Pedantic Perspective Watches: Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches ep. 5

The NTR was strong in this episode, much to Kelloggs’ chagrin, as not only do love interests get stolen but powers get stolen too. In addition, Shinzen expresses his disdain of pants.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh right, he lost his power.

Kelloggs: No, just kiss her. Then she’ll fall for you. That would be a good thing.

Shinzen: I’m still a little upset that they never actually did science to figure out that he was the linchpin of the swapping. They never kissed between any of the other characters.

Kelloggs: Harems gotta harem.

Shinzen: And there’s no stupid witches yet.

Boundless: Yeah, that is a problem.

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Kelloggs: How convenient that they dropped the top secret thing.

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Shinzen: Just tell her you lost the power.

PumpkinMochi: He can’t! Because…

Kelloggs: Because reasons.

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Kelloggs: No time to explain! Misunderstandings ho!

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Kelloggs: Stole? You fuckers dropped it.

Kelloggs: That’s a lot of lunch. How is she not fat? She must eat four bentos for lunch every day.

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PumpkinMochi: This guy…

Kelloggs: He’s tired of this NTR bullshit.

PumpkinMochi: Wow, a whole lobster.

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Kelloggs: So if you kiss other people’s followers, you gain them as your own?

PumpkinMochi: Maybe.

Kelloggs: Should see if that works in WoW.

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Shinzen: Oh my god.

Kelloggs: Haha. But I’m still bugged by the fact that this guy is just a reskin of Yamada. They added glasses and changed his hair color and went “look, new character!”

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Kelloggs: You dense motherfucker. She’s into you, deal with it.

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Kelloggs: This is how I confirm.

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Boundless: Oh shit.

Kelloggs: They’re not even hidden.

Shinzen: NTR. Oh noooooo.

Kelloggs: Her power has made this NTR even more potent.

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Kelloggs: But I’ll fall under your spell!

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PumpkinMochi: NTR all over the place.

Kelloggs: Sick of this.

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PumpkinMochi: I will take this opportunity to hug you!

Kelloggs: Time to get me some rebound action.

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Kelloggs: Oh okay. I guess that was what was going on.

Shinzen: Ohhh… so she always had the swapping power.

Kelloggs: So here’s a question: can she switch bodies with people too?

Shinzen: I guess so.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, because he copies powers so she would have had that power.

Kelloggs: Oh, so if she kissed anyone else, they wouldn’t gain her power. They’d just switch bodies.

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Kelloggs: Should get your veins checked out there.

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Kelloggs: Flashback out of nowhere!

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Kelloggs: I knew it! I’m surrounded by nerds! This is horrible.

PumpkinMochi: They just had to make the artist guy gay, didn’t they?

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Kelloggs: Wow rude.

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PumpkinMochi: He still has the vein.

Kelloggs: He copied his vein power!

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Kelloggs: Have they explained how these guys even got into this school?

PumpkinMochi: No.

Shinzen: Maybe it’s a low level public school.

PumpkinMochi: I thought they established it was a prestigious school.

Kelloggs: Yeah, it’s a prestigious school. That’s why everyone’s a bunch of nerds.

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Kelloggs: Why would that work?

Shinzen: Because she kissed him the first time and he copied it, and she fell in love with him. So in the moment where he copies the power, he also applies the power to the target.

Kelloggs: Yeah, but I’m saying, does the power toggle the character’s affection?

Shinzen: Yeah, don’t you remember with the other two?

Kelloggs: I don’t remember.

Shinzen: He kissed the stupid guy and the stupid girl and then they fell in love with him and made him bentos. Then he kissed them again and they went back to normal.

Kelloggs: Okay, I didn’t remember the second part. So if she kissed somebody already interested in her, would that make them not interested in her?

Shinzen: I would assume it just applies the spell.

PumpknMochi: I think they’d be more open about it maybe.

Kelloggs: Okay, so it either applies or removes the charm but it doesn’t change the underlying emotions.

Shinzen: Yeah.

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Kelloggs: God, that face.

Shinzen: I hate their pants.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, they’re pretty gross.

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Kelloggs: This is like how NozoEri shippers try and talk me out of EriUmi. “Don’t you know that Nozomi will be sad forever?” I’m like, “Yeah.”

PumpkinMochi: Well Kelloggs, you deserved to be slapped too.

Kelloggs: Hayamin can slap me.

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Shinzen: See, this is a story about accepting yourself and being comfortable about who you are. It’s so touching.

Kelloggs: I’m sure. Accepting your modified self after being put under a spell.

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Kelloggs: This guy likes that flying kick move.

Boundless: You gotta have a special attack.

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PumpkinMochi: Where did you come from?

Kelloggs: What is that supposed to mean?

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Kelloggs: These two…

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Kelloggs: The NTR is palpable.

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Everyone: WhaAAAAAAtttttttttttt???

Kelloggs: So apparently both of them have a NTR fetish?

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Kelloggs: Boooo, boo this man.

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Shinzen: Wow.

Boundless: Damn.

Kelloggs: Who cares, she has the NTR fetish so it’s okay?

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Kelloggs: It’s the guide book for this show.

PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, they mention witches.

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Shinzen: Do they get passed down every time that student graduates?

PumpkinMochi: Probably.

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Shinzen: Ooh, mind-reading powers.

Kelloggs: I maintain that full-time telepathy would drive you insane.

Shinzen: Yeah, but if it’s controlled telepathy…

Kelloggs: Yeah, but how do you control it?

Shinzen: You can stare at someone or you can read someone’s mind when you’re kissing them.

Kelloggs: Only while you’re kissing them?

ParticularlyPeeved: Or maybe you can read the minds of people you’ve kissed.

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Kelloggs: This? This is what you had in mind? What the fuck were you thinking?

ParticularlyPeeved: What happened?

Kelloggs: At the end of the episode, he says “We came here because we wanted to live this sort of school life, right?”

PumpkinMochi: A life of finding witches.

Kelloggs: And body swapping and charm effects and telepathy. This is what we had in mind.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Kelloggs: Oh boy, glasses! It’s happening!

Shinzen: What other mental power could they have aside from telepathy? They could put in premonitions.

PumpkinMochi: I guess we’ll see next time.

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