In this episode of Shinmai Maou no Testament, an innocent attempt to share some cake with demon sisters in the bath goes horribly wrong.
CriticalMiss: I love this opening.
PumpkinMochi: I bet you do.
Boundless: It’s better than the other haremshit ones.
Kelloggs: Yeah, Sweet ARMS is good.
Kelloggs: There’s probably a way to generate more energy, and it’s probably very lewd.
PumpkinMochi: Speaking of generating lewd energy, here we go.
Kelloggs: Why are they both sitting on the same side of the table? Who does that when talking to each other?
PumpkinMochi: Maybe they’re sitting at a counter?
Kelloggs: But two tables down, Mio and- See, there are chairs right there. Look at it. It’d be one thing if they were sharing a book or studying, but they’re eating. This show and its geometry make no sense!
CriticalMiss: Wait, is she wearing a keyhole around her neck.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, she had it the whole time.
Kelloggs: She’s the main character from Nisekoi.
Kelloggs: Goddamn it, Maria.
PumpkinMochi: Shenanigans incoming.
Kelloggs: Doesn’t she know he’s the main character and that he’s voiced by Mahoukaman?
PumpkinMochi: Oh okay.
ParticularlyPeeved:: Just in case you missed it the first time, they had a second gust of wind.
CriticalMiss: Wait, did they say something important? I was focusing on something else.
ParticularlyPeeved: Don’t worry, I had no idea what she said either.
PumpkinMochi: Demons are attacking them or something?
Kelloggs: No, Basara. You are the demons.
ParticularlyPeeved: But you don’t.
PumpkinMochi: That’s why we followed you.
Kelloggs: I’m sure you’d like to deepen your bond.
ParticularlyPeeved: Sigh. Sure why not.
Boundless: For reasons.
Kelloggs: They’re just like giant skin loofahs, no big deal. Goddamn this steam, give blurays plox.
Kelloggs: It’s time for cake if you know what I mean.
PumpkinMochi: Oh no!
Kelloggs: Look what you’ve done. Wait, no no no.
CriticalMiss: They’re gonna lick it off, aren’t they?
PumpkinMochi: They’re just being polite, don’t you know.
Boundless: Et tu, Mio?
Kelloggs: Uh oh. I don’t like where this is going, you guys.
CriticalMiss: 18 times!
PumpkinMochi: Shut up.
ParticularlyPeeved: And he fainted.
PumpkinMochi: Oh, it was just a dream.
Kelloggs: Yep yep yep.
PumpkinMochi: Wait, so she has the power to enter his dream, so this is just like Ince-
Kelloggs: Goddamn it no.
Kelloggs: Why do you care?
ParticularlyPeeved: Why can’t he think of how I feel if he falls asleep in class?
Kelloggs: Doesn’t he realize that I care very much if he learns?
ParticularlyPeeved: Yes, we’re going to have a completely pointless argument now.
Boundless: They have to have more baths together so that they can trust each other more.
PumpkinMochi: So the curse activates every time she gets jealous, right?
ParticularlyPeeved: Pretty much.
Kelloggs: It activates every time she really wants the D.
ParticularlyPeeved: So quantity doesn’t matter? Okay, sure.
Kelloggs: Her sweater says differently.
ParticularlyPeeved: Her lab coat is kind of pointless.
PumpkinMochi: How else would you know she’s the school nurse?
ParticularlyPeeved: The lights are still on, how is that a blackout?
Kelloggs: Daww, it’s still a family show.
ParticularlyPeeved: Shut up, Kelloggs.
ParticularlyPeeved: At least her shield works.
CriticalMiss: Didn’t they say in the last episode that she can’t use magic?
PumpkinMochi: No, they said it was her first time using magic in the last episode, even though she used magic in the first episode.
ParticularlyPeeved: 1, 2, 3, 4. So that barely animated pan shot lasted a whole 4 seconds.
PumpkinMochi: Look, they wanted to animate the important stuff. Namely, her skirt fluttering up so that they could have a pantyshot.
Kelloggs: The show’s got its priorities in order.
ParticularlyPeeved: “I just realized after running down an incredibly long hallway that I can just teleport next to Mio.”
Kelloggs: Who’s this fucking luchador?
ParticularlyPeeved: Is it Thor like that other show?
PumpkinMochi: No, it’s clearly Wolverine with that hair.
Kelloggs: I have no idea what just happened because it wasn’t animated.
Kelloggs: He’s been fighting with his sword, if you know what I mean. Hand-to-sword combat, you know.
PumpkinMochi: Every single night too.
Kelloggs: Epic! Demon! Punching! But I was told by Absolute Duo that women couldn’t use that move.
PumpkinMochi: Maybe she’s stronger because she’s a succubus.
Kelloggs: Oh God, Doctor Doom’s here!
ParticularlyPeeved: That’s how he would die.
PumpkinMochi: No he survived because he had something to cushion his fall.
Boundless: Oh my God, I can’t believe they derailed that scene so badly.
ParticularlyPeeved: At least they didn’t have a gust of wind at the same time.
PumpkinMochi: So, that was an episode.
Boundless: So, cake in the shower?
ParticularlyPeeved: Well you can’t waste food.
PumpkinMochi: It’s more efficient if you eat food and bathe at the same time. You never know when you have to go fight demons.
Kelloggs: Yep, it’s all about efficiency.
ParticularlyPeeved: I liked how the camera panned to the box of cake then cut to them all in the shower.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, I was thinking “Oh they’re gonna eat cake now.” But nope, bath scene instead.