In this episode of Yamada-kun, we meet the next witch and Kelloggs exposes his biases against pink-haired characters.
Shinzen: That doesn’t look very good.
Shinzen: Wait, what? Who the fuck is that guy? I never noticed him before.
Kelloggs: Is he new? Wait no, I feel like I’ve seen him before. In the opening,I don’t remember him in the show.
Shinzen: He was probably always there, but I’m just noticing for the first time.
PumpkinMochi: Um, what? I don’t know how you got that conclusion.
Shinzen: Maybe she has pyrokinesis? That’d be pretty cool. Wait, how would that work in terms of kissing?
Kelloggs: This is not okay.
Shinzen: Did we miss an episode somewhere?
PumpkinMochi: I don’t think we did.
Kelloggs: It’s like, we’re just gonna go over to this girl’s house and kiss her in her sleep.
PumpkinMochi: She’s obviously a witch.
Kelloggs: She has colored hair.
PumpkinMochi: Oh okay.
Kelloggs: This is escalating quickly.
PumpkinMochi: Hahaha, goddamnit.
Kelloggs: What the fuck’s going on?
Shinzen: Is this a premonition?
PumpkinMochi: Did this happen before they went to her house? Oh, I guess not.
Kelloggs: Wait, is this some kind of Oingo Boingo bullshit now? I drew a really bad picture of the future, you guys.
Shinzen: I guess they’re implying that not all witch powers are kissing powers.
Kelloggs: How can he see the slap mark on his face? Does he go third-person view when he sees the visions?
Kelloggs: Oh okay, that would do it.
Shinzen: Wait, so who did the first girl kiss to see the premonition?
Kelloggs: I… um… don’t worry about it.
Kelloggs: Goddamn het bullshit. Clearly, pink hair equals random guy-kissing slut.
PumpkinMochi: Hey now, that’s rude.
Kelloggs: She’s trying to deny it but she goes around and kisses some guy just because they went on a vacation together.
PumpkinMochi: Hey, just because she jams her tongue down a guy’s throat doesn’t mean she’s a slut.
Kelloggs: I’m just saying I call it like I see it, and she is fitting the pink hair trope to a T.
Shinzen: Kiss him! Hmm.. wait no. That wouldn’t work because he’d lose the power. I was thinking he could swap bodies with Shirashi and then use the mind reading or the clairvoyance power.
Kelloggs: Witch powers, like orb effects, don’t stack. Is the order in which you kiss the witch like the order in which you put items in your inventory to get the right orb effect? Or do you not even know what I’m talking about?
Shinzen: I didn’t play enough DotA.
Kelloggs: Oh okay. I wasn’t sure if it was a thing in any game other than DotA.
Shinzen: No, it’s only in DotA.
Kelloggs: What are you doing?!
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, is this gonna turn into Shokugeki?
Kelloggs: No fuck this! I’m out, I quit.
Shinzen: What? Just because he cooks?
Kelloggs: He’s gonna burn down the school and then they’re gonna get blamed for it?
Shinzen: Hmm, this is making me hungry.
Shinzen: How do they know that the premonitions are unavoidable?
Kelloggs: I need one of those ominous “But the future refused to change” things here.
Shinzen: Punch him!
Kelloggs: Kiss him!
Kelloggs: Goddamnit, the one time I didn’t want to be right.
Kelloggs: No! This is…
Kelloggs: See, my theory is that he was gonna kiss him and then in Yamada’s body, he was gonna burn the school down with pink hair while Yamada does something else.
Kelloggs: Oh god. Why did we have to miss that?
PumpkinMochi: Oh goddamnit.
Shinzen: Aughh… goddamnit Yamada.
Kelloggs: This is turning into Date A Live bullshit.
Kelloggs: But… THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.
Kelloggs: But the future.. kind of changed!
PumpkinMochi: What is wrong with her?
Kelloggs: She’s been kissed too much. See, when you kiss as many people as pink hair has, you get good at it. And that’s why Ito has that face on her.
PumpkinMochi: NTR BULLSHIT!
Shinzen: Oh, he’s gonna burn down the building now. Would you burn down a building if you got NTR’d, Kelloggs?
Kelloggs: Depends on what building and how badly I get NTR’d.
Kelloggs: Oh no, he’s gonna knock something over and start the fire!
Kelloggs: Wait, that’s it? Just like that? But I thought THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.
Kelloggs: God, she’s so touchy. Goddamn pink hairs.
Shinzen: The serious stuff in this show falls so flat.
Kelloggs: Yeah, this is dog crap in comparison to Euphonium. See, you need more bullshit like this. It’s what the show is about.
Shinzen: Why is she looking at them like that?
PumpkinMochi: Is it gonna be another pantyshot?
Kelloggs: Or that.
PumpkinMochi: So all she did in this episode was show off her panties and bra.
Kelloggs: Where has she been? She’s all beat up and her shirt’s just popped open. Wait, that was the vision from earlier, so the future did refuse to change.
Kelloggs: Oh, blue’s next.
Shinzen: What’s her power gonna be? What other mind powers can you get? Telekinesis?
Kelloggs: I was trying to think of something where you don’t swap bodies but you puppet their bodies instead but I’m not sure how that would work.
Shinzen: Yeah, I feel like telekinesis will be one thing that’ll come up.
Yeah, that could be a thing. Although the thing is, telekinesis isn’t really targeted at a person. But I guess neither is future sight. But they made it so you see it from their point of view, so it is targeted? Whatever, I’ll just let it happen and not speculate too much.
Shinzen: Time travel? Memory swapping?