Pedantic Perspective Watches: Monster Musume ep. 08

In this episode, Rachnera quickly establishes her dominance over the other harem girls, AiLied dispenses useful legal and medical advice, and  we witness the untimely end to a character near and dear to Kelloggs’ heart.

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Good night, sweet prince.

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Kelloggs: This isn’t my alarm clock!

Boundless: Good enough.

Kelloggs: She probably moved his alarm clock and stuck her boobs there because she wanted that.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh? Yeaaah.

Kelloggs: No, no! That is so much nope right there.

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PumpkinMochi: Honey?

Kelloggs: As someone who kinda likes Miki, that offends me. She’s not allowed to use honey, that belongs to Miki.

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PumpkinMochi: Well, I guess we know who’s best girl now.

Kelloggs: Doppel, right?

PumpkinMochi: We’re talking about main cast.

AiLied: She grows in power over time, it’s okay.

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Kelloggs: Wow, that’s offensive. Don’t mis-species monster girls.

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Kelloggs: She just keeps sticking her boobs in places where he’ll run into them. This girl, she’s like I gotta get that man on my boobs.

PumpkinMochi: I mean, they are pretty big. Maybe she can’t help it.

Kelloggs: Wait, is this gonna be the episode where they use him as her bra?

PumpkinMochi: No. I don’t think they’ll get to that.

SerendipitouslySane: Use him as her bra?

Kelloggs: There was a chapter where he has to be her bra because her bra or bikini or whatever can’t hold her.

PumpkinMochi: That’s when her mom shows up and they have a jousting tournament.

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Shinzen: See Kelloggs, you should know better.

Kelloggs: Know what? I wasn’t paying attention.

Shinzen: She was saying how you shouldn’t judge people based off their looks.

Kelloggs: No, I’ll judge the fuck out of them.

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Kelloggs: This doesn’t look healthy.

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Kelloggs: What’s that border?

PumpkinMochi: It’s like, uh…

Kelloggs: We didn’t want to draw the room.

rachnera surprise

Kelloggs: Wait! No no no no no no! I am so out right now.

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Kelloggs: I am having none of this. This is not okay.

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PumpkinMochi: This is pretty okay.

Kelloggs: This is not okay. None of this is okay.

PumpkinMochi: You’re telling me that if you were in that position, you wouldn’t appreciate it?

Kelloggs: No!

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh god!

Boundless: Hahaha.

Kelloggs: Okay, that’s pretty explicit right there. That’s not even a metaphor or anything.

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PumpkinMochi: Uhh…

SerendipitouslySane: I don’t think horses are allowed on the train.

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Shinzen: Woah!

cerea bounce

SerendipitouslySane: Ummmm…

Kelloggs: I mean… as far as that goes, this is one of the more justified cases of boob bounce-

eye bounce

PumpkinMochi: AHAHAHAHA

Kelloggs: I had a serious point to make about the proper physics of boob bounces, and that asshole’s eyes ruined it.

SerendipitouslySane: Boing boing boing boing.

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Shinzen: What is she going on about? I missed it.

SerendipitouslySane: Boing boing boing boing.

PumpkinMochi: She’s saying she feels bad about judging Rachnera.

Shinzen: Does she get judged too or something like that?

PumpkinMochi: She’s like, I’m a disgrace to the centaur race for judging her.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh my god.

AiLied: It’s Kelloggs!

Kelloggs: I’m not here! Go away.

AiLied: How do you keep showing up? It’s like you’re a main character.

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Kelloggs: See, he has a piercing. I would never have that.

Shinzen: This is Kelloggs 2.0, when you realize that piercings are-

Kelloggs: No, this is not okay.

AiLied: It’s a fake piercing.

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PumpkinMochi: Wow, Kelloggs.

Kelloggs: I’m not okay with this.

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Shinzen: It’s Spider-Man!

AiLied: See, he’s also afraid of spiders.

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Kelloggs: No no no no no no no no.

PumpkinMochi: That’s what Kelloggs in the show is thinking too.

Shinzen: Yeah, he’s just like you.

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AiLied: That’s Kelloggs-Vision right there.

Kelloggs dies

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, Kelloggs died. We did it!

Shinzen: Heheheh.

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PumpkinMochi: Wow.

AiLied: She just got wrecked.

Kelloggs: I’m not saying anything because I’m dead.

ParticularlyPeeved: Yeah, we saw you die apparently.

PumpkinMochi: Until you come back in, I don’t know, two episodes or something.

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Kelloggs: See, Centorea respects him until she snaps his spine.

AiLied: By accident, though. It’s okay if it’s an accident, you can’t be blamed for things you didn’t mean.

PumpkinMochi: Umm… you actually can.

Kelloggs: Before AiLied gets arrested for involuntary manslaughter, any opinions expressed on Pedantic Perspective Watches are not actual legal advice.

SerendipitouslySane: It’s not?

Kelloggs: I had to throw that disclaimer in there so we don’t get sued.

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SerendipitouslySane: Hahaha.

Kelloggs: Yeah, I get hungry after shooting off too.

SerendipitouslySane: I wasn’t going to bother with making that joke, but you had to.

Kelloggs: You act like this show had any shred of dignity that I’m ruining by making that joke.

Shinzen: But you’re ruining your own dignity.

Kelloggs: It’s not like I have any dignity left, I’m watching this shit. Also, I’m dead. Dead people have no dignity.

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Shinzen: Oh my god.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh no, he’s sick.

AiLied: They caught his blank eye disease!

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ParticularlyPeeved: What are you-

Kelloggs: I don’t think she knows how this works.

smith smash

Kelloggs: OH YEAH!

AiLied: I thought they were on the second floor.

PumpkinMochi: They are.

AiLied: Oh, okay.

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Kelloggs: Don’t viruses mutate? That’s a thing that they do. Also, that looks like bacteria. This show is so wrong.

SerendipitouslySane: Also, what if the virus is a monster?

AiLied: That’s a little too meta.

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PumpkinMochi: I’m sure this will end well.

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Kelloggs: Uhhhh… maybe in the last 30 seconds. But for the other 99% of the show, she’s been as dumb as a… horse.

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Kelloggs: She stole Doppel’s ability.

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Kelloggs: I think she should do this while transformed into him. Have some awesome Darling-on-Darling action.

PumpkinMochi: Save that for the doujins.

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ParticularlyPeeved: And now he can’t breathe again.

Kelloggs: Remember to drink lots of fluids.

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Kelloggs: I feel like 42 degrees Celsius would be dangerous. Because they usually freak out when people are at 38 and a half.

ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think he’s actually at 42.

SerendipitouslySane: Yeah, at 42, you’re about to die.

Kelloggs: Are you saying that slimes are bad thermometers?

ParticularlyPeeved: I think she’s just repeating what the other one said.

AiLied: Yeah, she’s just mimicking.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh no, she’s cooking.

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Kelloggs: I refuse to believe that Miia cooked that.

PumpkinMochi: Taste is more important than looks.

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Everyone: Hahahaha.

Kelloggs: Her tail’s doing the Sumika thing here.

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AiLied: I was on board until the swan.

PumpkinMochi: AiLied, you should try making that.

AiLied: Ehhh… I’ll pass.

Kelloggs: You should go down to Ralph’s and see if they have any swan.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh no.

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Shinzen: Eugh….

Kelloggs: This just got weird, you guys.

ParticularlyPeeved: And then he died.

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Kelloggs: Yoooooooooooooooooooo.

PumpkinMochi: Wow… dat butt.

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Kelloggs: Uhhhhhh…

AiLied: I mean, to be fair, this would help you get better.

Kelloggs: No, it really wouldn’t.

AiLied: I mean, it’s a medical fact.

Kelloggs: So this week we established that you should not get legal advice or medical advice from AiLied.

SerendipitouslySane: I think it’s good to say that you shouldn’t get any advice from AiLied.

Kelloggs: I’m waiting for him to dispense some terrible investing advice later in this episode.

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Shinzen: I feel like the episode’s gonna end with everyone else getting sick.

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PumpkinMochi: Yeah! Gotta keep them in line.

Kelloggs: Papi’s like, “Alright, I’m okay with this.”

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Shinzen: Hahaha. Goddamnit, this show.

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ParticularlyPeeved: And then she knew how to cure him anyway through mind control.

Kelloggs: She has looked into the infinite void of all possibilities and realized… something?

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SerendipitouslySane: Because you can’t use an umbrella with two people?

AiLied: It’s a small umbrella.

Kelloggs: You can with two people, but she’s not a person.

Everyone else: Wooooow dude.

Kelloggs: Okay, I think that’s my offensive statement for the week.

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh god, that’s amazing.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Here’s this hole in the wall.

SerendipitouslySane: That’s probably why he got sick.

AiLied: No, they just showed what happened. He helped her out, and then he got sick because he was out in the rain.

Kelloggs: Yeah, and then apparently slime boobs have healing factors in them, I guess?

AiLied: No, it was all the stuff she was doing earlier clearly.

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Kelloggs: Wait, wait, wait. She’s forming her own ideas now?

SerendipitouslySane: Oh my god, kill it now.

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Kelloggs: It’s okay, you aren’t going to win anyway, Miia.

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AiLied: Isn’t she dead? Can the dead get sick?

PumpkinMochi: I don’t think they can.

Kelloggs: Can we talk about the fact that Mero has basically become irrelevant since her episode?

ParticularlyPeeved: Who?

AiLied: What do you mean by irrelevant?

Kelloggs: I mean, she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t matter. The other characters do stuff and kinda exist in the story. Mero’s just, like nothing.

ParticularlyPeeved: Who?

AiLied: I mean, every harem needs less main characters. She’s just there because you know, harem expansion.

Kelloggs: Yeah, that’s the thing. If you aren’t making use of your characters, then you shouldn’t put them in the harem.

ParticularlyPeeved: Is that the mermaid?

AiLied: I mean, she has that thing when they go to the gym because the swimming pool and stuff.

PumpkinMochi: I think they’re skipping that chapter in the anime though.

ParticularlyPeeved: Who is this character?

PumpkinMochi: The mermaid.

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, okay.

Kelloggs: See, exactly. Who the fuck is she, because she hasn’t done shit. She showed up and went “Hi, I like NTR.” and I’m like “Go away.” and she did.

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Kelloggs: Oh woah woah woah.

AiLied: See, Kelloggs. You should come to the Miia side.

Kelloggs: I don’t know, I don’t think she can fool me that easily.

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