The new season is upon us, and it’s time to pick a QUALITY show for us to group watch. Our first candidate is the verbosely titled Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka, which translates to… well… what you see below.
Kelloggs: ♫ What if God was one of us ♫
Shinzen: It’s a show about family!
PumpkinMochi: Oh perfect.
PumpkinMochi: I bet that won’t last.
Kelloggs: Don’t you just hate rocks?
Shinzen: Hey, maybe he’s got problems and can’t bend his legs.
Kelloggs: Wait, is the dude being saved by a girl now? This is a progressive show, you guys!
PumpkinMochi: Just wait until she goes doki doki for him.
Boundless: Doki doki!
ParticularlyPeeved: And apparently there’s gonna be a loli that goes doki doki for him.
Kelloggs: Hey, stop spoiling this shit.
ParticularlyPeeved: It’s in the synopsis!
Kelloggs: I didn’t read the synopsis!
PumpkinMochi: Just covered in blood, no big deal. Happens all the time.
SerendipitouslySane: He thinks he’s a death knight.
Kelloggs: He’s gonna be someone whose highest stat is luck, those people are bullshit.
SerendipitouslySane: I’ll be careful next time.
Kelloggs: Wouldn’t you?
Boundless: Is the MC’s voice Kirito?
Kelloggs: No, I don’t think so but I’ll check. Oh, it is.
SerendipitouslySane: You couldn’t tell because he’s too underpowered here.
Kelloggs: Oh hello! And we’ve hit a snag.
Shinzen: What a shitty family.
SerendipitouslySane: Yeah, seriously.
Kelloggs: Hey hey hey, one imouto’s all you need.
Kelloggs: Oh my god, it’s that thing. Everyone was complaining about the boob string.
Shinzen: But it’s for support.
PumpkinMochi: I wonder why.
SerendipitouslySane: Because she’s shit. Are they having cocaine?
Shinzen: I remember reading somewhere that Kirito’s voice actor was going to a con, can’t remember which one it was though. Did you think that he was whatshisface, Eren’s voice actor?
Shinzen: That’s what I thought too for the longest time. Then I saw that con and it had a different name for Kirito’s voice actor. Who’s Eren’s voice actor again?
Kelloggs: Yuki Kaji.
PumpkinMochi: You guys are missing out on all the important family shit.
Kelloggs: No, I saw her thighs.
PumpkinMochi: His stats!
Kelloggs: Talking about the elf girl from earlier right?
PumpkinMochi: Who else would it be?
Shinzen: Wouldn’t that be uncomfortable?
Shinzen: The boob support.
Kelloggs: There’s all sorts of things wrong with the boob string, I’ve just accepted that.
Shinzen: Is that his level up?
SerendipitouslySane: Skill level up.
Boundless: I can’t tell if that’s kind of cool or really silly.
Shinzen: The stats part or the boob string?
SerendipitouslySane: The whole show.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, hello Maid.
Shinzen: Here you go, have some free food.
Boundless: She must be a mage.
SerendipitouslySane: Should have gotten a loot-a-rang.
Kelloggs: I just want to eat my five pounds of spaghetti in peace.
SerendipitouslySane: Oh my god, brown people.
Shinzen: Oh my god, cat people.
Kelloggs: Oh my god, Gimli.
CriticalMiss: Oh my god, ponytail.
Kelloggs: Oh my god, ZR.
SerendipitouslySane: That’s pretty nice ZR.
Shinzen: Is that a girl? I guess it’s a girl.
Kelloggs: I hope that’s a girl.
PumpkinMochi: So, is that Loki?
SerendipitouslySane: No, Loki’s their god.
Kelloggs: No, that’s Loki. Remember that God is one of us?
Kelloggs: This scene is so dumb…
ParticularlyPeeved: Gimli and Legolas don’t find this amusing.
Shinzen: Oh my god, really?
SerendipitouslySane: The writing is so terrible.
SerendipitouslySane: I kinda like that effect, it’s sort of cool.
Shinzen: It is cool, but it’s also gross. I guess that’s why it’s cool.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh no, the Titans are going to attack.
SerendipitouslySane: On that day, humanity was given a grim reminder.
Kelloggs: It’s not okay to pick up girls in a dungeon.
SerendipitouslySane: It’s not okay to support your boobs with string.
ParticularlyPeeved: That’s the name of the show?! Oh god, I didn’t know that’s what it translated to.
SerendipitouslySane: This is a pretty tepid show.
Kelloggs: Fucking dropped.
SerendipitouslySane: I’ll give it two more episodes, but it’s pretty mediocre.
CriticalMiss: I’m not gonna give it any more episodes.
PumpkinMochi: But it had a loli… kind of. With boobs, and she was barefoot all the time. That’s right up your alley.
Shinzen: I feel like this show is gonna be… Considering the hype around it, I feel like this show is gonna be sorta popular which makes me want to watch it.
PumpkinMochi: I don’t think it’s that hyped.
Shinzen: Really? I heard about it a while back.
Kelloggs: I feel like the hype is just people saying, “Holy crap, this is gonna be so dumb.”
PumpkinMochi: Yeah. The title’s what made me interested in the show but I don’t think I’ll be watching any more of this.