This time on Yamada-kun, ParticularlyPeeved gets… peeved over room cleanliness while I get annoyed about an inability to lock doors. In addition, the body swapping shenanigans take it up a notch as a new character enters the fray.
Shinzen: Why are there cobwebs?
ParticularlyPeeved: Because it was a not-used room.
Kelloggs: Because the club hasn’t had activities in a long time.
Shinzen: Where’s the janitor?
Kelloggs: He’s dead.
ParticularlyPeeved: I thought they kept the room off-limits or something.
Kelloggs: We have no way to reject her! The only choice we have is to accept her. We didn’t implement that part of the code so there’s no reject applicant option.
Kelloggs: Yep! Nothing supernatural here.
Shinzen: It’s perfect. She can just do whatever she wants.
ParticularlyPeeved: And she’s gonna bend it with her hand.
ParticularlyPeeved: Yep, there we go.
Kelloggs: She’s rubbing her spoon if you know what I mean.
PumpkinMochi: That seems legit.
ParticularlyPeeved: You’re not an expert, that’s why you don’t know.
Kelloggs: Just don’t appreciate the actual origin of this amazing stone.
Kelloggs: Wow rude.
CriticalMiss: Why is he here again?
ParticularlyPeeved: I mean, these three all have reasons to be there. I don’t know why that new girl just walked in and then walked out.
PumpkinMochi: She likes supernatural stuff.
Kelloggs: Yeah, she was looking for the supernatural club to re-form. That’s-
ParticularlyPeeved: Somehow she managed to find it at the exact moment when he ripped off the notice that was in front of it.
PumpkinMochi: Look, if she can bend spoons-
Kelloggs: I’m just saying it’s not that unbelievable that she was walking down the hall after he ripped it off and going “Whoa, I didn’t see this sign before, what’s going on? I will check it out?” That’s the least of her problems right now.
CriticalMiss: Wait, was the last anime about a supernatural club also an anime about witches?
PumpkinMochi: Which one?
ParticularlyPeeved: There was a club?
PumpkinMochi: Oh, there was that one guy who was trying to find the magic swimsuit.
ParticularlyPeeved: Ohhhh, now I remember. That was quite the swimsuit.
Shinzen: So when are they gonna turn into witches.
PumpkinMochi: I hope soon.
Kelloggs: Never. The witch hats are a red herring, there are no witches. That’s the twist!
PumpkinMochi: Oh, they have a horsehead mask.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why don’t they clean up the room a bit?
ParticularlyPeeved: She’s gonna clean up, why are you so mad?
Kelloggs: See, you can trick her into cleaning your clubroom and then kick her out.
ParticularlyPeeved: You should! She kind of cleaned up your room.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, what an ass.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why are you whispering? You should tell him to do it. Why would it cause problems? There we go.
Kelloggs: Yeah, she did 90% of the work, what a jerk.
PumpkinMochi: How dare she make our room cleaner.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why do you want to switch bodies?
Kelloggs: Why wouldn’t you want to switch bodies?
Kelloggs: See there we go. Now it’s clean.
Shinzen: I thought he didn’t care about his grades.
PumpkinMochi: He doesn’t want to get expelled.
Kelloggs: I think he should try being less stupid.
ParticularlyPeeved: WILL YOU JUST DO IT ALREADY.
Shinzen: Noooooooooo… It”s all ruined!
Kelloggs: Teenagers kissing?! This has never happened before!
Shinzen: They were just using this club to make out with each other!
ParticularlyPeeved: While the other guy just… stands there.
Kelloggs: I’m so sad that no one cares about my made-up stories!
Kelloggs: You’ll pay for rejecting the supernatural!
PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, why didn’t white-haired guy just stand by the door and hold it shut! Wait, is that a hot dog?
PumpkinMochi: Also an imouto?
Shinzen: It’s not a hot dog. It’s a… thingamabob.
Shinzen: Yeah, yakisoba pan or something.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no!
ParticularlyPeeved: Look at his face!
Kelloggs: I just went down to the local Kinko’s and had 500 copies of this made.
CriticalMiss: So he knows how to do that.
PumpkinMochi: Maybe you should have done that to keep the door closed earlier!
Kelloggs: This is getting uncomfortable, you guys.
ParticularlyPeeved: This is pretty much arrestable material.
Kelloggs: Oh, she’s blushing now, it’s okay.
Kelloggs: Hahahaha. And it begins!
Shinzen: What if that left permanent lasting damage on the guy- on yourself?
CriticalMiss: He’s gonna strip herself first.
ParticularlyPeeved: God, CriticalMiss…
PumpkinMochi: Because she’s the one that started the rumors.
Kelloggs: “Yeah, I made that all up, I’m sorry.”
PumpkinMochi: He’s still doing his stupid hip swaying thing.
ParticularlyPeeved: And nobody believed her anyway. Because she’s an idiot.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, she makes up crazy shit all the time.
ParticularlyPeeved: So he found another girl who has no friends and now he’s gonna feel bad.
Kelloggs: Oh god, he’s on the loose!
PumpkinMochi: Wait, you can lock the door!?!
ParticularlyPeeved: He just walked out of the window.
PumpkinMochi: You mother-, you could’ve locked the door.
ParticularlyPeeved: No, he said he did lock the door.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, but why couldn’t he locked the door for the kiss, then this whole situation would have been unnecessary.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh okay, that’s a different problem. But I’m guessing they locked the door from the outside, right? I don’t know.
Kelloggs: What the hell?
ParticularlyPeeved: This is awesome! He’s better than Shirou!
PumpkinMochi: Umm.. what? I don’t see how this is gonna help.
ParticularlyPeeved: What are you doing?
Kelloggs: Dear god, what the fuck?
PumpkinMochi: You could have just asked!
Kelloggs: No, he’s obviously much better equipped to check her pockets than she, I mean, he is.
PumpkinMochi: She paid money for that stuff? What a dumbass.
Kelloggs: A lot of money by the looks of it. That was like $450 worth of shit.
PumpkinMochi: She’s ruining his reputation!
Kelloggs: No matter how you look at it, it’s their fault she’s not popular.
PumpkinMochi: Is this gonna be a thing now?
ParticularlyPeeved: Woah, his neck’s broken.
Kelloggs: That’s what happens when you get hit by the Crushing Tornado Kick.
ParticularlyPeeved: So that’s two out of the seven witches.
PumpkinMochi: But they’re not even witches yet.
ParticularlyPeeved: Whatever, doesn’t even matter. Maybe the white-haired guy is a witch as well.
Kelloggs: So I gave you the fake application form before, here’s the real one.
ParticularlyPeeved: I think that’s the one she filled out the first time.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, it’s the one she threw on the ground.
Kelloggs: You can have this back.
Kelloggs: I’m sorry.
Kelloggs: Uh oh.
PumpkinMochi: What? Wait, they switched?
ParticularlyPeeved: How do you even do this.
Shinzen: It’s sort of a less tame version of when you fall on girls and get them pregnant.
ParticularlyPeeved: I mean, how does he even fall that way.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, they’re actually gonna try the switch if you’re in a different body.
Kelloggs: Uh, so is this gay?
PumpkinMochi: Oh it worked.
ParticularlyPeeved: So who’s in whose-
PumpkinMochi: White-haired guy is in her body.
Shinzen: Oh my god.
PumpkinMochi: Oh here we go!
Kelloggs: What is going on?
Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK.
Kelloggs: So… was this gay?
PumpkinMochi: It’s everything, I don’t even know.
CriticalMiss: I’m so lost about who is who now.
ParticularlyPeeved: The thing is, they didn’t do the one check which was if two people were switched, would that switch them?
Kelloggs: I thought that we established that Yamada has to be one of the two people kissing for it to work.
ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think they actually established that. And they never showed the yuri kiss, which is kind of disappointing.
CriticalMiss: Oh, the paper says that she doesn’t want to go to college.
Kelloggs: So no witches yet, but I’m very okay with just body switching comedy.
ParticularlyPeeved: I was so confused at the end though.
Kelloggs: I think at that point, Yamada was in Shirashi and white-haired guy was in red-haired girl’s body.
CriticalMiss: I think that the yuri scene was actually between two guys.
ParticularlyPeeved: It gets kind of hard for everyone to get back in their own body without the right combination. By the final episode, it’ll be a math problem: what are the minimum number of moves needed to make sure everyone’s in their correct bodies?