Only one more episode to go of this show. It’ll be missed (not really) once it’s over, but we already have the second season to look forward to.
PumpkinMochi: Oh right, he got burnt to a crisp last time.
Kelloggs: Oh wow, stepping on him? Rude, disrespecting!
ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t even remember who that was.
PumpkinMochi: That’s Wolverine.
SerendipitouslySane: He got burnt, but somehow is alive.
PumpkinMochi: He molted.
CriticalMiss: Wait, what happened last week?
Kelloggs: Maria got boobs, I know you’re sad, CriticalMiss.
CriticalMiss: NO. NO. I like boobs.
PumpkinMochi: You sound very convincing there, “I like boobs. I’m not a lolicon.”
CriticalMiss: I’m not. Also, is this the final episode?
PumpkinMochi: No, there’s one more.
Kelloggs: I want to get off Mr. Basara’s Wild Ride.
CriticalMiss: Actually, I really want the fang girl to come back.
PumpkinMochi: Makes sense, she’s the second most loli character in the show.
Kelloggs: Why isn’t Commie subbing this and adding a dick to Basara?
SerendipitouslySane: Because it’s not as bad as Cross Ange.
Kelloggs: Yeah, what the hell CriticalMiss? (Fun Fact: CriticalMiss enjoys watching Cross Ange for its deep story and realistic characters.)
CriticalMiss: Cross Ange has Mizuki Nana and Tamura Yukari kissing.
Kelloggs: I could get that from Nanoha doujins.
CriticalMiss: But Nanoha isn’t airing right now.
Kelloggs: It is in my heart. Also if I decide to watch A’s and StrikerS, it is.
Kelloggs: Don’t talk shit about Wilbert and his father!
SerendipitouslySane: You’re actually paying attention?
Kelloggs: We got tired of drawing him, so let’s just make him invisible. We don’t have to think about the relative position of the two fighters now.
PumpkinMochi: Have they said anything besides “Basara!” yet?
ParticularlyPeeved: Yeah, one of them said “Look out!” earlier.
PumpkinMochi: Also, why are they just standing around instead of helping?
Kelloggs: This is a man’s fight, Mochi.
PumpkinMochi: Oh… so they should go in the kitchen.
Kelloggs: No, they need to get back in the bathroom with the cake. Or the living room with a 4K camera.
PumpkinMochi Oh good, more “Basara!”
SerendipitouslySane: This show is so much better when they focus on boobs.
PumpkinMochi: Wait, so is he channeling her (Maria’s mother) power to dominate Basara’s mind?
SerendipitouslySane: Oh please no. This is the start of a yaoi doujin.
PumpkinMochi: Is this all happening in his mind?
Kelloggs: He did say die in dreams of bliss. I don’t know whether this show has gotten better or… not better.
SerendipitouslySane: “Please, I’m trying to die here. Just leave me alone and let me die here in peace.”
Kelloggs: What is going on.
PumpkinMochi: This is the danger of the harem end.
Kelloggs: Just say his name some more. I’m sure it’ll work this time.
Kelloggs: His grip on his sword tightens. If you know what I mean.
SerendipitouslySane: God, are you secretly Stephanie Meyer or something?
Kelloggs: If I was, I wouldn’t be writing for this blog.
SerendipitouslySane: Why are her hands positioned to grab boobs?
Kelloggs: Always got to be prepared. Never know when boobs might show up that need to be grabbed.
Kelloggs: Is that the succubus equivalent of “I have an headache.”? “My transformation power can only be used once.” Today I learned that demons don’t do foreplay.
Kelloggs: I’m not sure if her face looks different because she transformed or because they forgot how to draw her face.
SerendipitouslySane: Wait, did he kill her mom?
PumpkinMochi: So he just lost all leverage then.
SerendipitouslySane: Yeah, what the fuck.
Kelloggs: Now she’s going change to- Oh, she already has huge boobs.
Kelloggs: I didn’t even know she was still there.
SerendipitouslySane: I don’t think you were siblings to begin with.
Kelloggs: They need to do more sibling-like things, like the other stuff in the good episodes. You know, sibling stuff.
SerendipitouslySane: Hey according to anime, it’s entirely legit.
ParticularlyPeeved; By the way, your mom sort of died five minutes ago. Do you remember that, Maria? Hey. Hey Maria. Hey!
Kelloggs: Hey! Listen!
PumpkinMochi: Oh hello.
Peeved: I guess she’s okay.
Kelloggs: This whole show’s bullshit.
SerendipitouslySane: How is her mom more loli than she is?
Kelloggs: What are you talking about? Her mom wasn’t that loli.
ParticularlyPeeved: That’s a fancy access card.
Kelloggs: He’s hacking, guys. He’s a super hacker.
ParticularlyPeeved: “I want to join your harem.”
ParticularlyPeeved: “Behold as I reveal my face. Now I will poke your eyes out.”
SerendipitouslySane: Why is he giving her a princess carry?
ParticularlyPeeved: Because… um…
ParticularlyPeeved: So they’re in a dragon or some bullshit.
SerendipitouslySane: That’s one hell of an interior decorating job.
PumpkinMochi: Oh god, is it gonna melt their clothes off?
Kelloggs: This is gonna end well. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
PumpkinMochi: So the question is are they gonna be naked by the end of this episode or will they save that for next week?
Boundless: I give it ten minutes into the next episode.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why doesn’t he just kill him already?
Kelloggs: I don’t know what you just said.
PumpkinMochi: His power does whatever the plot needs it to do.
ParticularlyPeeved: He’ll probably end up erasing stuff and a lot of clothes.
CriticalMiss: They should all go.
SerendipitouslySane: It’ll be like a picnic.
Kelloggs: Nice of the tentacles to take a break to allow them to talk.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why don’t they just kill her?
PumpkinMochi: No, he needs to do the master-servant pact with her too.
SerendipitouslySane: There’s still gonna be another week of this shit?
PumpkinMochi: Well yeah, they need to show the exciting conclusion.
ParticularlyPeeved: They need to get out of the monster’s body and their clothes have to disappear too.
SerendipitouslySane: I don’t know if the episode could have been more boring than that.
Kelloggs: That was pretty bad. We were almost on to something when he put him into the dream world, but nah.
SerendipitouslySane: Nah, we’re actually gonna try and have a story.
ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think they had a story either.
SerendipitouslySane: That’s the point. When they try to have a story, they fail miserably.
ParticularlyPeeved: “Basara!” “Basara!” “BASARAAAAA!” “Look out.”
CriticalMiss: So why is the school doctor in the ending?
PumpkinMochi: She’s probably a demon or hero, and she’ll show up in the final episode.
SerendipitouslySane: I’m fully expecting the guy to make a contract with all the characters. Including Lars.
PumpkinMochi: That was the other terms of their agreement.