In this episode, Rachnera quickly establishes her dominance over the other harem girls, AiLied dispenses useful legal and medical advice, and we witness the untimely end to a character near and dear to Kelloggs’ heart.
Kelloggs: This isn’t my alarm clock!
Boundless: Good enough.
Kelloggs: She probably moved his alarm clock and stuck her boobs there because she wanted that.
PumpkinMochi: Oh? Yeaaah.
Kelloggs: No, no! That is so much nope right there.
Kelloggs: As someone who kinda likes Miki, that offends me. She’s not allowed to use honey, that belongs to Miki.
PumpkinMochi: Well, I guess we know who’s best girl now.
Kelloggs: Doppel, right?
PumpkinMochi: We’re talking about main cast.
AiLied: She grows in power over time, it’s okay.
Kelloggs: Wow, that’s offensive. Don’t mis-species monster girls.
Kelloggs: She just keeps sticking her boobs in places where he’ll run into them. This girl, she’s like I gotta get that man on my boobs.
PumpkinMochi: I mean, they are pretty big. Maybe she can’t help it.
Kelloggs: Wait, is this gonna be the episode where they use him as her bra?
PumpkinMochi: No. I don’t think they’ll get to that.
SerendipitouslySane: Use him as her bra?
Kelloggs: There was a chapter where he has to be her bra because her bra or bikini or whatever can’t hold her.
PumpkinMochi: That’s when her mom shows up and they have a jousting tournament.
Shinzen: See Kelloggs, you should know better.
Kelloggs: Know what? I wasn’t paying attention.
Shinzen: She was saying how you shouldn’t judge people based off their looks.
Kelloggs: No, I’ll judge the fuck out of them.
Kelloggs: This doesn’t look healthy.
Kelloggs: What’s that border?
PumpkinMochi: It’s like, uh…
Kelloggs: We didn’t want to draw the room.
Kelloggs: Wait! No no no no no no! I am so out right now.
Kelloggs: I am having none of this. This is not okay.
PumpkinMochi: This is pretty okay.
Kelloggs: This is not okay. None of this is okay.
PumpkinMochi: You’re telling me that if you were in that position, you wouldn’t appreciate it?
SerendipitouslySane: Oh god!
Kelloggs: Okay, that’s pretty explicit right there. That’s not even a metaphor or anything.
SerendipitouslySane: I don’t think horses are allowed on the train.
Kelloggs: I mean… as far as that goes, this is one of the more justified cases of boob bounce-
Kelloggs: I had a serious point to make about the proper physics of boob bounces, and that asshole’s eyes ruined it.
SerendipitouslySane: Boing boing boing boing.
Shinzen: What is she going on about? I missed it.
SerendipitouslySane: Boing boing boing boing.
PumpkinMochi: She’s saying she feels bad about judging Rachnera.
Shinzen: Does she get judged too or something like that?
PumpkinMochi: She’s like, I’m a disgrace to the centaur race for judging her.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god.
AiLied: It’s Kelloggs!
Kelloggs: I’m not here! Go away.
AiLied: How do you keep showing up? It’s like you’re a main character.
Kelloggs: See, he has a piercing. I would never have that.
Shinzen: This is Kelloggs 2.0, when you realize that piercings are-
Kelloggs: No, this is not okay.
AiLied: It’s a fake piercing.
PumpkinMochi: Wow, Kelloggs.
Kelloggs: I’m not okay with this.
Shinzen: It’s Spider-Man!
AiLied: See, he’s also afraid of spiders.
Kelloggs: No no no no no no no no.
PumpkinMochi: That’s what Kelloggs in the show is thinking too.
Shinzen: Yeah, he’s just like you.
AiLied: That’s Kelloggs-Vision right there.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, Kelloggs died. We did it!
AiLied: She just got wrecked.
Kelloggs: I’m not saying anything because I’m dead.
ParticularlyPeeved: Yeah, we saw you die apparently.
PumpkinMochi: Until you come back in, I don’t know, two episodes or something.
Kelloggs: See, Centorea respects him until she snaps his spine.
AiLied: By accident, though. It’s okay if it’s an accident, you can’t be blamed for things you didn’t mean.
PumpkinMochi: Umm… you actually can.
Kelloggs: Before AiLied gets arrested for involuntary manslaughter, any opinions expressed on Pedantic Perspective Watches are not actual legal advice.
SerendipitouslySane: It’s not?
Kelloggs: I had to throw that disclaimer in there so we don’t get sued.
Kelloggs: Yeah, I get hungry after shooting off too.
SerendipitouslySane: I wasn’t going to bother with making that joke, but you had to.
Kelloggs: You act like this show had any shred of dignity that I’m ruining by making that joke.
Shinzen: But you’re ruining your own dignity.
Kelloggs: It’s not like I have any dignity left, I’m watching this shit. Also, I’m dead. Dead people have no dignity.
Shinzen: Oh my god.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, he’s sick.
AiLied: They caught his blank eye disease!
ParticularlyPeeved: What are you-
Kelloggs: I don’t think she knows how this works.
Kelloggs: OH YEAH!
AiLied: I thought they were on the second floor.
PumpkinMochi: They are.
AiLied: Oh, okay.
Kelloggs: Don’t viruses mutate? That’s a thing that they do. Also, that looks like bacteria. This show is so wrong.
SerendipitouslySane: Also, what if the virus is a monster?
AiLied: That’s a little too meta.
PumpkinMochi: I’m sure this will end well.
Kelloggs: Uhhhh… maybe in the last 30 seconds. But for the other 99% of the show, she’s been as dumb as a… horse.
Kelloggs: She stole Doppel’s ability.
Kelloggs: I think she should do this while transformed into him. Have some awesome Darling-on-Darling action.
PumpkinMochi: Save that for the doujins.
ParticularlyPeeved: And now he can’t breathe again.
Kelloggs: Remember to drink lots of fluids.
Kelloggs: I feel like 42 degrees Celsius would be dangerous. Because they usually freak out when people are at 38 and a half.
ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think he’s actually at 42.
SerendipitouslySane: Yeah, at 42, you’re about to die.
Kelloggs: Are you saying that slimes are bad thermometers?
ParticularlyPeeved: I think she’s just repeating what the other one said.
AiLied: Yeah, she’s just mimicking.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, she’s cooking.
Kelloggs: I refuse to believe that Miia cooked that.
PumpkinMochi: Taste is more important than looks.
Kelloggs: Her tail’s doing the Sumika thing here.
AiLied: I was on board until the swan.
PumpkinMochi: AiLied, you should try making that.
AiLied: Ehhh… I’ll pass.
Kelloggs: You should go down to Ralph’s and see if they have any swan.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no.
Kelloggs: This just got weird, you guys.
ParticularlyPeeved: And then he died.
PumpkinMochi: Wow… dat butt.
AiLied: I mean, to be fair, this would help you get better.
Kelloggs: No, it really wouldn’t.
AiLied: I mean, it’s a medical fact.
Kelloggs: So this week we established that you should not get legal advice or medical advice from AiLied.
SerendipitouslySane: I think it’s good to say that you shouldn’t get any advice from AiLied.
Kelloggs: I’m waiting for him to dispense some terrible investing advice later in this episode.
Shinzen: I feel like the episode’s gonna end with everyone else getting sick.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah! Gotta keep them in line.
Kelloggs: Papi’s like, “Alright, I’m okay with this.”
Shinzen: Hahaha. Goddamnit, this show.
ParticularlyPeeved: And then she knew how to cure him anyway through mind control.
Kelloggs: She has looked into the infinite void of all possibilities and realized… something?
SerendipitouslySane: Because you can’t use an umbrella with two people?
AiLied: It’s a small umbrella.
Kelloggs: You can with two people, but she’s not a person.
Everyone else: Wooooow dude.
Kelloggs: Okay, I think that’s my offensive statement for the week.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh god, that’s amazing.
ParticularlyPeeved: Here’s this hole in the wall.
SerendipitouslySane: That’s probably why he got sick.
AiLied: No, they just showed what happened. He helped her out, and then he got sick because he was out in the rain.
Kelloggs: Yeah, and then apparently slime boobs have healing factors in them, I guess?
AiLied: No, it was all the stuff she was doing earlier clearly.
Kelloggs: Wait, wait, wait. She’s forming her own ideas now?
SerendipitouslySane: Oh my god, kill it now.
Kelloggs: It’s okay, you aren’t going to win anyway, Miia.
AiLied: Isn’t she dead? Can the dead get sick?
PumpkinMochi: I don’t think they can.
Kelloggs: Can we talk about the fact that Mero has basically become irrelevant since her episode?
AiLied: What do you mean by irrelevant?
Kelloggs: I mean, she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t matter. The other characters do stuff and kinda exist in the story. Mero’s just, like nothing.
AiLied: I mean, every harem needs less main characters. She’s just there because you know, harem expansion.
Kelloggs: Yeah, that’s the thing. If you aren’t making use of your characters, then you shouldn’t put them in the harem.
ParticularlyPeeved: Is that the mermaid?
AiLied: I mean, she has that thing when they go to the gym because the swimming pool and stuff.
PumpkinMochi: I think they’re skipping that chapter in the anime though.
ParticularlyPeeved: Who is this character?
PumpkinMochi: The mermaid.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, okay.
Kelloggs: See, exactly. Who the fuck is she, because she hasn’t done shit. She showed up and went “Hi, I like NTR.” and I’m like “Go away.” and she did.
Kelloggs: Oh woah woah woah.
AiLied: See, Kelloggs. You should come to the Miia side.
Kelloggs: I don’t know, I don’t think she can fool me that easily.