Pedantic Perspective Watches: DanMachi ep. 4

No Loki, boobstring-less Hestia, taking off glasses, NTR bullshit and Kelloggs making references to Pawn Stars makes this the worst episode of DanMachi to date.

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Not even moe Bell can make up for it.


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CriticalMiss: Oh, this girl is actually back.

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PumpkinMochi: Check this shit out!

SerendipitouslySane: Wait, she can just read it?

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Shinzen: No glasses.

Kelloggs: WHAT THE FUCK MAN. What the fuck. Some goddamn bullshit! All her professional charm is gone.

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SerendipitouslySane: Goddamn lolicon.

Kelloggs: Okay, so this conclusively demonstrates if you like characters without glasses better than with glasses, you’re a lolicon. And a pedophile. That’s just science.

Shinzen: AiLied would probably say something like glasses make them look old and like grandmas, I don’t know.

Kelloggs: I’m saying glasses make them look distinguished.

Shinzen: And old.

Kelloggs: I’m old, shut up.

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Kelloggs: That’s a fancy place.

Shinzen: They have elevators! Ooh.

SerendipitouslySane: That’s the least weird thing they have.

Kelloggs: I had no idea there was a store like this because I’m poor and can’t shop here.

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SerendipitouslySane: No boobstring?! This sucks!

Kelloggs: This show is just a mess of characters losing their trademark article or accessory. or whatever.

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Shinzen: Oh my god, she’s a half.

PumpkinMochi: I bet Hestia’s a racist.

Kelloggs: You’re right, she only wears glasses half the time. That’s what we’re talking about, right? That’s the only half that matters.

Boundless: Of course.

SerendipitouslySane: You’re a terrible person.

Kelloggs: She’s using the Ichika voice too, which makes the lack of glasses even more insulting.

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Kelloggs: Okay, this is the section for poor people like you. This is the artist alley of whatever this place is called.

Shinzen: This is where all the interns work.

SerendipitouslySane: How much do they pay? Can I get a job there?

PumpkinMochi: They pay you in experience.

Kelloggs: Except this isn’t a game!

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Kelloggs: I’m only interested in men with heavy armor.

PumpkinMochi: If you know what I mean?

SerendipitouslySane: I mean, he’s agility class so…

Kelloggs: Yeah, but agility classes are garbage. I mean, what do you want?

Boundless: You obviously haven’t played any game ever.

Kelloggs: What are you talking about, I never liked agility classes.

SerendipitouslySane:I mean, Shinzen alts a monk, Boundless used to main a rogue.

Kelloggs: And they’re wrong. Rogues are the worst, they’re the one class I never enjoyed.

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Shinzen: What is that?

SerendipitouslySane: A codpiece.

Kelloggs: It’s a piece of heavy armor for his…, yeah.

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SerendipitouslySane: Wait, people die when they are killed?

Kelloggs: This isn’t a game, Sane.

SerendipitouslySane: This is bullshit. I want a respawn point.

Kelloggs: Not gonna lie, Bell’s kind of moe. Just throwing that out there.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, is this the bag loli?

CriticalMiss: Yeah it is.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, maid.

Kelloggs: Hayamin!

PumpkinMochi: I could kill you ten different ways with the vegetables in this bag.

SerendipitouslySane: All of them will hurt your ass.

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Shinzen: Where’s the girl?

CriticalMiss: There.

PumpkinMochi: More of that evil smile.

Kelloggs: I don’t trust her.

ParticularlyPeeved: She’s probably stolen something, I don’t even know.

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Shinzen: Oh god, he looks so dumb.

SerendipitouslySane: This is what happens when you don’t have any transmog.

Shinzen: I hope he’s not gonna wear that for the entire show.

SerendipitouslySane: Well, if you don’t get drops…

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Kelloggs: Oh my god, cute. I want one! Where can I get a supporter?

SerendipitouslySane: See, dog people are evil!

CriticalMiss: Hey, rude.

Kelloggs: Preferably a supporter who’s not secretly evil.

Boundless: Too bad, they all are.

Kelloggs: Goddamnit.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh wow. They’re practically married now.

Kelloggs: Fucking duuude. There we go, Bell being moe again.

Kelloggs: That’s exactly what she wants! This is how you end up losing all your shit.

PumpkinMochi: Oh no, she wants his knife.

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SerendipitouslySane: OH GOD NO. SHE’S A COOK.

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Kelloggs: Ah yes, back to the good version.

PumpkinMochi: God, this guy’s so stupid. Doesn’t even know that his weapon’s missing.

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Shinzen: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Kelloggs: That was a gift from Hestia, you jerk. What a piece of shit.

PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s the gnome.

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Kelloggs: Wait, is this like Pawn Stars now? “I’ll give you 30 valis for that, it’s the best I can do. I have a friend who’s an expert in knives, let me give him a call.” For the record, I have not seen an episode of Pawn Stars and I’m basing all my knowledge off of memes.

Kelloggs: Hayamin to the rescue!

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Shinzen: So there’s only one person in the world with a hieroglyph weapon?

Boundless: That she knows.

Kelloggs: Well, she should have called her friend who’s an expert in that.

coin toss

SerendipitouslySane: This girl’s OP.

Kelloggs: What if he voluntarily gave it to her and she’s just beating up some little girl for no reason.

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Boundless: Hahahahaha.

SerendipitouslySane: Haha, her face in the back is so great.

Kelloggs: Yeah, like I dropped it last time, that’s what happened. I dropped my knife and it wasn’t stolen or anything.

Shinzen: Mmm, you know it annoys me when, like, women have clothes. I don’t know, it-

Kelloggs: Goddamnit, Shinzen!

ParticularlyPeeved: I guess that’s going on the blog.

Kelloggs: So are you gonna finish that thought or just leave it at that?

Shinzen: I guess I can leave it there. Anyway, it’s hard to see at this angle, but I’ll explain later.

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Kelloggs: Goddamn Nazi is back.

PumpkinMochi: God, you’re so rude.

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Kelloggs: And also this person. Woah, that’s a different outfit. That looks like the Monster Hunter outfit that Yozora wore in Haganai.

CLOSING THOUGHTS

Shinzen: Anyway, we didn’t get to see the girl again. But the thing I mentioned earlier, it’s like like… her robe was tucked under her boobs.

Kelloggs: Oh, so it didn’t drape down, there was some mystical force holding it back toward her body and under her breasts.

Shinzen: Yeah.

Kelloggs: Okay I can imagine the concept you’re talking about and yeah, that’s-

SerendipitouslySane: You know what they need for it to make sense?

Kelloggs: A boobstring?

SerendipitouslySane: Exactly. This is the dawn of a new kind of fashion.

Kelloggs: Maybe everyone else is using some kind of fishing line that you can’t see.

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Kelloggs: NTR bullshit up in here. Fuck this, this episode was terrible. You have contacts and NTR bullshit. This is the worst episode.

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