For the third episode of the greatest hairstyle-focused anime of all time, Boundless, Kelloggs, ParticularlyPeeved and myself were able to bear witness to the debut of another twintailed warrior, the tempestuous Tailblue.
Kelloggs: ♫ Kimi to natsu no owari shourai no yume ♫
Boundless: I like how they have color-coded command chairs.
Kelloggs: It’s sort of disappointing that his mom doesn’t have hair conducive to twintails.
Kelloggs: Where’s my full transformation sequence? You’ve already done it once, so it’s not like budget is an issue. Just play it again.
Boundless: Oh no! We’ll never know what fetish he had.
Kelloggs: I would go to New York just to see the Broadway show about twintails. Please make that a thing. I could take my dad and awkwardly explain it.
ParticularlyPeeved: Oh, he’s turning into Ranma?
PumpkinMochi: Oh jeez.
Kelloggs: I remember that joke about the first thing a guy would do in a girl’s body, but I didn’t expect this show to go there.
Boundless: Hahaha wow.
Kelloggs: Yeah, right where it counts!
Kelloggs: Wait, did she just invent a tsundere defense system?
PumpkinMochi: It didn’t work very well though.
Kelloggs: Oh no, he’s not gonna be one of those protagonists with principles that get in the way of-
PumpkinMochi: Wait, it’s time for the transformation scene again.
Kelloggs: This is the least threatening villain ever. Oh no, he’s making clones of me and getting snuggily with it.
PumpkinMochi: My only weakness!
ParticularlyPeeved: How can any good person destroy those shiny twintails.
Kelloggs: Okay, now he’s threatening.
Boundless: Creepy also.
ParticularlyPeeved: You’re not helping yourself with that explanation.
Kelloggs: I’m confused why they designed tailgear for a busty character, since twintails are almost always associated with flat-chested characters.
PumpkinMochi: Twoearle’s probably just messing with Aika.
PumpkinMochi: Here we go again!
Boundless: Double transformation!
Boundless: Don’t underestimate the violent and nefarious.
Kelloggs: They’re not gym shorts, they’re bloomers. Get it right.
Kelloggs: He’s caring until the end.
ParticularlyPeeved: Now all the reporters are here.
PumpkinMochi: Where did they come from all of a sudden?
Kelloggs: How do they have cameras everywhere a fight happens?
PumpkinMochi: Tailblue was pretty cool, despite her violent and nefarious nature. Based on the preview, it looks like Team Twintail will be in a direct confrontation with the Elemarian leader, which seems pretty early to do. I look forward to seeing what happens next.
Kelloggs: I loved the concept of a scientifically-designed anti-tsundere defense system. If a tsundere is about to hit someone, it can activate and keeps her from doing so. Of course, this will just make her mad as she insists she isn’t a tsundere, which makes things better. Other than that, Tailred is still best tail.
Boundless: Tailblue is obviously going to be the arch-villian of the series, just look at the murderous intent in these eyes.
ParticularlyPeeved: The only thing missing from twintails right now is megane. Needs more megane.