Pedantic Perspective Watches: Monster Musume ep. 06

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This episode definitely lived up to its title and delivered on the weird monster girl fetishes, with snake shedding, harpy egg laying, and the introduction of the best girl in the series. Meanwhile, AiLied rejoins our group watching and almost immediately proceeds to antagonize Kelloggs, who kinda sees the light and expresses a desire to join Darling-kun’s harem.

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PumpkinMochi: Time to learn about cooking from Miia.

Kelloggs: That looks gross. Yep, confirmed for not wife material.

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Kelloggs: Yoooooooo.

SerendipitouslySane: What the fuck…

Kelloggs: I don’t want that secret ingredient.

PumpkinMochi: I learned from Shimoneta what that ingredient is.

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PumpkinMochi: No, the kitchen is. Maybe you should take care of that.

Kelloggs: So for the third straight week, Miia died. This time, she burned to death.

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SerendipitouslySane: How is that apron sticking back?

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AiLied: It’s time!

Everyone: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

PumpkinMochi: Dat face.

Kelloggs: That’s a bit aggressive.

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PumpkinMochi: Umm.. the pot is boiling over.

miia burning hands

Shinzen: Whaaaat.

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god.

SerendipitouslySane: Why would you even do that.

PumpkinMochi: Is that what happened when AiLied tried to make the potato thing from Shokugeki?

AiLied: That’s kind of what happens every time I cook, the fire alarm goes off.

Kelloggs: But seriously, Miia’s all like, “Ooh, I want to be a domestic wife for Darling.” And then she-

AiLied: But that’s awesome! How do you not like that?

Kelloggs: Because she sucks at everything! Here’s the thing. I’m okay with someone who sucks at the domestic stuff if they’re interesting or good at other stuff, but she’s not.

AiLied: She can do other things!

Kelloggs: Like crush him to death with her tail?

AiLied: Yeah! That’s kinda hot.

Kelloggs: She has no useful skills.

AiLied: She’s hot, it’s okay.

PumpkinMochi: Hahaha.

Kelloggs: Goddamnit, why’d you have to come back to the show?

PumpkinMochi: I already have more material than last week.

Kelloggs: It was so much better the last two weeks when he didn’t have his bullshit.

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Kelloggs: Is that love nectar? Oh okay, it’s not love nectar.

PumpkinMochi: Time to shed some skin!

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PumpkinMochi: Owwww!

Kelloggs: More physical damage. Is this really what you want? That, and having to deal with shedding all over the place.

AiLied: Wow, you’re so judgmental. Look what you did to her.

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AiLied: This is why she can’t go outside.

Kelloggs: I suppose you would like the waifu that can’t go outside.

AiLied: Yeah. Wait what? You’re giving girls body image issues, man.

PumpkinMochi: Says the guy that said “It’s okay because she’s hot.”

Kelloggs: He didn’t define what hot is. Hot could mean different things to different people.

PumpkinMochi: I mean, her hands were pretty hot when she burned them earlier.

Kelloggs: Booooo. Boo this man.

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SerendipitouslySane: She can’t even shed properly?

PumpkinMochi: Wow, she’s terrible at everything.

AiLied: Hey, she’s trying!

Kelloggs: She is reiterating all of my points.

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Kelloggs: Also, when did he get eyes?

AiLied: He gets eyes when it’s important to have eyes.

Kelloggs: Why is it important to have eyes here?

AiLied: It’s so he can look more pretty-boy.

Kelloggs: He is kinda pretty though. Maybe I want to join his harem now. Maybe he’s best girl.

AiLied: What monster would you be, Kelloggs.

Kelloggs: Umm… the walking tree monster?

PumpkinMochi: She’ll show up later actually.

Kelloggs: There’s a walking tree?

PumpkinMochi: Yeah.

Asami-Seto-as-Kii

Kelloggs: Maybe she’s best girl.

PumpkinMochi: Uhhhh….. no.

Kelloggs: Maybe Darling is the best girl then. His monster form is the scary shoujo protag.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh god, here we go.

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AiLied: This looks like fun.

Kelloggs: What.

SerendipitouslySane: It’s like popping cellophane wrap.

Kelloggs: Or peeling a sunburn.

Shinzen: That feels so gross though.

Kelloggs: That’s what I’m saying. You’re gonna be-

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Kelloggs: Whoa! And I’ve lost my train of thought.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh god, the tip.

AiLied: Just the tip.

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SerendipitouslySane: Hey, if she keeps it on, it’s just like a condom.

AiLied: Oh god, I don’t want her to be putting that in things.

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Kelloggs: WHAAT. YOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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PumpkinMochi: But I can’t see.

AiLied: He doesn’t need to see, he can just use his senses.

PumpkinMochi: This will end very badly.

AiLied: I don’t see how. Unless her tail kills him.

Kelloggs: Which is a distinct possibility.

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Kelloggs: What?!

PumpkinMochi: Metaphors!

Kelloggs: I didn’t realize he was that buff.

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PumpkinMochi: Um.. wait. What. Noooooooo.

AiLied: He slipped!

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SerendipitouslySane: What the fuck?

PumpkinMochi: Metaphors!

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SerendipitouslySane: HAHAHAHA

Kelloggs: What the fuck, man.

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PumpkinMochi: Ugh, what the fuck is this?

AiLied: It’s not about how the food looks.

Kelloggs: Is this like Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is purple?

SerendipitouslySane: You could make purple drank.

Kelloggs: Actually, I want Miia to start mixing purple drank and this turns into something like Breaking Bad because she’s actually good at that.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, they all died. Her cooking is that bad.

Shinzen: Look. See, the slime one doesn’t have a soul.

AiLied: It does have a soul!

PumpkinMochi: No, the rest of them are ghosts but her thing is her antenna.

Kelloggs: It’s an ahoge, man.

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Shinzen: Whoa!

Kelloggs: That’s actually her most attractive part.

Shinzen: What?

Kelloggs: Her long tongue.

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh god.

Kelloggs: No!

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Kelloggs: Fortunately, we beat up him instead of you because this whole world is fucked.

AiLied: That has nails in it and I’m a little scared.

Kelloggs: First of all, he’s not the one that did anything. She’s the one that supposedly had sex with your Darling. And two, monster-on-human violence is prohibited yet they still go after him because fuck this show.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh god.

AiLied: It’s Kelloggs’s evil twin!

Kelloggs: So you’re saying the other one was good?

AiLied: Yeah, compared to this guy. Look how sketchy he looks!

Kelloggs: Stop judging people with mustaches.

PumpkinMochi: And giant cameras?

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SerendipitouslySane: How fucking short is he?

Kelloggs: We shouldn’t judge based on how people look. Just because people look different doesn’t mean we should dismiss them.

PumpkinMochi: Shut up Kelloggs.

AiLied: Nice try.

rolling

PumpkinMochi: What the fuck is he doing?

Kelloggs: Ahahaha, I want a gif of that.

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PumpkinMochi: His camera is only 1080 and not 4K. He clearly sucks.

Kelloggs: This guy is sketch as fuck.

AiLied: Must be the glasses.

Kelloggs: Oh fuck you.

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SerendipitouslySane: Seriously, how short is he?

PumpkinMochi: Maybe he’s a monster guy and he’s a hobbit or something.

Shinzen: Why don’t they kick him out?

PumpkinMochi: Because that’d be rude. Well, he’s even more rude, but whatever.

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Kelloggs: So why does his camera say 1080/25 but it’s counting up to 60?

PumpkinMochi: I don’t know.

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PumpkinMochi: This fucker.

Kelloggs: So is this guy gonna be a recurring character?

PumpkinMochi: I’ll tell you later (answer is no).

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Kelloggs: He’s revealed his true colors! Anyone who destroys glasses is clearly a bad guy.

AiLied: Would you sell your dead skin?

PumpkinMochi: For ten million bazillion, yes.

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Kelloggs: You guys are talking over awesome Miia faces.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, it’s time.

Kelloggs: I don’t need this. Can we go back to the perverted cameraman?

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Kelloggs: Whaaaat. This just got weird.

Shinzen: Why is it weird now?

AiLied: I don’t know, I think it’s because she looks underage.

Kelloggs: Is he gonna stick his finger in something the second time this episode?

AiLied: I think he’s just rubbing her stomach.

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PumpkinMochi: Wait for the blurays.

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Shinzen: Dude, we need to find a harpy.

AiLied: Do you really want to be like this guy?

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SerendipitouslySane: She can read minds?

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Kelloggs: They only just figured this out? God, you all are fucking stupid.

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Kelloggs: That’s just a regular egg, isn’t-

punch

Kelloggs: Whaaat.

SerendipitouslySane: Suddenly, this is Index.

AiLied: See, he gets eyes when he has to look cool.

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Kelloggs: Called it.

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PumpkinMochi: Wait, we’re not done yet!

Kelloggs: I want to get off Mr. Bones’ wild ride.

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SerendipitouslySane: Why are they doing this like Nico Nico Douga?

egg laying

SerendipitouslySane: What the fuck?

Kelloggs: Metaphors!

AiLied: Yeah, this show’s really nailing it with those.

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PumpkinMochi: Goddamnit Miia!

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh god.

PumpkinMochi: Oh yes!

Kelloggs: No! Nooo!

Rachnera reveal

Kelloggs: Nooo! This is fucked, man! This is almost as bad as that scene in Lord of the Rings, I lost my shit at that scene.

PumpkinMochi: Oh, I can’t wait for next episode. They saved the best girl for last.

AiLied: Ehh.. I don’t know about that.

PumpkinMochi: Shut up, AiLied.

Kelloggs: You mean the tree? I’m still holding out hope for the tree girl, you guys.

PumpkinMochi: I know what the tree girl does, and you’re probably not gonna like it either.

Kelloggs: I mean, I’m kinda resigned to the fact that I’m not going like anything in this show.

AiLied: You like the main character though, right?

PumpkinMochi: But he’s not a monster.

Kelloggs: He is, he can transform into Shoujo Dude.

PumpkinMochi: That’s not a monster girl though.

Kelloggs: Shoujo dudes are kinda androgynous so they’re kinda like girls.

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