With only a few episodes left, Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches remembered that it should have a plot. Unfortunately, they’re doing that without really explaining what’s happening very well.
Shinzen: Oh god.
Shinzen: Oh my god.
Shinzen: I feel like that’s a horrible idea.
Kelloggs: The fortune telling/sexual harassment?
Kelloggs: They actually don’t give a shit about the fortune telling, they just want the kissing.
Kelloggs: They should have let her run the stand, she actually would have liked kissing that many people.
Kelloggs: Where did that come from?
Kelloggs: Yep, she can’t fall in love with anyone and just drifts from guy to guy. Living the pink hair life.
Kelloggs: Get a load of this nerd, reading books!
Shinzen: He’s so boring.
Shinzen: Who was that again?
PumpkinMochi: The last witch, twintails with light blue hair.
Kelloggs: You can barely call that twintails, come on.
PumpkinMochi: Whatever. It counts.
Kelloggs: Pshh… You could call that NiseTwi.
Shinzen: What. This show.
Kelloggs: Don’t try this at home, kids.
Kelloggs: Don’t try that at home too, kids.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, that’s what happened.
Kelloggs: I must only use this for perversion apparently.
Kelloggs: Umm.. what are you doing with those hands there?
PumpkinMochi: What the fuck?
Kelloggs: I didn’t realize you were into that.
PumpkinMochi: So it’s the current president that gets to pick the next president?
Kelloggs: It’s a corrupt system. You just have to, you know, deal with it.
Kelloggs: Goddamnit, this girl! Just kissing whoever, what the hell.
PumpkinMochi: She can’t control herself.
Kelloggs: Yeah, the pink hair compels her.
Shinzen: I don’t get it.
Kelloggs: Yeah, I’m not sure what the point is here.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, so it was NTR bullshit.
Shinzen: So he doesn’t want it to happen because of NTR bullshit?
Kelloggs: NTR bullshit ruining everything. This show…
Shinzen: Hey, he’s trying to stop the NTR.
Kelloggs: God, green hair always has this surprised look on his face.
Kelloggs: Sexist! Blatant misandry right here.
Kelloggs: WHAT. What is even his power right now?
Kelloggs: Just kiss her already!
PumpkinMochi: Seriously, just do it.
PumpkinMochi: Thank you!
Kelloggs: By you, I mean me. I mean you. I mean, crap.
Kelloggs: BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.
Kelloggs: You know, if they just watch the credits they’d know who the seven witches are.
PumpkinMochi: I have no idea what they’re trying to do.
Kelloggs: Yeah, I’m still confused about what the overall objective is here. Like, there’s the whole Shirashi thing but there’s also the trying to get pink hair’s power to go away.
PumpkinMochi: And the whole student council president thing.
Kelloggs: And we’re also getting a criminally small amount of HanaKana time, which is killing me right here. I was all excited when I found out dark blue hair with hime cut was voiced by HanaKana and then it turns out that nah, we’re just gonna do one scene with her and then go back to the dorks. And Hayamin, whose character probably has a name but it’s not important.