Pedantic Perspective Watches: Monster Musume ep. 02

I was gonna do a post on the first episode of the other haremshit show this season (Sky Wizards Academy) but it was so incomprehensible and boring that I abandoned that idea. Monster Musume is the more entertaining show by far. As we watched this episode, we encounter a questionable popsicle scene, Kelloggs shares his thoughts on fashion, and SeredipitiouslySane wonders about monster girl anatomy.

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh my god, Kelloggs is back already!

Kelloggs: That’s not my face, okay?! I didn’t do anything!

AiLied: When Kelloggs’ tan fetish goes too far.

Shinzen: Ahahaha.

Kelloggs: That’s bullshit, he’s got no lines. It doesn’t count!

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Kelloggs: God, he’s a fricking giant.

Shinzen: But headpats, Kelloggs! This show is awesome!

Kelloggs: I’m not into giant-on-snake girl headpats.

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Shinzen: Oh noes!

Kelloggs: This is just like that episode of Ore Monogatari. Except instead of a little pendant, it’s a dude. And instead of jumping off a cliff, she just stands there like a chump.

Shinzen: Hey, not everyone can be Takeo.

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AiLied: Oh, I totally just noticed that her boobs got bigger when water filled up the screen.

Kelloggs: Ughhhh.

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Kelloggs: Is this gonna be like a Dr. Seuss episode here? I do not like Harpy Papi, I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.

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Kelloggs: Why are her shorts unbuttoned? It’s like… ugh.

AiLied: That’s how you wear shorts!

Kelloggs: No, you button- Who wears shorts like that?! The only people who wear shorts like that are sluts and fat people.

AiLied: Wow.

Kelloggs: I said what I said.

PumpkinMochi: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to have a record of it. Time for some ice cream!

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Kelloggs: Goddamn, he’s holding a popsicle.

AiLied: I like where this is going.

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PumpkinMochi: What?

SerendipitouslySane: Hahahaha.

not the ice cream

 

Everyone: Oh no!

Kelloggs: It’s because of her derp hands. Somebody get that girl some thumbs.

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PumpkinMochi: I guess you can have my popsicle!

licking popsicle

Kelloggs: No wait wait wait. Woah! No! WOAH!

AiLied: These sound effects…

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Kelloggs: This is just a watered-down version of To-Love-ru, you guys.

Shinzen: It is, but whatever.

exploding popsicle

Kelloggs: Woah woah woah. OH COME ON.

SerendipitouslySane: Hahaha, that’s terrible.

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Kelloggs: It’s like a really big birdbath. I don’t know why you’re so mad.

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AiLied: That looked like a shot that was cut.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah.

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Kelloggs: Ughhhh.

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Kelloggs: Oh yep, it’s time for haremshit.

AiLied: I think you mean plot.

Kelloggs: The two are… related.

scratch attack

PumpkinMochi: Woah! God, your head!

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Kelloggs: If only there was someone who could get up there!

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Shinzen: How does that help?

Kelloggs: Yep, that sure covers up not-her-chest.

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AiLied: See, that’s how it helps.

Kelloggs: Okay there we go.

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Shinzen: How did that girl get up that high?

Kelloggs: Oh no, you blew it!

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Kelloggs: Puffy.

SerendipitouslySane: Why does she have a bulge?

AiLied: Probably just the angle.

Kelloggs: Puffy vulva man, puffy vulva.

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PumpkinMochi: Headpat!

Kelloggs: That one was better.

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Kelloggs: Get a load of this dumbass.

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[HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.04_[2015.07.19_23.00.19]SerendipitouslySane: Ahaha, oh god.

Kelloggs: Pffffffffftttt. See, when I saw people posting screenshots, I thought she was confusing incest and arrest.

PumpkinMochi: I think that in the manga, they used deflower.

Kelloggs: Oh okay, that works better than incest since it kinda sounds like deport.

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Kelloggs: Okay, that was a good face picture. Both of those really.

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Kelloggs: Wouldn’t it be a real pain for the snake girl to put on that skirt? I guess she could put it on from the top.

AiLied: She buttons it on, it’s a wraparound.

Kelloggs: Oh, so it’s all the way down?

AiLied: Yeah, I was assuming that.

Kelloggs: Oh, because it looks like it’s only partway down. I guess she could still put it on over the top, I don’t know if it goes over her shoulders though. Because going from the tail would take too long.

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Kelloggs: And the harem grows. So we got Darling and a Master. She’d be the shittest maid.

Shinzen: No man, she’s a pet.

SerendipitouslySane: Well, she’s helping him bathe.

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Kelloggs: Wow, I was expect jelly.

SerendipitouslySane: Everybody was.

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PumpkinMochi: Okay, now she’s mad.

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Kelloggs: That reminds me of “Space Dandy wa Uchuu no Dandy.”

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Kelloggs: Hello! More puffy.

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Kelloggs: And then there’s this thing.

AiLied: I like her.

crash

PumpkinMochi: Oww!

Kelloggs: When boobs attack!

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Kelloggs: Gimme that ojou laugh. I want ojou laugh from her.

AiLied: She’s not really that character type.

Kelloggs: Damn it.

PumpkinMochi: She’s more like Saber.

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Kelloggs: Oh hello.

PumpkinMochi: Wow.

SerendipitouslySane: So bras don’t exist in this world.

Kelloggs: What are you talking about?

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, she’s wearing a bra.

Kelloggs: It’s more like a sports bra. It’s just not very effective.

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SerendipitouslySane: Fucking public servants.

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SerendipitouslySane: Does this work?

Kelloggs: This is what they were trying to pull off in Love Lab.

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SerendipitouslySane: Ahahaha.

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Kelloggs: O…PPAI!

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SerendipitouslySane: Is she gonna say that all the time?

AiLied: I mean, it’s sort of the character type.

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Kelloggs: Lewd! As a proud member of the centaur race, I cannot let you ride me.

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Kelloggs: Why’d they make the centaur the one with the huge boobs?

AiLied: Because it makes sense!

SerendipitouslySane: No it doesn’t! None of this makes any sense!

AiLied: It makes a lot of sense.

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SerendipitouslySane: Oh come on, seriously?

PumpkinMochi: Oh boy, all that water.

Kelloggs: Augh, are you shitting me?

exploding truck

Kelloggs: I just blew up a truck, but I’m gonna save the purse.

centorea boobs

Kelloggs: YOOOOOOOOO

SerendipitouslySane: Oh god.

AiLied: That’s great.

Centorea exposed

Everyone: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Shinzen: God… fricking watermelons.

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PumpkinMochi: Nooooo!

SerendipitouslySane: Is that the only thing he can do?

Kelloggs: And he died. The End! Well that was fun, you guys.

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Kelloggs: Fuck!

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Kelloggs: No. Don’t. No.

SerendipitouslySane: Not this shit again.

AiLied: She’s really good in these low angle panning shots.

dogeza

PumpkinMochi: What are you- Oh.

Kelloggs: That was the most epic dogeza I’ve ever seen.

SerendipitouslySane: I like how you call it dogeza. Goddamn weeaboo.

Kelloggs: That’s what it is, what do you want from me?

PumpkinMochi: You could have gone with apology or something, I don’t know.

Kelloggs: But it’s a very specific act that he’s-

PumpkinMochi: Okay, weeaboo. Whatever!

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SerendipitouslySane: Okay, I must know. Where is her vagina?

AiLied: It’s in the back, where a horse’s would be.

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Kelloggs: I can’t because you got these blobs of fat in the way!

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SerendipitouslySane: It’s that fucking policeman again.

PumpkinMochi: He’s the only cop there, and he’s very ineffective.

Shinzen: I don’t know, he managed to be at the right spot for all of these crimes. That’s pretty good coverage.

PumpkinMochi: He just gets there two minutes too late.

Kelloggs: Well, he read the manga.

SerendipitouslySane: Maybe he’s actually the big bad of the story.

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PumpkinMochi: Better get used to it!

Kelloggs: Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Centorea bounce

 

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god!

AiLied: Oh wow.

Kelloggs: It’s not- They aren’t- There’s a guy off-screen jiggling them. This is, ugh….

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AiLied: It’s carefully chosen discretion fetish shots.

Kelloggs: We don’t want to animate mouths so uh, crotch!

PumpkinMochi: They’re focusing on what’s important.

Shinzen: They animated the crotch though.

Kelloggs: Yeah, but… I don’t know.

AiLied: You don’t like the pants unbuttoned?

Kelloggs: No! I don’t like that!

AiLied: It’s like a style of shorts.

 

Kelloggs: Ugh.. fuck this show.

Shinzen: First episode was better.

PumpkinMochi: Once they introduce all the characters, then it’ll be more fun.

 

 

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