Some highlights this episode include a enormous bath filled with questionable liquid, Evangelion-esque dream sequences, and CriticalMiss coming up with a weird euphemism. Unfortunately, this episode was boring just like the last one, and our interest in this show continues its slide.
Kelloggs: What a jerk!
Shinzen: Which girl? Oh right, he was going on a date with glasses/not in glasses girl.
PumpkinMochi: No, she’s talking about the bag loli.
CriticalMiss: Oh yeah, by the way PumpkinMochi.
CriticalMiss: Why in last week’s post, it seems that I’m only focusing on the bag loli?
PumpkinMochi: Look, I work with what I get.
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, what is wrong with Hestia?
Kelloggs: I’m sorry, drunk Hestia is cute.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, so when Loki drinks, she’s a lush but-
Kelloggs: Yeah, pretty much.
PumpkinMochi: Fuck. I don’t like this double standard. CriticalMiss, you should make more comments about boobs, and maybe I’ll put that in the post.
Kelloggs: CriticalMiss, just start going, “Yep, those boobs sure are great, huh? Yep. Boobs. Sure do like them. It’s like a bag of sand.”
Kelloggs: Have you seen The 40-Year Old Virgin?
Kelloggs: There’s a scene where’s he’s trying to describe what he thinks sexual exploits might be like, and he describes a breast as being like a bag of sand and everyone is like “Wait a minute, you never done this before, have you?”
ParticularlyPeeved: Wow, what’s going on?
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, not shaky cam!
Kelloggs: Divine hangover right here. Does she sleep in the boobstring? I guess if she comes home and just passes out, maybe she just leaves it on. But she was able to undo her twintails, so I don’t know. It’s inconclusive.
Kelloggs: Is it shooting piss out of its mouth? Because that’s what it looks like.
Kelloggs: I mean, look at this. What is in this bath? Like… that’s not water!
PumpkinMochi: Oh god, ugh.
CriticalMiss: Probably they just put some special-
PumpkinMochi: Jesus Christ…
Kelloggs: Hey hey hey. No touchy, no touchy.
Kelloggs: She just got her whole towel wet too.
PumpkinMochi; I know! Who does that.
Kelloggs: It’s just Bell!
PumpkinMochi: Time to announce it to everyone!
Kelloggs: See, she’s never been with other men. They’re all so shocked that she could have a man because-
PumpkinMochi: Because she just sleeps around all the time?
Kelloggs: No! Because… goddamnit. You cut that out. Focus on… the frothing pool of piss.
PumpkinMochi: No! I don’t want to.
PumpkinMochi: What are you wearing? Where’s the boobstring?
ParticularlyPeeved: It’s probably there.
Kelloggs: It’s under the shirt. Whatever.
PumpkinMochi: Word travels fast.
Kelloggs: Why is she carrying a frame?
Kelloggs: What?! Was that frame there just to take out Hestia?
Kelloggs: So is she the goddess of NTR or something?
Kelloggs: Oh hello! Yep, she’s definitely the goddess of NTR.
CriticalMiss: Woah woah.
PumpkinMochi: What, why? You could have just-, never mind.
ParticularlyPeeved: They could have just stood on the balcony.
PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, she’s back.
Kelloggs: And then there’s this asshole.
ParticularlyPeeved: He’s stealing all her money? What’s going on?
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, the money she got from Bell.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh yeah, he just gave it to her, I forgot.
ParticularlyPeeved: But that knife doesn’t sell for anything.
Kelloggs: She can find a different pawn shop.
PumpkinMochi: What a mystery!
Kelloggs: I don’t give a fuck, she’s a traitor. She’s dead to me.
Kelloggs: Well, fire types are strong against bug types. So are those like Kingdom Hearts enemies or something since they explode into blackness? BUT THIS ISN’T A GAME.
PumpkinMochi: It’s okay, Bell probably didn’t notice since he’s kind of dumb. Oh, he did notice!
PumpkinMochi: That sandwich looks kind of gross. It’s like purple and…
ParticularlyPeeved: Eat! I’ll give you half of my lunch.
PumpkinMochi: I’ll always give you half of everything.
Kelloggs: So they’re basically married is what you’re saying.
CriticalMiss: Seriously, what kind of food is that.
PumpkinMochi: A sandwich?
CriticalMiss: No, I mean the purple thing inside. It sounds like it’s something crispy.
Kelloggs: It looked like some sort of meat, but I”m not sure.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, it’s just fried purple meat.
Kelloggs: It’s a purple rectangle. That’s food, just eat it.
Kelloggs: Wow, that’s rude to goblins right there. I want a goblin to show up like GEICO caveman style and go “Come on, dude. Not cool.”
ParticularlyPeeved: The words are disappearing? What’s going on?
Kelloggs: I.. what? Shit got weird, man.
ParticularlyPeeved: Did he just melt into the book?
CriticalMiss: Wasn’t he just reading the book?
ParticularlyPeeved: He’s still reading the book but using his imagination.
CriticalMiss: So is the rest of the episode just gonna be him reading the book and imagining things?
ParticularlyPeeved: It depends on how long the book is.
Kelloggs: Didn’t realize we were gonna get all Evangelion up in here.
ParticularlyPeeved: That has to be so uncomfortable.
Shinzen: Where did he get the book from again?
Kelloggs: The maid waitress girl gave it to him.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, look at that. He knows firebolt now.
Kelloggs: Some dual classing bullshit there.
ParticularlyPeeved: Probably burn the house down first.
PumpkinMochi: So is that like Magic Missile, it’s a beginner level spell?
Kelloggs: It’s so rude too because she went through all that trouble to get him a knife and he’s like “I want to do magic, fuck the knife.”
PumpkinMochi: He wants to do magic right now!
Kelloggs: This will end well.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, she sleeps with the boobstring.
Kelloggs: Okay, confirmed.
Kelloggs: “Why the fuck was I dicking around with the knife this whole time? Firebolt is so much better!”
Shinzen: What was the limitation other people have in terms of spells?
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, they have to have a proper incantation.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, he can just do it without that.
ParticularlyPeeved: He left all the stupid rocks.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, what are you doing?
Kelloggs: Camera angles, you guys.
CriticalMiss: That was pretty nice.
PumpkinMochi: What was nice?
CriticalMiss: The… Her… um, damaged armor.
PumpkinMochi: What was nice about it?
CriticalMiss: Its, uh…
PumpkinMochi: I’m trying to help you out here, CriticalMiss.
CriticalMiss: It’s the south hemisphere that’s pretty nice.
Kelloggs: You’re… ergh. Goddamnit!
PumpkinMochi: Fuck you, CriticalMiss. I tried.
Kelloggs: This goddamn lolicon over here.
PumpkinMochi: I know, seriously.
PumpkinMochi: Are we in another dream sequence? What is this?
Kelloggs: This show is weird, you guys.
CriticalMiss: South Hemisphere!!
Kelloggs: Stop calling it that!
PumpkinMochi: Woah, time to roll away! If only Sane were here.
ParticularlyPeeved: Did he collect his rocks?
Kelloggs: I want a gif of him rolling away.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh hey, it’s one of those.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, please don’t have the book turn into a loli or something.
ParticularlyPeeved: For that, the book has to hang around his wrist. It’s too big here.
ParticularlyPeeved: And he ran into the wall.
Kelloggs: No, he ran into a post.
ParticularlyPeeved: No, he ran into the wall and the post fell over.
Kelloggs: I don’t know. The point is he has no idea where the fuck’s he’s going?
Kelloggs: I don’t think your house is supposed to do that.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, I think the good content is about to come. Yeah!
CriticalMiss: Uh oh.
ParticularlyPeeved: Well now he has Firebolt.
Kelloggs: Firebolt him! Firebolt him!
PumpkinMochi: Do itttttttt.
ParticularlyPeeved: We’re best friends!
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, you’ve made him mad. You wouldn’t like him when he’s mad.
ParticularlyPeeved: Now she’s gonna think that he’s conspiring against her.
Kelloggs: I don’t know what’s going on in this show anymore.
ParticularlyPeeved: I guess in episode six, she [bag girl] finally know that he’s not smart enough to conspire against anybody, and then we’ll finally get red-haired guy who’s supposed to join their party.