Pedantic Perspective Watches: DanMachi ep. 3

Though we did record something for the second episode, it was kind of boring and I didn’t feel up to making a post about it. Fortunately, this week’s episode of DanMachi was more fun and featured more of best girl Loki.

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floatingaway

Shinzen: Woah, what the heck. That looks so weird without the ground for context.

Boundless: Yeah, I thought they were going upstairs somehow.

Shinzen: I thought they were just flying up.

Kelloggs: Somebody put a flyaway cheat on. Wait, crap. I have to remind myself this isn’t a game.

Shinzen: Oh yeah, you’re right. It’s not a game.

Kelloggs: I know, it’s so confusing.

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PumpkinMochi: If only there was some god that had no standards.

Shinzen: LOL

Kelloggs: Wow. Motherfu… that’s the rudest thing you ever said.

Boundless: He has to find a god that actually has benevolence unlike Loki. Look at her, framed in light.

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Kelloggs: See, how can you hate her? Now he’s in the light too.

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Kelloggs: “So I’m gonna die first.” I always hate that technique of like, I don’t want to lose anyone close to me so I’m gonna go into a hopeless battle and probably die and then you’re gonna have to deal with not having me.

PumpkinMochi: Not my problem anymore!

Kelloggs: It’s always played as a “gotta protect my family” selfless thing butit tends to come off as pretty selfish.

Boundless: Well, they usually counter it with exactly that, the love interest saying “I don’t want you to die either, that’s you being selfish.”

Kelloggs: Sometimes they do that, but I wish they wouldn’t say that in the first place.

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ParticularlyPeeved: This opening should be replaced with Shiny Teeth and Me.

Shinzen: Yes.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh my god, that gnome. Every time, it’s like-

Kelloggs: There’s a gnome? I’m too busy looking at the Hayamin character.

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Kelloggs: Not gonna lie, I’m looking forward to backpack girl and what her deal is. What’s in the bag?

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ParticularlyPeeved: They seem pretty happy.

Boundless: They looked really happy.

Kelloggs: What does having one’s soul sucked out look like?

Boundless: This makes me worried that it’s a succubus that escaped.

ParticularlyPeeved: Needs more succubuses. Succubi? Whatever.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Wait, this is supposed to be- really? Let me see him again.

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ParticularlyPeeved: AHAHAHAHAHA. Okay then.

Kelloggs: Were you watching with us last week, I can’t remember.

ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t remember seeing him.

Kelloggs: Because when they mentioned him as Ganesha, I was like, that’s probably really offensive but I’m not sure.

ParticularlyPeeved: So he is the elephant god, which is correct. But his entire head is supposed to be an elephant head. I guess a mask is good enough.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh hey. Yeah! Look, they’re on a date, Kelloggs! If you don’t support Loki, you don’t support yuri.

Kelloggs: Sighhhhhhhh… why do you gotta do this to me?

PumpkinMochi: You did it to yourself by picking a shitty god.

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Shinzen: Why was this monkey attacking him again? I don’t remember.

ParticularlyPeeved: It was chasing after Hestia, and then I think it just started chasing him instead.

Kelloggs: This is the part where she shows up to save him, right?

PumpkinMochi: Oh, is it gonna be blond girl again, saving his ass.

ParticularlyPeeved: No, she’s coming.

Boundless: I feel like it might be Hestia this time with the dagger instead.

Kelloggs: Yeah, remember when he said, “I wondered if she escaped.” She’s gonna come back and save him now.

monkey attack

Boundless: Oh, never mind.

Aiz slash

Kelloggs: Wait, no it’s not. What the fuck? I don’t even know what’s going on in this show!

Shinzen: Misdirection!

PumpkinMochi: God, what is she trying to do?Loki wants to rule Ass-gard

Kelloggs: Fricking Loki! “I just want to touch your ass!”

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Kelloggs: There she is!

Shinzen: Are those cowbells on her hair?

rolling down stairs

PumpkinMochi: And then they swapped bodies?

Kelloggs: Wait, woah woah woah woah woah. It looked like the door broke before they reached it.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, was there a frame missing there?

Kelloggs: Yeah, they were still three steps up when the door shattered and revealed them. I could see how they did the stunts there. Their breakaway door went off too soon.

ParticularlyPeeved: They had automatic sensors to cause the door to blow apart when you’re a certain distance away.

Kelloggs: They need to fire their effects team.

ParticularlyPeeved: But it was designed that way.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh my god…

Kelloggs: Hahahaha.

magic door

ParticularlyPeeved: Are they gonna wallclimb? Wait, it’s a door!?

Kelloggs: I think he’s played this game before, he knows where all the secret passages are.

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PumpkinMochi: He’s gonna level up right now.

Kelloggs: When he levels up, he’ll end up with full health and mana. But this isn’t a game.

CriticalMiss: Just give him the sword! Ten minutes have passed in the episode already.

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Shinzen: This part of the town is surprisingly deserted.

PumpkinMochi: They’re all hiding from the monkey.

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ParticularlyPeeved: But it’s not over 9000.

Shinzen: No, you gotta wait until the last episode for that. I’m sure they’ll make that joke eventually.

ParticularlyPeeved: And his hair will stand up then.

Shinzen: Wonder how that works. Do you have experience points gathered up and then you have to apply them?

Kelloggs: I still can’t comprehend how this is not a game.

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Boundless: So it’s a heirloom weapon.

Kelloggs: Yeah, I was about to say, it’s a heirloom weapon.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Believe in yourself, yes!

Kelloggs: This show is basically Baby Steps, is what we’re saying.

stripping monkey armor

CriticalMiss: Wait, did he just unlock the-

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, he just cut off the chains after cutting off the mouthguard thing.

ParticularlyPeeved: He’s basically stripping the gorilla. It’s gonna get embarrassed and start blushing in a bit.

Kelloggs: Kyaa~! Senpai saw my face!

criticalhit

Kelloggs: I just gave you that knife! And you’re just leaving it? Dude! Oh, that’s all it took? I guess its HP was almost at zero so one more hit was all it took. Except this isn’t a fucking game!

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, that’s where all the people were!

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Shinzen: Wait, so has she always had those cowbell things on her hair?

Boundless: Yes.

Shinzen: I never noticed them until this episode.

Boundless: Well, her face is up here. The boobstring can distract you though.

ParticularlyPeeved: He should get his knife back.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh yay, she died.

Kelloggs: Wow. Woooooow.

Shinzen: You know, this way, he can now- The love interest is gone, so it supports your non-harem end, Kelloggs. Hestia can live forever in Bell’s heart, and Bell can pursue the blond-haired girl.

Kelloggs: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… no thank you.

ganesha dance

ParticularlyPeeved: What is wrong with you?

Boundless: YAT-TER-MAN!

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ParticularlyPeeved: Okay good, at least he got it back.

Kelloggs: Awww… she’s so sweet. It’s a family story, you guys.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, it’s bag girl. Wait, did he just punch her in the head? He seems like a dick.

Kelloggs: What’s in the bag?

CriticalMiss: That’s just like the bag of, umm what’s her name.

Kelloggs: Hachikuji? I think I said that last week like, oh look it’s someone who stole Hachikuji’s bag.

ParticularlyPeeved: Did she smile in a weird way?

Boundless: I thought so too. She’s like, “Alright, I’ll party with you, you kill all the mobs. Then I’ll kill you and take all the loot.”

Kelloggs: How do you think her bag got so full?

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Boundless: Chibi Loki looks kind of funny.

Kelloggs: This looks like Dark Legacy Comics.

Boundless: It does.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Woo, butts!

PumpkinMochi: I knew it! She’s whoring herself out to pay for the dagger.

Kelloggs: What are you talking about, this is noble work that she’s doing.

CriticalMiss: This is pretty nice.

Boundless: Well, this was more entertaining than last week.

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