Pedantic Perspective Watches: Shinmai Maou no Testament ep. 3

In this episode of Shinmai Maou no Testament, an innocent attempt to share some cake with demon sisters in the bath goes horribly wrong.

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It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

CriticalMiss: I love this opening.

PumpkinMochi: I bet you do.

Boundless: It’s better than the other haremshit ones.

Kelloggs: Yeah, Sweet ARMS is good.

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Kelloggs: There’s probably a way to generate more energy, and it’s probably very lewd.

PumpkinMochi: Speaking of generating lewd energy, here we go.

Kelloggs: Oh, hello. So it’s gonna be that kind of curse, huh?

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Kelloggs: Why are they both sitting on the same side of the table? Who does that when talking to each other?

PumpkinMochi: Maybe they’re sitting at a counter?

Kelloggs: But two tables down, Mio and- See, there are chairs right there. Look at it. It’d be one thing if they were sharing a book or studying, but they’re eating. This show and its geometry make no sense!

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CriticalMiss: Wait, is she wearing a keyhole around her neck.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, she had it the whole time.

Kelloggs: She’s the main character from Nisekoi.

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Kelloggs: Goddamn it, Maria.

PumpkinMochi: Shenanigans incoming.

Kelloggs: Doesn’t she know he’s the main character and that he’s voiced by Mahoukaman?

Testament

PumpkinMochi: Oh okay.

ParticularlyPeeved:: Just in case you missed it the first time, they had a second gust of wind.

CriticalMiss: Wait, did they say something important? I was focusing on something else.

ParticularlyPeeved: Don’t worry, I had no idea what she said either.

PumpkinMochi: Demons are attacking them or something?

Kelloggs: No, Basara. You are the demons.

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ParticularlyPeeved: But you don’t.

PumpkinMochi: That’s why we followed you.

Kelloggs: I’m sure you’d like to deepen your bond.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Sigh. Sure why not.

Boundless: For reasons.

Testament bath

Everyone: WOAH.

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ParticularlyPeeved: Uhhhhh.

Kelloggs: They’re just like giant skin loofahs, no big deal. Goddamn this steam, give blurays plox.

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Kelloggs: It’s time for cake if you know what I mean.

Testament cake

PumpkinMochi: Oh no!

Kelloggs: Look what you’ve done. Wait, no no no.

CriticalMiss: They’re gonna lick it off, aren’t they?

PumpkinMochi: They’re just being polite, don’t you know.

Boundless: Et tu, Mio?

Testament cake 2

Everyone: WOW

Kelloggs: Uh oh. I don’t like where this is going, you guys.

CriticalMiss: 18 times!

PumpkinMochi: Shut up.

ParticularlyPeeved: And he fainted.

PumpkinMochi: Oh, it was just a dream.

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Kelloggs: Yep yep yep.

PumpkinMochi: Wait, so she has the power to enter his dream, so this is just like Ince-

Kelloggs: Goddamn it no.

Boundless: They have to take care of him in shifts.

Kelloggs: What kind of nickname is that? Oh, Wolverine’s back.

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Kelloggs: Why do you care?

ParticularlyPeeved: Why can’t he think of how I feel if he falls asleep in class?

Kelloggs: Doesn’t he realize that I care very much if he learns?

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ParticularlyPeeved: Yes, we’re going to have a completely pointless argument now.

Boundless: They have to have more baths together so that they can trust each other more.

PumpkinMochi: So the curse activates every time she gets jealous, right?

ParticularlyPeeved: Pretty much.

Kelloggs: It activates every time she really wants the D.

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ParticularlyPeeved: So quantity doesn’t matter? Okay, sure.

Kelloggs: Her sweater says differently.

ParticularlyPeeved: Her lab coat is kind of pointless.

PumpkinMochi: How else would you know she’s the school nurse?

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ParticularlyPeeved: The lights are still on, how is that a blackout?

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Kelloggs: Daww, it’s still a family show.

ParticularlyPeeved: Shut up, Kelloggs.

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ParticularlyPeeved: At least her shield works.

CriticalMiss: Didn’t they say in the last episode that she can’t use magic?

PumpkinMochi: No, they said it was her first time using magic in the last episode, even though she used magic in the first episode.

Testament fight scene

ParticularlyPeeved: 1, 2, 3, 4. So that barely animated pan shot lasted a whole 4 seconds.

PumpkinMochi: Look, they wanted to animate the important stuff. Namely, her skirt fluttering up so that they could have a pantyshot.

Kelloggs: The show’s got its priorities in order.

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ParticularlyPeeved: “I just realized after running down an incredibly long hallway that I can just teleport next to Mio.”

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Kelloggs: Who’s this fucking luchador?

ParticularlyPeeved: Is it Thor like that other show?

PumpkinMochi: No, it’s clearly Wolverine with that hair.

Testament fight scene 2

Kelloggs: I have no idea what just happened because it wasn’t animated.

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Kelloggs: He’s been fighting with his sword, if you know what I mean. Hand-to-sword combat, you know.

PumpkinMochi: Every single night too.

Testament Maria punch

Kelloggs: Epic! Demon! Punching! But I was told by Absolute Duo that women couldn’t use that move.

PumpkinMochi: Maybe she’s stronger because she’s a succubus.

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Kelloggs: Oh God, Doctor Doom’s here!

Testament boob fall

ParticularlyPeeved: That’s how he would die.

PumpkinMochi: No he survived because he had something to cushion his fall.

Boundless: Oh my God, I can’t believe they derailed that scene so badly.

ParticularlyPeeved: At least they didn’t have a gust of wind at the same time.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

PumpkinMochi: So, that was an episode.

Boundless: So, cake in the shower?

ParticularlyPeeved: Well you can’t waste food.

PumpkinMochi: It’s more efficient if you eat food and bathe at the same time. You never know when you have to go fight demons.

Kelloggs: Yep, it’s all about efficiency.

ParticularlyPeeved: I liked how the camera panned to the box of cake then cut to them all in the shower.

PumpkinMochi: Yeah, I was thinking “Oh they’re gonna eat cake now.” But nope, bath scene instead.

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