Wherein none of us really know what is going on with this show.
Kelloggs: Dark Grasper? More like Lewd Grasper. She has a pretty substantial love for glasses, but her armor is very insubstantial.
PumpkinMochi: I think there are two big differences.
Kelloggs: I think she needs to get her glasses fixed.
Boundless: Wait, is that Dark Grasper on a stage?
PumpkinMochi: I guess she’ll become an idol at some point then?
Kelloggs: She’s in a quantum idol state right now where she is both an idol and not an idol until we determine whether she’s an idol.
Boundless: Is this part of relativistic idol theory?
Kelloggs: It’s part of my grand unified idol theory.
Kelloggs: “I’m gonna go searching for your boobs then I’ll give you a call when I find them.”
Boundless: I like her already.
Kelloggs: She does have a team of Pokemon. Later generation evolutions or something.
PumpkinMochi: Right… “analyzed”.
Kelloggs: I bet they analyzed it really closely.
Kelloggs: She’s obsessed with that. Come on guys, she just wants your contact info and to make friends.
Kelloggs: What’s with her outfit? It’s like some Alice in Wonderland shit.
PumpkinMochi: At least they’re using the color-coded chairs properly.
Kelloggs: That means they can’t really fire or hire anyone or the chairs won’t work. They’re forever employed in the twintail guild.
Boundless: Excellent job security.
Kelloggs: Well, we have reached our quantum idol state now. We can say that she’s an idol now.
Boundless: Oh, they didn’t figure it out?
PumpkinMochi: Well, she does look completely different.
Boundless: She should try yelling louder.
Kelloggs: Stand back, my boobs will handle this!
Kelloggs: What’s wrong with your faceeeeeeee. Actually, what’s wrong with both of their faces.
Kelloggs: How…? I don’t even know what is happening anymore.
Boundless: See… the school swimsuit reduces friction as she slides across the sand… maybe?
Kelloggs: Just as an aside, I’m wondering if this is a Dengeki Bunko novel now, because I would want to play as Tailred.
Kelloggs: They can’t even animate his mouth.
PumpkinMochi: Maybe it was one of the other heads that was talking.
Kelloggs: Reminds me of the three-headed Broadway star game in Whose Line is it Anyway. I want him to have all of his conversations like that.
PumpkinMochi: Okay, none of them were talking there. They have no excuse there.
Kelloggs: Wait, I already saw this episode of K-ON.
Kelloggs: She’s gonna go on sadpanda and search all the tags at once.
Kelloggs: She should probably search for magnet porn too just for good measure.
Boundless: Mmm… magnet porn.
Kelloggs: When the poles of a magnet repel each other, it’s just one of them being tsundere.
Kelloggs: Oh, back to the good content.
Boundless: I’m so confused. What’s going on?
Kelloggs: I think she’s spreading glasses attribute by singing megane over and over and suddenly people wear glasses. It’s like that episode of The Simpsons with the Yvan Eht Nioj song.
Boundless: Dun dun dun!
Boundless: Oh my god, that was a ridiculous episode.
Kelloggs: Yeah, what the hell is that. Oh, I do have bad news. This isn’t a Dengeki Bunko light novel so they wouldn’t be in Fighting Climax. I also read the Wikipedia article and I’ll just say that glorious things will happen later on.
PumpkinMochi: I look forward to whatever those things are. Also, this was the best part of the episode.