMochi: What!

Kelloggs: Goddamnit, Suu!

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Kelloggs: None of you are dating him, you have no right to- eh, whatever.

papi slide

PumpkinMochi: What is-

AiLied: Papi’s dying.

Kelloggs: Well, Papi’s a bird that ran into a window so that’s-

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AiLied: Oh god, Metal Gear.

Kelloggs: This show has done Metal Gear references before, haven’t they?

PumpkinMochi: Probably.

Kelloggs: This is an ongoing thing.

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Kelloggs: Oh god, exclamation marks.

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AiLied: Such a coffee snob.

mero pan

PumpkinMochi: Oh hello.

Kelloggs: Her glasses are up there! Look at the good stuff!

mero hop

PumpkinMochi: Uh, she’s hopping.

Kelloggs: See, she has glasses and she covered up her fish parts. Now she’s good.

PumpkinMochi: Wow.

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PumpkinMochi: The cop is just staring at Papi.

Kelloggs: His eyes aren’t bouncing.

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PumpkinMochi: Ohhhh… that’s quite alright.

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Kelloggs: It’s gonna start to smell fishy in here.

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Kelloggs: Smith is totally fucking with them.

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Kelloggs: Wait what?

Shinzen: It’s because she’s sweating.

PumpkinMochi: Oh no.

AiLied: So is Suu why she can walk?

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, Suu is her outfit right now. That’s why the hat has green eyes.

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Kelloggs: What is this.

merogasm

Kelloggs: What just happened?

AiLied: What happens every week.

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Kelloggs: What the fuck…

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Kelloggs: Panties? What? Why? Just throw the camera down there, who the fuck cares.

AiLied: I didn’t even notice.

Shinzen: Yeah same.

Kelloggs: God, where’s your panty-sense dude? You all are small time.

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Kelloggs: She has boobs, that can’t be Papi.

AiLied: I like these Suu-modified characters.

Kelloggs: You just like them because they have bigger boobs.

AiLied: I mean, she looks better with boobs and arms.

PumpkinMochi: Woah, you’re getting close to Kelloggs’ racism level there.

Kelloggs: I’m gonna have to be even more racist against monsters to prove my cred.

phone suu

PumpkinMochi: Oh god.

Kelloggs: It’s like when you drop your phone in the toilet, only the toilet’s Suu.

papi grope

AiLied: WOW. WOOOOW.

papi grope 2

PumpkinMochi: What are you-

Boundless: What.

Kelloggs: Call her! Call her!

Shinzen: Oh my god, are they gonna call her?

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AiLied: Is she groping herself?

PumpkinMochi: Suu is her arms, so Suu is groping her.

AiLied: I see.

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Kelloggs: I’m not okay with this. This is not okay!

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Kelloggs: No, no, don’t!

papi phone

Kelloggs: AUGHHHH.

Shinzen: Ahahaha! Of course. Goddamnit.

Kelloggs: This is basically porn, you guys.

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PumpkinMochi: What’s going on over there? Eh, I’m sure it’s nothing.

Kelloggs: While a bunch of fucking perverts look on, fuck this show.

PumpkinMochi: I bet you’d be in that crowd, Kelloggs.

AiLied: With a camera.

Kelloggs: I would respect someone’s need to-

AiLied: -masturbate in public?

Kelloggs: -take care of a ringing cell phone in public.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh hello.

Kelloggs: Okay okay, looking up here, looking up. Twintails and glasses, always a good look.

AiLied: I wonder how good of a disguise glasses actually are.

PumpkinMochi: It works for Superman.

cop surprise

PumpkinMochi: Is that the cop?

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AiLied: Did that cop just tweet-

Kelloggs: He’s like “ALL POINTS BULLETIN, ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH BIG BOOBED GIRLS.” I’m assuming there’s a website where people relay information about local, large-breasted women.

AiLied: That sounds pretty cool.

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Shinzen: Oh nooo.

Kelloggs: Stop enabling their perversion!

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PumpkinMochi: Noooooo!

Kelloggs: There will be nipples in the blurays.

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AiLied: It’s the Metal Gear box!

Kelloggs: It’s my Snake in a box.

AiLied: It’s Suu in a box.

Kelloggs: No, Suu is the box.

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PumpkinMochi: Smiia?

Kelloggs: Why didn’t they just call her Snake?!

PumpkinMochi: I know!

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AiLied: Why is she dressed like that?

Kelloggs: Because it’s a Metal Gear thing, don’t worry about it.

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Kelloggs: Wait, they’re at a love hotel now?

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AiLied: Wow, that’s pretty useful.

Kelloggs: She’s got like the Dark Knight listening thing going on. Except she can plant it wherever she wants and just listen in. And she chooses a love hotel because she’s a goddamn pervert.

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Kelloggs: That’s my Miia, always believing in the goodness of Darling.

AiLied: Yeah!

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Kelloggs: Y’all been duped.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, they are doing the letter arc.

Shinzen: Woahhhhh.

Kelloggs: I don’t want this D.

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Kelloggs: You’ve never been on a date.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, that isn’t really a date.

Kelloggs: No, it’s just a NTR exhibition.

AiLied: Why are those heads there?

Kelloggs: It’s Easter Island, don’t worry about it.

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Kelloggs: So I’m pretty sure that Mero is the one girl on Ashley Madison. It’s 30 million guys and Mero, and that’s the website.

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AiLied: I’m undercover!

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PumpkinMochi: Classy.

AiLied: That’s pretty awesome.

Boundless: See, Kelloggs. This episode has Mero doing something.

Kelloggs: It’s all because I demanded it last week. They were like, “You’re right, Mero should get more screentime. So that you can complain about NTR bullshit some more.”

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PumpkinMochi: Centorea? Oh, sea horse. I get it.

Kelloggs: Sea spiders?

AiLied: She’s like a crab, because she’s got-

Kelloggs: She’s got crabs?

PumpkinMochi: Wow.

Kelloggs: Hey, AiLied’s the one that brought it up.

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Kelloggs: Wow, he’s enjoying the date so much he got eyes.

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Kelloggs: They’re just jousting.

Shinzen: Maybe it’s cannibalism.

PumpkinMochi: Maybe they’re gay fish.

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Kelloggs: Nothing’s gonna happen here.

PumpkinMochi: Cockblocking coming in 3, 2, 1…

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PumpkinMochi: Yep.

Kelloggs: Goddamn NTR fujoshi bullshit.

AiLied: Noooo… they got cockblocked by the yaoi fish.

PumpkinMochi: The gay fish.

Kelloggs: You knew that was coming, you son of a bitch.

PumpkinMochi: I actually forgot.

Kelloggs: Yeah, sure you did.

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Kelloggs: Isn’t that the thing from Shimoneta? I bet she wants his sea snake if you know what I mean.

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Kelloggs: I hate it when people ruin moments with fish trivia.

AiLied: It happens to over 5 Americans every year.

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Shinzen: Wait, wasn’t the point that they wanted to stand out and catch the culprit?

Kelloggs: This show doesn’t pride itself on its internal consistency, don’t worry about it.

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Kelloggs: She’s like a dolphin. Would you fuck a dolphin?

Shinzen: But she has boobs.

Kelloggs: Would you fuck a dolphin with boobs?

AiLied: She doesn’t look anything like a dolphin. Like, I could say that about anything. Would you fuck an X if it looked like a person?

Kelloggs: Well, she kind of looks like a person but she still has that fish tail.

AiLied: Yeah. But… I don’t know.

Kelloggs: Missing the most important part!

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Shinzen: A male monster? Oh yeah, there were those pigs also.

Kelloggs: No, this is clearly like the tough older girl. I don’t know why you’re even entertaining the idea that this monster is male.

Shinzen: But there were the ogres earlier.

Kelloggs: Yeah, but they didn’t look like this.

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AiLied: Wait, why is Smith’s face on the coffee?

PumpkinMochi: That’s Smith-approved coffee.

Kelloggs: It’s like Key coffee in Angel Beats.

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Kelloggs: It’s not a dude! Stop it. Also, why do you have a dolphin?

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Kelloggs: This is the worst kept secret since Mister X from Who is Imouto.

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AiLied: This is the bad kind of NTR.

Kelloggs: This isn’t even NTR!

AiLied: It feels like it.

Kelloggs: How is this NTR?

AiLied: Because he’s downplaying him and kind of kidnapped her.

Kelloggs: Eh, whatever.

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PumpkinMochi: Hahaha, goddamnit.

Kelloggs: Yeah, he’s garbage generic protag. Like, whatever.

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AiLied: How is this not NTR?

PumpkinMochi: It’s getting pretty NTRy.

Kelloggs: See, if someone were stealing Darling from Miia, then that would be NTR. But Darling actually has no interest in her at all.

AiLied: But he does.

Kelloggs: He doesn’t give a fuck. If Miia wanted to, he’d let her go with someone else. If he wanted to, Miia would be like, “No, fuck that.” That’s not NTR works.

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Shinzen: Oh, he’s the D.

Kelloggs: She doesn’t want the D.

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Kelloggs: Okay, now it’s getting kind of bad. I’m not okay with this anymore. But it’s because of the rapeyness, not because of the NTR, let’s be clear.

AiLied: It’s more the NTRyness that bothers me.

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Kelloggs: Actually, the D was Darling. The letters were coming from inside the house!

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PumpkinMochi: How is he going so fast?

Shinzen: How did he even know they were there?

Kelloggs: What is powering that thing?

AiLied: It’s a swan boat.

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Kelloggs: And they all drowned. The End.

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Kelloggs: See, he cares about her well-being, that’s what’s going on here.

AiLied: No, he just doesn’t want to- Wait, plot.

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Shinzen: Oh my god.

Kelloggs: See, like what a fucking surprise! Thank all of you people in the show for being fucking blind.

Shinzen: I was hoping they wouldn’t do that.

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Shinzen: Oh, she can fly. I don’t think those wings are too small to support her.

PumpkinMochi: In the manga, she couldn’t fly for that reason.

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AiLied: See! He’s like-

Kelloggs: It’s just a friendship gift.

AiLied: No, she’s clearly best girl.

Kelloggs: No, I’m pretty sure that’s the giant.

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Kelloggs: See? Giant is best girl.

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Kelloggs: Wait, she didn’t? Then who was D?

AiLied: It was me, Dio!

dio

PumpkinMochi: Ahahahaha.

Kelloggs: I hate you so much!

AiLied: You thought it was the dragon, but it was really me! D… io!

Shinzen: What’s wrong with Dio liking monster girls?

Kelloggs: He probably would, he’s a vampire.

PumpkinMochi: Oh preview time.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh god.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s the devil girl next time.

Kelloggs: Woah woah woah, that looks tan. You have my attention. Which is good, because this wasn’t a very good episode. I just think in general, in harem shows like this, the go-on-a-date-while-the-rest-of-the-harem-spies-on-you gag is never really a good one.

AiLied: What don’t you like about that?

Kelloggs: I just find it leads to a lot of poor utilization of the girls where they’re just all purely obsessed with him and it’s all centered about them fighting over him, and I don’t think that’s a good dynamic. Also, like it this episode, it leads to them getting in compromising situations against their will, which is not something I like to see.

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