No Loki, boobstring-less Hestia, taking off glasses, NTR bullshit and Kelloggs making references to Pawn Stars makes this the worst episode of DanMachi to date.
CriticalMiss: Oh, this girl is actually back.
PumpkinMochi: Check this shit out!
SerendipitouslySane: Wait, she can just read it?
Shinzen: No glasses.
Kelloggs: WHAT THE FUCK MAN. What the fuck. Some goddamn bullshit! All her professional charm is gone.
SerendipitouslySane: Goddamn lolicon.
Kelloggs: Okay, so this conclusively demonstrates if you like characters without glasses better than with glasses, you’re a lolicon. And a pedophile. That’s just science.
Shinzen: AiLied would probably say something like glasses make them look old and like grandmas, I don’t know.
Kelloggs: I’m saying glasses make them look distinguished.
Shinzen: And old.
Kelloggs: I’m old, shut up.
Kelloggs: That’s a fancy place.
Shinzen: They have elevators! Ooh.
SerendipitouslySane: That’s the least weird thing they have.
SerendipitouslySane: No boobstring?! This sucks!
Kelloggs: This show is just a mess of characters losing their trademark article or accessory. or whatever.
Shinzen: Oh my god, she’s a half.
PumpkinMochi: I bet Hestia’s a racist.
Kelloggs: You’re right, she only wears glasses half the time. That’s what we’re talking about, right? That’s the only half that matters.
Boundless: Of course.
SerendipitouslySane: You’re a terrible person.
Kelloggs: She’s using the Ichika voice too, which makes the lack of glasses even more insulting.
Kelloggs: Okay, this is the section for poor people like you. This is the artist alley of whatever this place is called.
Shinzen: This is where all the interns work.
SerendipitouslySane: How much do they pay? Can I get a job there?
PumpkinMochi: They pay you in experience.
Kelloggs: Except this isn’t a game!
Kelloggs: I’m only interested in men with heavy armor.
PumpkinMochi: If you know what I mean?
SerendipitouslySane: I mean, he’s agility class so…
Kelloggs: Yeah, but agility classes are garbage. I mean, what do you want?
Boundless: You obviously haven’t played any game ever.
Kelloggs: What are you talking about, I never liked agility classes.
SerendipitouslySane:I mean, Shinzen alts a monk, Boundless used to main a rogue.
Kelloggs: And they’re wrong. Rogues are the worst, they’re the one class I never enjoyed.
Shinzen: What is that?
SerendipitouslySane: A codpiece.
Kelloggs: It’s a piece of heavy armor for his…, yeah.
SerendipitouslySane: Wait, people die when they are killed?
Kelloggs: This isn’t a game, Sane.
SerendipitouslySane: This is bullshit. I want a respawn point.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, is this the bag loli?
CriticalMiss: Yeah it is.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, maid.
SerendipitouslySane: All of them will hurt your ass.
Shinzen: Where’s the girl?
PumpkinMochi: More of that evil smile.
Kelloggs: I don’t trust her.
ParticularlyPeeved: She’s probably stolen something, I don’t even know.
Shinzen: Oh god, he looks so dumb.
SerendipitouslySane: This is what happens when you don’t have any transmog.
Shinzen: I hope he’s not gonna wear that for the entire show.
SerendipitouslySane: Well, if you don’t get drops…
Kelloggs: Oh my god, cute. I want one! Where can I get a supporter?
SerendipitouslySane: See, dog people are evil!
CriticalMiss: Hey, rude.
Kelloggs: Preferably a supporter who’s not secretly evil.
Boundless: Too bad, they all are.
PumpkinMochi: Oh wow. They’re practically married now.
Kelloggs: Fucking duuude. There we go, Bell being moe again.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no, she wants his knife.
SerendipitouslySane: OH GOD NO. SHE’S A COOK.
Kelloggs: Ah yes, back to the good version.
PumpkinMochi: God, this guy’s so stupid. Doesn’t even know that his weapon’s missing.
Kelloggs: That was a gift from Hestia, you jerk. What a piece of shit.
PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s the gnome.
Kelloggs: Wait, is this like Pawn Stars now? “I’ll give you 30 valis for that, it’s the best I can do. I have a friend who’s an expert in knives, let me give him a call.” For the record, I have not seen an episode of Pawn Stars and I’m basing all my knowledge off of memes.
Kelloggs: Hayamin to the rescue!
Shinzen: So there’s only one person in the world with a hieroglyph weapon?
Boundless: That she knows.
Kelloggs: Well, she should have called her friend who’s an expert in that.
SerendipitouslySane: This girl’s OP.
Kelloggs: What if he voluntarily gave it to her and she’s just beating up some little girl for no reason.
SerendipitouslySane: Haha, her face in the back is so great.
Shinzen: Mmm, you know it annoys me when, like, women have clothes. I don’t know, it-
Kelloggs: Goddamnit, Shinzen!
ParticularlyPeeved: I guess that’s going on the blog.
Kelloggs: So are you gonna finish that thought or just leave it at that?
Shinzen: I guess I can leave it there. Anyway, it’s hard to see at this angle, but I’ll explain later.
Kelloggs: Goddamn Nazi is back.
PumpkinMochi: God, you’re so rude.
Kelloggs: And also this person. Woah, that’s a different outfit. That looks like the Monster Hunter outfit that Yozora wore in Haganai.
Shinzen: Anyway, we didn’t get to see the girl again. But the thing I mentioned earlier, it’s like like… her robe was tucked under her boobs.
Kelloggs: Oh, so it didn’t drape down, there was some mystical force holding it back toward her body and under her breasts.
Kelloggs: Okay I can imagine the concept you’re talking about and yeah, that’s-
SerendipitouslySane: You know what they need for it to make sense?
Kelloggs: A boobstring?
SerendipitouslySane: Exactly. This is the dawn of a new kind of fashion.
Kelloggs: Maybe everyone else is using some kind of fishing line that you can’t see.
Kelloggs: NTR bullshit up in here. Fuck this, this episode was terrible. You have contacts and NTR bullshit. This is the worst episode.