I was gonna do a post on the first episode of the other haremshit show this season (Sky Wizards Academy) but it was so incomprehensible and boring that I abandoned that idea. Monster Musume is the more entertaining show by far. As we watched this episode, we encounter a questionable popsicle scene, Kelloggs shares his thoughts on fashion, and SeredipitiouslySane wonders about monster girl anatomy.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh my god, Kelloggs is back already!
Kelloggs: That’s not my face, okay?! I didn’t do anything!
AiLied: When Kelloggs’ tan fetish goes too far.
Kelloggs: That’s bullshit, he’s got no lines. It doesn’t count!
Kelloggs: God, he’s a fricking giant.
Shinzen: But headpats, Kelloggs! This show is awesome!
Kelloggs: I’m not into giant-on-snake girl headpats.
Shinzen: Oh noes!
Kelloggs: This is just like that episode of Ore Monogatari. Except instead of a little pendant, it’s a dude. And instead of jumping off a cliff, she just stands there like a chump.
Shinzen: Hey, not everyone can be Takeo.
AiLied: Oh, I totally just noticed that her boobs got bigger when water filled up the screen.
Kelloggs: Is this gonna be like a Dr. Seuss episode here? I do not like Harpy Papi, I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Kelloggs: Why are her shorts unbuttoned? It’s like… ugh.
AiLied: That’s how you wear shorts!
Kelloggs: No, you button- Who wears shorts like that?! The only people who wear shorts like that are sluts and fat people.
Kelloggs: I said what I said.
PumpkinMochi: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to have a record of it. Time for some ice cream!
Kelloggs: Goddamn, he’s holding a popsicle.
AiLied: I like where this is going.
Everyone: Oh no!
Kelloggs: It’s because of her derp hands. Somebody get that girl some thumbs.
PumpkinMochi: I guess you can have my popsicle!
Kelloggs: No wait wait wait. Woah! No! WOAH!
AiLied: These sound effects…
Kelloggs: This is just a watered-down version of To-Love-ru, you guys.
Shinzen: It is, but whatever.
Kelloggs: Woah woah woah. OH COME ON.
SerendipitouslySane: Hahaha, that’s terrible.
Kelloggs: It’s like a really big birdbath. I don’t know why you’re so mad.
AiLied: That looked like a shot that was cut.
Kelloggs: Oh yep, it’s time for haremshit.
AiLied: I think you mean plot.
Kelloggs: The two are… related.
PumpkinMochi: Woah! God, your head!
Kelloggs: If only there was someone who could get up there!
Shinzen: How does that help?
Kelloggs: Yep, that sure covers up not-her-chest.
AiLied: See, that’s how it helps.
Kelloggs: Okay there we go.
Shinzen: How did that girl get up that high?
Kelloggs: Oh no, you blew it!
SerendipitouslySane: Why does she have a bulge?
AiLied: Probably just the angle.
Kelloggs: Puffy vulva man, puffy vulva.
Kelloggs: That one was better.
Kelloggs: Get a load of this dumbass.
Kelloggs: Pffffffffftttt. See, when I saw people posting screenshots, I thought she was confusing incest and arrest.
PumpkinMochi: I think that in the manga, they used deflower.
Kelloggs: Oh okay, that works better than incest since it kinda sounds like deport.
Kelloggs: Okay, that was a good face picture. Both of those really.
Kelloggs: Wouldn’t it be a real pain for the snake girl to put on that skirt? I guess she could put it on from the top.
AiLied: She buttons it on, it’s a wraparound.
Kelloggs: Oh, so it’s all the way down?
AiLied: Yeah, I was assuming that.
Kelloggs: Oh, because it looks like it’s only partway down. I guess she could still put it on over the top, I don’t know if it goes over her shoulders though. Because going from the tail would take too long.
Kelloggs: And the harem grows. So we got Darling and a Master. She’d be the shittest maid.
Shinzen: No man, she’s a pet.
SerendipitouslySane: Well, she’s helping him bathe.
Kelloggs: Wow, I was expect jelly.
SerendipitouslySane: Everybody was.
PumpkinMochi: Okay, now she’s mad.
Kelloggs: That reminds me of “Space Dandy wa Uchuu no Dandy.”
Kelloggs: Hello! More puffy.
Kelloggs: And then there’s this thing.
AiLied: I like her.
Kelloggs: When boobs attack!
Kelloggs: Gimme that ojou laugh. I want ojou laugh from her.
AiLied: She’s not really that character type.
Kelloggs: Damn it.
PumpkinMochi: She’s more like Saber.
Kelloggs: Oh hello.
SerendipitouslySane: So bras don’t exist in this world.
Kelloggs: What are you talking about?
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, she’s wearing a bra.
Kelloggs: It’s more like a sports bra. It’s just not very effective.
SerendipitouslySane: Fucking public servants.
SerendipitouslySane: Does this work?
Kelloggs: This is what they were trying to pull off in Love Lab.
SerendipitouslySane: Is she gonna say that all the time?
AiLied: I mean, it’s sort of the character type.
Kelloggs: Lewd! As a proud member of the centaur race, I cannot let you ride me.
Kelloggs: Why’d they make the centaur the one with the huge boobs?
AiLied: Because it makes sense!
SerendipitouslySane: No it doesn’t! None of this makes any sense!
AiLied: It makes a lot of sense.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh come on, seriously?
PumpkinMochi: Oh boy, all that water.
Kelloggs: Augh, are you shitting me?
Kelloggs: I just blew up a truck, but I’m gonna save the purse.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh god.
AiLied: That’s great.
Shinzen: God… fricking watermelons.
SerendipitouslySane: Is that the only thing he can do?
Kelloggs: And he died. The End! Well that was fun, you guys.
Kelloggs: No. Don’t. No.
SerendipitouslySane: Not this shit again.
AiLied: She’s really good in these low angle panning shots.
PumpkinMochi: What are you- Oh.
Kelloggs: That was the most epic dogeza I’ve ever seen.
SerendipitouslySane: I like how you call it dogeza. Goddamn weeaboo.
Kelloggs: That’s what it is, what do you want from me?
PumpkinMochi: You could have gone with apology or something, I don’t know.
Kelloggs: But it’s a very specific act that he’s-
PumpkinMochi: Okay, weeaboo. Whatever!
SerendipitouslySane: Okay, I must know. Where is her vagina?
AiLied: It’s in the back, where a horse’s would be.
Kelloggs: I can’t because you got these blobs of fat in the way!
SerendipitouslySane: It’s that fucking policeman again.
PumpkinMochi: He’s the only cop there, and he’s very ineffective.
Shinzen: I don’t know, he managed to be at the right spot for all of these crimes. That’s pretty good coverage.
PumpkinMochi: He just gets there two minutes too late.
Kelloggs: Well, he read the manga.
SerendipitouslySane: Maybe he’s actually the big bad of the story.
PumpkinMochi: Better get used to it!
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god!
AiLied: Oh wow.
Kelloggs: It’s not- They aren’t- There’s a guy off-screen jiggling them. This is, ugh….
AiLied: It’s carefully chosen discretion fetish shots.
Kelloggs: We don’t want to animate mouths so uh, crotch!
PumpkinMochi: They’re focusing on what’s important.
Shinzen: They animated the crotch though.
Kelloggs: Yeah, but… I don’t know.
AiLied: You don’t like the pants unbuttoned?
Kelloggs: No! I don’t like that!
AiLied: It’s like a style of shorts.
Kelloggs: Ugh.. fuck this show.
Shinzen: First episode was better.
PumpkinMochi: Once they introduce all the characters, then it’ll be more fun.