SerendipitouslySane’s Second Sententious Scrutiny of the Season Supra, Part VII

 8.      Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei

AT LAST, WE APPROACH THE GLORIOUS GOSPEL OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, SHIBA TATSUYA. LET HIS SPLENDOUR BE FULLY DIVULGED WITHIN THEIR HALLOWED PAGES. FIRST, OBSERVE THE PERFECTION THAT IS HIS VISAGE, AND THE WISDOM THAT IS HIS WORD.

I WOULD LIKE TO RUN MY FINGERS DOWN HIS FACE.

I WOULD LIKE TO RUN MY FINGERS DOWN HIS FACE.

YES! YES! BOW BEFORE THE LORD, FOR HE IS OMNIPOTENT AND OMNISCIENT. HE IS UNDEFEATABLE IN BATTLE YET TOTALLY HUMBLE IN DEMEANOUR. BEAR NOT WITNESS OF OTHER FALSE IDOLS AND IGNORE THE INNUMERABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LORD TATSUYA, AS THOSE OF THE INFERIOR SOCIETY IN WHICH OUR GENTLE LORD IS CONFINED TO DO. THEN, BASK IN THE GLORY AS YOU OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE GOSPEL OF OUR LORD, AND PRECEIVE HIS REGAL GRACE AND FANTASTICAL MAGICAL ABILITY UPON THE FIELDS OF BATTLE. WITNESS HOW HE CLEANLY DISPATCHES THOSE WHO WOULD WISH HARM UPON HIS LOYAL FLOCK. OBSERVE HIS JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS AS HE SMITES THE UNCLEAN, THE UNBELIEVER AND THE UNMAHOUKA. FEEL THE COMPASSION HE OFFERS HIS ENEMIES AS HE DOES HIS FRIENDS.

HOW DARE YOU STAIN THE LORD WITH YOUR TAINTED CLARET

HOW DARE YOU STAIN THE LORD WITH YOUR TAINTED CLARET

LEST US FORGET THE GREAT PRIESTESS, SHIBA MIYUKI, MOST LOYAL KITH, KIN AND CONSORT OF OUR LORD. THE PUREST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL COMPANION, WHOSE DEMEANOUR IS FINE AND WHOSE FEATURES ARE FLAWLESS, WHOSE SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED BY ALL SAVE THE ONE. SO ELEGANT IS HER DANCE OF SNOW AND ICE THAT THE LORD TATSUYA, IN HIS INFINITE AND UNENDING LOVE, REFUSES TO ALLOW OTHERS TO EXPERIENCE HER TOUCH IN ANGER. MAY WE ALL FOLLOW IN HER EXAMPLE, FOR SHE HAS NAUGHT BUT UNSULLIED ADMIRATION AND THE CHASTE DEVOTION TO THE LORD.

…Okay, fuck this persona; Miyuki is still delicious

…Okay, fuck this persona; Miyuki is still delicious

I’ve wasted too much time, effort and caps lock key by spending a page and a half talking about this masturbatory, terribly written, entirely self-unaware, over the top, over-budgeted, despicable, money-grabbing trainwreck of a show. Go watch porn or something if this show even sounds halfway appealing to you.

Expected Rating: 2/10

Tomorrow, we take a break from examining shows we watch to offer a cursory glance at show that we didn’t. Expect as little actual analysis of anime as usual.

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