Pedantic Perspective Watches: Shinmai Maou no Testament ep. 5

After last week’s lackluster episode, this week’s episode of Testament more than made up for it in the fanservice department.

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Another typical day at the Tojo household.

PumpkinMochi: Alright, time for some morning demon lording. Or what the preview title from last week was.

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CriticalMiss: That’s… Wait wait what?

Kelloggs: The calls are coming from inside the shirt!

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Kelloggs: Well, we’re off to a good start.

ParticularlyPeeved: Okay. I guess she is a succubus.

CriticalMiss: This is a very umm aduhduh… morning lord?

Kelloggs: Blurays! Give me blurays! My kingdom for blurays!

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PumpkinMochi: Dat eye.

Kelloggs: I think he broke her face.

PumpkinMochi: Oh, who’s that in the preview?

ParticularlyPeeved: I didn’t even know they had a preview in the opening.

Kelloggs: What do the feathers symbolize, you guys?

ParticularlyPeeved: Nothing.

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PumpkinMochi: Isn’t this how they first met?

Kelloggs: She’s wearing a towel. This is kind of boring. Oh, here we go.

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PumpkinMochi: Wait, what the fuck was tha-

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Kelloggs: Oh come on!

ParticularlyPeeved: Okay.

CriticalMiss: It looks like they wanted a funnier censor than just the light.

Kelloggs: But it’s more intrusive.

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Kelloggs: There’s a sign? You know, Japan, we’ve developed a technology to make doors unopenable.

PumpkinMochi: Maybe he thought that this time the bathroom wouldn’t be the bathroom and would be the living room instead. But nope, it’s still the bathroom.

PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, the guy actually has nipples.

Kelloggs: Where’s Shinzen?

ParticularlyPeeved: Why do we need Shinzen?

Kelloggs: He’s always getting mad because the guys don’t have nipples in anime.

ParticularlyPeeved: Ohhhhhhhhh.

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Kelloggs: Kinky

Kelloggs: Wait, he closed the door? It was like “Okay, I’m closing the door behind me and I’m also putting my hand on your mouth.”

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Kelloggs: Oh, and you’re here.

CriticalMiss: How did she get in?

PumpkinMochi: This world does not believe in locks.

CriticalMiss: Aduhduh

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Kelloggs: I see she brought her own towel. Also, this Maria is just as good as letting people in as Wall Maria.

PumpkinMochi: I know because I installed secret cameras in your bathroom.

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Kelloggs: Let me show you the technique of my people.

PumpkinMochi: But they’re from the same village.

CriticalMiss: But if they’re bathing, where’s the cake?

ParticularlyPeeved: Yeah, they’re missing the cake. This is bullshit.

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PumpkinMochi: Master detective Mio here.

ParticularlyPeeved: That’s the perfect thing to say, right?

active curse

Kelloggs: OH GOD OH NO

PumpkinMochi: OH YEAH

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Kelloggs: HAHAHAHA

ParticularlyPeeved: Goddammit.

CriticalMiss: Is this gonna be some special video for Blurays?

spinning out

PumpkinMochi: Get out!

Kelloggs: Wow, what a jerk!

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Kelloggs: Damn it, I’m hungry now.

CriticalMiss: They’re drawing the beef better than anything else in the anime.

Kelloggs: It’s like Shonen Hollywood and orange juice

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PumpkinMochi: Is he a Lannister?

Kelloggs: I don’t get that joke.

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh God… shut up.

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Kelloggs: I wouldn’t waste dad’s money on a loser like you.

ParticularlyPeeved: Everyone does the suspicious eyebrow this episode.

Kelloggs: She’s awoken something alright.

ParticularlyPeeved: She keeps blowing it on him anyway.

Kelloggs: Blowing, you say?

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ParticularlyPeeved: Okay then! Why not.

CriticalMiss: Is that what happened during that nighttime scene?

Kelloggs: Godamnit. This censorship.

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CriticalMiss: So does that mean they get stronger if they have sex?

PumpkinMochi: Are you actually paying attention to what they’re saying? I’ve been too distracted by the… visuals.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh, he’s checking for cancer.

Kelloggs: She has these two huge growths on her chest.

PumpkinMochi: I wish they did the stupid censoring thing again instead of the beams.

Kelloggs: I don’t think those would go away for blurays though. We’ll see.

ParticularlyPeeved: You guys are actually gonna look at the blurays?

Kelloggs: Well yeah, it’s gonna be a Saturday marathon.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Oh look, more growths that need to be checked for cancer.

PumpkinMochi: I wonder if the nurse is gonna be a demon also.

Kelloggs: Everyone’s either a demon or hero so far.

CriticalMiss: According to her hair, she might be a cockroach.

Kelloggs: Sigh… tired of your bullshit. (FUN FACT: Kelloggs is terrified of bugs)

ParticularlyPeeved: Is she gonna say they’re chuunibyou? Oh, game instead.

Kelloggs: He really likes the game. I just lost the game.

zoom in

ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, the camera’s moving too far. Oh good, it’s back to focusing on where it’s supposed to be. And lots of stuff is hard.

Kelloggs: Sighhhhhhh.

Zest enters scene

Kelloggs: WOAH

ParticularlyPeeved: That’s how you make an entrance.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Why do they keep showing the stupid-

Kelloggs: What’s with the drill?

PumpkinMochi: It’s symbolism.

ParticularlyPeeved: Must be symbolism. There’s gonna be some drilling going on.

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Kelloggs: Back to the bath, where all great things in this show happen.

PumpkinMochi: I hope it cuts to the living room and Yuki’s still sitting there, waiting.

ParticularlyPeeved: Wasn’t she locked in the bathroom? They should have left her there.

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Everyone: Eugh…

ParticularlyPeeved: But they just showed her wearing-

PumpkinMochi: No close-ups allowed, I guess.

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Kelloggs: I’m sure I can trust your solution to not be insane.

CriticalMiss: Uh okay, so that’s the solution?

ParticularlyPeeved: How is that- okay whatever. Let’s do exactly what you do in this game, that’s a very good idea.

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ParticularlyPeeved: I thought he would have asked why she is sitting on him.

Kelloggs: That’s just always happening, he’s accepted it at this point. At least she has clothes on this time.

Kelloggs: Erabe

ParticularlyPeeved: I really don’t think playing this game is the way to-

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PumpkinMochi: WHAT WOOOOW

Kelloggs: Hahahaha

CriticalMiss: I… like that censorship.

ParticularlyPeeved: How about you just throw her out again.

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Kelloggs: …if you know what I mean.

maria feet

Everyone: Augh!

PumpkinMochi: I think whoever made this has a foot fetish.

Kelloggs: It is the one thing that isn’t being censored.

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PumpkinMochi: On your screen, maybe close that.

Kelloggs: Too late, own it.

Kelloggs: He’s like “Okay then, back to the game.”

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PumpkinMochi: What’s with all these new characters now?

CriticalMiss: She looks like one of the Precures from last year.

ParticularlyPeeved: The green-haired guy reminds me of some other character, but I don’t know who.

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Kelloggs: Looks like senpai noticed him.

PumpkinMochi: A hug? How lewd.

Kelloggs: Nobody ever gets a hug from a childhood friend.

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PumpkinMochi: Oh man, date time!

Kelloggs: Date-o, Date-o, Date-o.

ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think she needs to do that, she’s already done more high level stuff with him.

Kelloggs: No no no, you don’t understand the proper progression of an anime relationship. First you grope them in the bathroom, THEN you ask them out on a date.

CLOSING THOUGHTS

CriticalMiss: I bet next week during their date, they’re gonna run into a lot of girls and-

PumpkinMochi: Well yeah, they’re all gonna be following along.

ParticularlyPeeved: Whatever happened to that video camera anyway?

Kelloggs: This is important.

CriticalMiss: At least save the SD card.

PumpkinMochi: It’ll probably end up as a bonus episode on the blurays.

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