Pedantic Perspective Watches: Shinmai Maou no Testament ep. 7

It seems that Shinmai Maou no Testament is alternating between boring plot-centric episodes and fan-service-filled episodes. Unfortunately, this week’s episode is one of the former.

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Testament cars

ParticularlyPeeved: Wow, that one scene had more animation than the entire last episode of World Break.

CriticalMiss: Was it that bad?

ParticularlyPeeved: I’m exaggerating a little bit, but yeah kind of.

PumpkinMochi: I don’t know, this is IMS. This could get bad really quickly.

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Kelloggs: CriticalMiss, if you could have a sex bot, you’d make it look like Maria, wouldn’t you?

CriticalMiss: Eughh…… why?

Kelloggs: It seems like something you’d do.

CriticalMiss: No, I’m not a goddamn lolicon.

Kelloggs: I thought we established you were.

CriticalMiss: No, I’m still debating, I’m not.

Kelloggs: So you’re still deciding, you might become one later.

PumpkinMochi: You’re examining the pros and cons of being one?

CriticalMiss: One thing, if you guys keep claiming that I’m a lolicon, I may actually become one because similar things actually happened to me.

Kelloggs: The power of suggestion.

CriticalMiss: Well, there was one time where everybody around me was claiming that I had a foot fetish. And then…

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Our faces when we learn about CriticalMiss’s kinks.

whirlwind

Kelloggs: Dat whirlwind graphics. Wait, is that the same bridge from Imocho?

PumpkinMochi: Yes, let’s go with yes.

Kelloggs: There’s only one bridge like that in Japan.

PumpkinMochi: It’s like the Tokyo Tower of bridges.

Kelloggs:  It’s the bridge that the sister fell off of and died and had to start haunting the whatever.

ParticularlyPeeved: I thought she got run over by a car.

Kelloggs: I could have sworn she fell off stairs.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Something’s wrong with your face, I’m not sure what.

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PumpkinMochi: Wait, are they fighting in a mall? Is this gonna be Absolute Duo again?

Kelloggs: This is all happening in the mall, we established that.

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Kelloggs: …if you know what i mean.

CriticalMiss: She’s now able to deal with the spear right?

PumpkinMochi: Yes, she trained with Basara’s spear very thoroughly.

Kelloggs: Stop explaining what you’re doing, no one cares.

flooding

Kelloggs: BLUEEEEE

CriticalMiss: They would need a lot of water to fill the whole mall.

Kelloggs: The mall is a variable segment of spacetime that adjusts its size and shape to whatever the show needs.

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Kelloggs: So this is still inside the mall right?

ParticularlyPeeved: No, this is the roof.

Kelloggs: No, I’m saying they never left the mall. The whole world is a giant mall.

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PumpkinMochi: I like how her clothes exploded, but there’s still that tiny piece of fabric left to cover her nipple.

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Kelloggs: Augh.

CriticalMiss: They need to do quality censorship again.

Kelloggs: I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

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CriticalMiss: Is she jealous?

ParticularlyPeeved: Why not? Also, is she on Basara’s side?

Kelloggs: No, she’s gonna attack him now.

ParticularlyPeeved: But why?

Kelloggs: Because she’s one of the knights that wants to fight him.

ParticularlyPeeved: But she didn’t.

Kelloggs: Now she does, she’s a very complex character.

ParticularlyPeeved: Then why does the other one not want to fight him anymore?

Kelloggs: Because she got saved by him and doesn’t want to hurt him.

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Kelloggs: Yes, we’re back inside the mall within a mall.

ParticularlyPeeved: Apparently that mall has no drainage whatsoever.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, it’s a whirlpool now.

Kelloggs: Oh God, someone pulled the plug.

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh my God, the city’s out of water.

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CriticalMiss: Shouldn’t the water have come out first from the first floor?

Kelloggs: It’s magic water, don’t worry about it.

CriticalMiss: If you ran out of water, the entire city would be really pissed right now.

Kelloggs: There’s only no water inside the mall. Everywhere else is fine. Remember, this is all a mall. It’s like those dimensions in Shana but with malls.

CriticalMiss: it’s almost the halfway point, and the battle’s still going on.

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Kelloggs: Yes, you totally can. You should leave her alone, and go home to do harem shit.

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PumpkinMochi: Awwww

Kelloggs: No no no, that’s backward. The brother must protect the sister.

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PumpkinMochi: Hey, her clothes have magically fixed themselves.

CriticalMiss: Fang!

Kelloggs: You mean bad things happen to other people? The world doesn’t revolve around me?

CriticalMiss: So she’s another new sister?

ParticularlyPeeved: I think that’s already been established when she called him onii-chan.

Kelloggs: At this point, you’re better off just assuming everyone’s his sister.

CriticalMiss: Including that guy that never opens his eyes?

Kelloggs: He’s a sister.

ParticularlyPeeved: Her clothes are really regenerating. I think it’s complete now.

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Kelloggs: Why is there- There’s a thing blocking my view.

PumpkinMochi: I hope they use that to censor his stuff.

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Kelloggs: Pfftttttttttttt.

CriticalMiss: Geez

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Kelloggs: We’ll sit here forever in the dark spot in the water. How is she not floating up with those balloons?

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CriticalMiss: How dare you hurt my sister. Now I’m gonna make you one of my sisters.

ParticularlyPeeved: She’s the childhood friend, but whatever

Kelloggs: A childhood friend is basically a sister.

fast sword

Kelloggs: How dare he move that fast. Doesn’t he know that if he does that, he’ll be too fast for our animation to capture?

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PumpkinMochi: I think her clothes are back to being damaged again.

Kelloggs: They can’t make up their mind about that or the color of what’s underneath. It’s been black sometimes and white other times.

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CriticalMiss: Wait, there was a pantyshot finally.

Kelloggs: Darn, you look away for five minutes and end up missing stuff.

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PumpkinMochi: You are my imouto too, I can’t kill you.

Kelloggs: There’s more imoutos?!

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ParticularlyPeeved: You know what will happen if you get too excited.

PumpkinMochi: Oh no. I mean, oh yes. Get more excited.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, does he have twintail powers?

Kelloggs: He’s an observer but he won’t open his eyes. He’s a shitty observer.

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ParticularlyPeeved: They should have landed back in that shop they were in from two episodes ago.

PumpkinMochi: Are you still fixated on that?

Kelloggs: You don’t understand mall logic, Peeved. We need to educate you in advanced mall theory.

ParticularlyPeeved: They should have restarted at that point.

Kelloggs: You don’t go back to the checkpoints at malls. That’s not how it works, or something.

CLOSING THOUGHTS

Kelloggs: That episode sucked.

CriticalMiss: They missed a lot of chances to have pantyshots.

Kelloggs: Yeah, there was lots of people flying around in the air, skirts whipping up and down but nope. Why am I even here at that point. They need to get the Strike Witches director in here, he knows how to do an episode.

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PumpkinMochi: THAT TIME. OH YES

Kelloggs: So that’s promising. It’s like they’re saying “We’re sorry about this bullshit, let’s get to why you really came here.”

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