After last week’s lackluster episode, this week’s episode of Testament more than made up for it in the fanservice department.
PumpkinMochi: Alright, time for some morning demon lording. Or what the preview title from last week was.
CriticalMiss: That’s… Wait wait what?
Kelloggs: The calls are coming from inside the shirt!
Kelloggs: Well, we’re off to a good start.
ParticularlyPeeved: Okay. I guess she is a succubus.
CriticalMiss: This is a very umm aduhduh… morning lord?
PumpkinMochi: Dat eye.
Kelloggs: I think he broke her face.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, who’s that in the preview?
ParticularlyPeeved: I didn’t even know they had a preview in the opening.
Kelloggs: What do the feathers symbolize, you guys?
PumpkinMochi: Isn’t this how they first met?
Kelloggs: She’s wearing a towel. This is kind of boring. Oh, here we go.
PumpkinMochi: Wait, what the fuck was tha-
Kelloggs: Oh come on!
CriticalMiss: It looks like they wanted a funnier censor than just the light.
Kelloggs: But it’s more intrusive.
Kelloggs: There’s a sign? You know, Japan, we’ve developed a technology to make doors unopenable.
PumpkinMochi: Maybe he thought that this time the bathroom wouldn’t be the bathroom and would be the living room instead. But nope, it’s still the bathroom.
PumpkinMochi: Oh hey, the guy actually has nipples.
Kelloggs: Where’s Shinzen?
ParticularlyPeeved: Why do we need Shinzen?
Kelloggs: He’s always getting mad because the guys don’t have nipples in anime.
Kelloggs: Wait, he closed the door? It was like “Okay, I’m closing the door behind me and I’m also putting my hand on your mouth.”
Kelloggs: Oh, and you’re here.
CriticalMiss: How did she get in?
PumpkinMochi: This world does not believe in locks.
Kelloggs: I see she brought her own towel. Also, this Maria is just as good as letting people in as Wall Maria.
PumpkinMochi: I know because I installed secret cameras in your bathroom.
Kelloggs: Let me show you the technique of my people.
PumpkinMochi: But they’re from the same village.
CriticalMiss: But if they’re bathing, where’s the cake?
ParticularlyPeeved: Yeah, they’re missing the cake. This is bullshit.
PumpkinMochi: Master detective Mio here.
Kelloggs: OH GOD OH NO
PumpkinMochi: OH YEAH
CriticalMiss: Is this gonna be some special video for Blurays?
PumpkinMochi: Get out!
Kelloggs: Wow, what a jerk!
Kelloggs: Damn it, I’m hungry now.
CriticalMiss: They’re drawing the beef better than anything else in the anime.
Kelloggs: It’s like Shonen Hollywood and orange juice
PumpkinMochi: Is he a Lannister?
Kelloggs: I don’t get that joke.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh God… shut up.
Kelloggs: I wouldn’t waste dad’s money on a loser like you.
ParticularlyPeeved: Everyone does the suspicious eyebrow this episode.
ParticularlyPeeved: She keeps blowing it on him anyway.
Kelloggs: Blowing, you say?
ParticularlyPeeved: Okay then! Why not.
CriticalMiss: Is that what happened during that nighttime scene?
Kelloggs: Godamnit. This censorship.
CriticalMiss: So does that mean they get stronger if they have sex?
PumpkinMochi: Are you actually paying attention to what they’re saying? I’ve been too distracted by the… visuals.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, he’s checking for cancer.
Kelloggs: She has these two huge growths on her chest.
PumpkinMochi: I wish they did the stupid censoring thing again instead of the beams.
Kelloggs: I don’t think those would go away for blurays though. We’ll see.
ParticularlyPeeved: You guys are actually gonna look at the blurays?
Kelloggs: Well yeah, it’s gonna be a Saturday marathon.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh look, more growths that need to be checked for cancer.
PumpkinMochi: I wonder if the nurse is gonna be a demon also.
Kelloggs: Everyone’s either a demon or hero so far.
CriticalMiss: According to her hair, she might be a cockroach.
Kelloggs: Sigh… tired of your bullshit. (FUN FACT: Kelloggs is terrified of bugs)
Kelloggs: He really likes the game. I just lost the game.
ParticularlyPeeved: That’s how you make an entrance.
ParticularlyPeeved: Why do they keep showing the stupid-
Kelloggs: What’s with the drill?
PumpkinMochi: It’s symbolism.
ParticularlyPeeved: Must be symbolism. There’s gonna be some drilling going on.
Kelloggs: Back to the bath, where all great things in this show happen.
PumpkinMochi: I hope it cuts to the living room and Yuki’s still sitting there, waiting.
ParticularlyPeeved: Wasn’t she locked in the bathroom? They should have left her there.
ParticularlyPeeved: But they just showed her wearing-
PumpkinMochi: No close-ups allowed, I guess.
Kelloggs: I’m sure I can trust your solution to not be insane.
CriticalMiss: Uh okay, so that’s the solution?
ParticularlyPeeved: How is that- okay whatever. Let’s do exactly what you do in this game, that’s a very good idea.
ParticularlyPeeved: I thought he would have asked why she is sitting on him.
Kelloggs: That’s just always happening, he’s accepted it at this point. At least she has clothes on this time.
ParticularlyPeeved: I really don’t think playing this game is the way to-
PumpkinMochi: WHAT WOOOOW
CriticalMiss: I… like that censorship.
ParticularlyPeeved: How about you just throw her out again.
Kelloggs: …if you know what I mean.
PumpkinMochi: I think whoever made this has a foot fetish.
Kelloggs: It is the one thing that isn’t being censored.
PumpkinMochi: On your screen, maybe close that.
Kelloggs: Too late, own it.
Kelloggs: He’s like “Okay then, back to the game.”
PumpkinMochi: What’s with all these new characters now?
CriticalMiss: She looks like one of the Precures from last year.
ParticularlyPeeved: The green-haired guy reminds me of some other character, but I don’t know who.
Kelloggs: Looks like senpai noticed him.
PumpkinMochi: A hug? How lewd.
Kelloggs: Nobody ever gets a hug from a childhood friend.
PumpkinMochi: Oh man, date time!
Kelloggs: Date-o, Date-o, Date-o.
ParticularlyPeeved: I don’t think she needs to do that, she’s already done more high level stuff with him.
Kelloggs: No no no, you don’t understand the proper progression of an anime relationship. First you grope them in the bathroom, THEN you ask them out on a date.
CriticalMiss: I bet next week during their date, they’re gonna run into a lot of girls and-
PumpkinMochi: Well yeah, they’re all gonna be following along.
ParticularlyPeeved: Whatever happened to that video camera anyway?
Kelloggs: This is important.
CriticalMiss: At least save the SD card.
PumpkinMochi: It’ll probably end up as a bonus episode on the blurays.