ImoCho 12: This is the End

There’s just one thing left to do you know what it is:

Okay, not that. But we are one episode away from the thrilling(?) conclusion to ImoCho which is almost as good as TV shows from my childhood. We’ve been through piss soaked episodes, involuntary exposure to family members, frosting coated breasts, gender bending ghosts, fish induced orgasms and awkward moments in a hot spring but it’s finally time for this to (mercifully) come to an end. There probably isn’t much hope for ImoCho but we knew that five minutes into episode one. Maybe we’ll at least find out what’s in the box? Please? Anyway, here we go for the last time:

0:00 – We’re still at the hot springs? I guess one episode of onsen-related debauchery isn’t enough for these guys.

0:14 – Right to the point aren’t we?

1:00 – This OP is awful. Can we bring in Rockapella for ImoCho?

2:08 – Curious not the word I would have used. Disgusted maybe? Horrified? Sickened? Scarred for life?

3:11 – You seem to be an expert on this subject. On a related note, Neko is quickly losing her best girl status by pushing the incest route. I guess she’s the only one that got the memo that this is the last episode and is trying to wrap things up but did you have to go for this ending?

4:29 – Or we can go for the Neko end. I suppose I should have guessed that hypnotism might have been among Neko’s powers.

4:57 – Domestic violence is funny you guys!

5:19 – YUUYA’S DEAD! REJOICE FOR HE HAS BEEN FREED FROM THE BONDS OF IMOCHO AND CAN NOW FROLICK IN WHATEVER OTHER SHITTY HAREM SHOW HE CHOOSES!

5:28 – He’s also dead.

5:45 – Or not.

5:58 – Well this isn’t where I wanted things to go. Glad this show seems to think that love when you aren’t in full control of your mental faculties is the best thing ever. Or something? It’s hard to figure out all the thematic implications of a show as deep as ImoCho.

6:29 – See what I mean? Deep.

7:18 – Ah yes, the self-taught hypnotist. First thing I must do is use this power for perversion. And to think I thought you might have been best girl.

7:38 – Putting the Neko in “HenNeko” I see. Maybe that show would have sucked less if Neko had been the stony cat. It’s not like this show could suck any more if she left.

8:53 – At this point I wouldn’t be quick to trust anything Neko gives anybody.

11:09 – For a guy who’s saying what he’s honestly thinking at any time Yuuya really is pretty boring. Make something happen already.

12:10 – WHAT? THAT’S THE REASON? THE REASON THAT YUKINA IS ABLE TO SEE A SUPERNATURAL BEING IS BECAUSE SHE “Had a feeling”??????? Fuck this show.

15:06 – Oh right, this thing: one of the most revolting parts of the first couple episodes. I had almost forgotten about that.

15:47 – No. Please no. Don’t go into rape mode now.

16:05 – STOP IT! CAN’T YOU TELL SHE DOESN’T WANT TO- Oh… well then. If that’s all you have to say then carry on.

16:34 – My thoughts exactly. Wait, how do you even know?

17:29 – We did it you guys! I’m so proud of all of you. I want to thank all the little people that made this possible.

17:48 – Honestly, this is probably better than if it had ended with a “climax”.

19:19 – That makes one of us.

20:50 – I like her hair doing that thing when it puffs out from the scarf. There is a pixiv tag for this which I know about because I use my time wisely. Although I guess you already knew that given I’m blogging ImoCho.

21:54 – It’s almost over isn’t it? Getting a little dusty in here. I’ll miss you ImoCho.

22:28 – Oh goddamnit. You ruined it!

22:33 – My face when Hiyori came back

22:52 – Ignoring consent right to the end aren’t we?

23:02 – Close enough. It’s a land where ImoCho is over.

23:11 – Oh fuck no.

23:25 – Not again

23:36 – What did I just say about consent?

And it’s over(?) I sincerely hope that was just a bogus second season hook because the world certainly doesn’t need more ImoCho. I can’t imagine this doing well enough to get a second season. Then again I couldn’t imagine a lot of things that ended up happing in ImoCho. Always full of surprises that ImoCho. I could offer some concluding thoughts here but there really isn’t much to say about a show like this. The animation was poor. The story was non-existent. The characters were wooden and one-dimensional. The humor, such as it was, consisted merely of lewd jokes and awkward situations. There’s literally nothing to recommend ImoCho to anyone. We didn’t even get to find out what was in the stupid box. Everything about this show is awful. I hope everybody involved is ashamed of themselves. So in conclusion, season two when?

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