Pedantic Perspective Watches: OreTwi ep. 7

Wherein none of us really know what is going on with this show.

Perhaps we could have been more like the Ultimaguil empire and spent hours pondering twintails.

Perhaps we could have been more like the Ultimaguil empire and spent hours pondering twintails.

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Kelloggs: Dark Grasper? More like Lewd Grasper. She has a pretty substantial love for glasses, but her armor is very insubstantial.

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PumpkinMochi: I think there are two big differences.

Kelloggs: I think she needs to get her glasses fixed.

Kelloggs: This is the worst thing that has happened ever.

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Boundless: Wait, is that Dark Grasper on a stage?

PumpkinMochi: I guess she’ll become an idol at some point then?

Kelloggs: She’s in a quantum idol state right now where she is both an idol and not an idol until we determine whether she’s an idol.

Boundless: Is this part of relativistic idol theory?

Kelloggs: It’s part of my grand unified idol theory.

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Kelloggs: “I’m gonna go searching for your boobs then I’ll give you a call when I find them.”

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Boundless: I like her already.

Kelloggs: She does have a team of Pokemon. Later generation evolutions or something.

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PumpkinMochi: Right… “analyzed”.

Kelloggs: I bet they analyzed it really closely.

Kelloggs: Being Tailblue is suffering.

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Kelloggs: She’s obsessed with that. Come on guys, she just wants your contact info and to make friends.

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Boundless: Megane?

Kelloggs: YES

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Kelloggs: What’s with her outfit? It’s like some Alice in Wonderland shit.

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PumpkinMochi: At least they’re using the color-coded chairs properly.

Kelloggs: That means they can’t really fire or hire anyone or the chairs won’t work. They’re forever employed in the twintail guild.

Boundless: Excellent job security.

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Kelloggs: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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Kelloggs: Well, we have reached our quantum idol state now. We can say that she’s an idol now.

Boundless: Oh, they didn’t figure it out?

PumpkinMochi: Well, she does look completely different.

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Boundless: She should try yelling louder.

Kelloggs: Stand back, my boobs will handle this!

Kelloggs: What’s wrong with your faceeeeeeee. Actually, what’s wrong with both of their faces.

Tailblue swimsuit

PumpkinMochi: Wat

Kelloggs: How…? I don’t even know what is happening anymore.

Boundless: See… the school swimsuit reduces friction as she slides across the sand… maybe?

Kelloggs: Just as an aside, I’m wondering if this is a Dengeki Bunko novel now, because I would want to play as Tailred.

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Kelloggs: They can’t even animate his mouth.

PumpkinMochi: Maybe it was one of the other heads that was talking.

Kelloggs: Reminds me of the three-headed Broadway star game in Whose Line is it Anyway. I want him to have all of his conversations like that.

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PumpkinMochi: Okay, none of them were talking there. They have no excuse there.

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Kelloggs: Wait, I already saw this episode of K-ON.

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Kelloggs: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Boundless: This is gonna be some huge amalgamation of fetishes.

Kelloggs: She’s gonna go on sadpanda and search all the tags at once.

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Kelloggs: She should probably search for magnet porn too just for good measure.

Boundless: Mmm… magnet porn.

Kelloggs: When the poles of a magnet repel each other, it’s just one of them being tsundere.

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Kelloggs: Oh, back to the good content.

PumpkinMochi: They all have glasses.

Boundless: I’m so confused. What’s going on?

Kelloggs: I think she’s spreading glasses attribute by singing megane over and over and suddenly people wear glasses. It’s like that episode of The Simpsons with the Yvan Eht Nioj song.

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Boundless: Dun dun dun!

Kelloggs: Cliffhanger!

Final Thoughts:

Boundless: Oh my god, that was a ridiculous episode.

Kelloggs: Yeah, what the hell is that. Oh, I do have bad news. This isn’t a Dengeki Bunko light novel so they wouldn’t be in Fighting Climax. I also read the Wikipedia article and I’ll just say that glorious things will happen later on.

PumpkinMochi: I look forward to whatever those things are. Also, this was the best part of the episode.

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