With only one more episode till the finale, our heroes… end up fighting the weakest Guildy to date, while Soji spends the entire episode as a girl.
PumpkinMochi: So I heard this episode has better quality than the last few ones.
Kelloggs: Ugh her face. I thought you said this would be better!
PumpkinMochi: Well, this is technically from the last episode.
Kelloggs: Fair enough. Her face has been off since the first episode now that I think about it.
Kelloggs: Wait, you don’t have much squish. It’s more than Aika, but that’s not saying much.
PumpkinMochi: It’s not hard to be greater than zero.
Kelloggs: It’s a non-zero amount of squish, but you could round it down to zero. Negligible squish is what I’d call it.
Kelloggs: Wait, when they say “Ooh Baby” in the opening song, they sub it as “Uh Baby”. They completely lose the nuance of this deep opening song.
PumpkinMochi: How did you even come up with that name.
Kelloggs: She wants to play dress up with TailRed
Boundless: Who doesn’t?
Kelloggs: If only your father could see what a lovely young lady you’ve become.
Kelloggs: Please no pee jokes. FUCK, PEE JOKES.
PumpkinMochi: What’s wrong with Yellow?
Kelloggs: You know what couldn’t be any harder right now.
Kelloggs: I was talking about potty training.
Kelloggs: Wait why would you do that.
Kelloggs: Well that was a mistake. I did a Google search on drinks that make you pee and I got a WikiHow link on How to Make You Pee with pictures.
PumpkinMochi: What the? What is she doing with that one hand?
Kelloggs: Wait, that remote goes to 12. What the fuck. This is worse than that one show, I don’t remember which one, with the girl playing what looked like a Wii with a X-Box controller.
Boundless: I think that was Nanana.
PumpkinMochi: Time for a new transformation sequence?
Kelloggs: This is basically the same. They never really showed the process of going from male to female, which is probably for the best.
Kelloggs: He was too weirded out last time by your faces, so he sent me instead.
Kelloggs: This is like the Majin Buu fight. Is this gonna take 12 episodes?
PumpkinMochi: If this show had to go another 12 episodes, it’ll devolve to crayon drawings by the end.
Kelloggs: Because she’s always been a model of accuracy and restraint.
PumpkinMochi: Well, that was easy.
Kelloggs: You could call that fight Staples, because that was easy.
Kelloggs: I’d say its your friend cum lover. But that’ll force you to write cum lover in the post, and nobody wants that.
PumpkinMochi: Of course not.
Kelloggs: But she’s wearing nothing! Eh… whatever.
Kelloggs: I was hoping that they’d do an episode of twintail maintenance.
Boundless: It reminds me of something that they would do in Meganebu about taking off your glasses.
Kelloggs: Oh right, like that whole MR inspection, which was better than this. In general, everything this show does, Meganebu does better.
PumpkinMochi: Did you expect it to be all fun and games?
Kelloggs: Grizzled veteran of the twintail war, Twoearle.
Boundless: It’s personal now!
Kelloggs: How many apprentices does this guy have?
Boundless: It looked like that entire dojo was full of his apprentices.
Kelloggs: Apparently there’s a whole girlyboy faction down there in Guildy..land, do they have a name for where they live?
PumpkinMochi: I’m fine with Guildyland.
Kelloggs: Now I’m imagining one of them being asked “You just defeated TailRed. What are you gonna do next?” and responding “I’m going to GuildyLand.
PumpkinMochi: Wait, he didn’t explode.
Kelloggs: I would have gone with charm point personally.
Boundless: What was that about your toughness?
Haven’t you played Pokemon? Most of the hard shell types have some sort of self-destruct move where they blow up and do shrapnel damage. This is like that, but it doesn’t actually do anything.
Kelloggs: That’s way too literal right there.
Kelloggs: Goddamn it, did they really have to call it that.
PumpkinMochi: TIME TO GRIP MY ROD AND GO INTO BATTLE.
Kelloggs: Should be a big finale next week.
PumpkinMochi: I’m sure it’ll ruin Christmas.
Kelloggs: Nah, that’s Yuuki Yuuna’s job. I’m not even joking there. It’ll be like White Album 2 last year. Anyway, two things about this episode. The thing with him turning into a girl should have happened four episodes earlier, and people should stop watching this show and watch Meganebu instead. It’s better at being about a random character trait being taken too seriously. Proof that anime originals are better than light novel garbage.
PumpkinMochi: Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with that.